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Today's Bonehead Award goes to an
Arizona woman, who told police ‘shit happens’ 
after car crash that killed child

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1805 A peace treaty between the U.S. and Tripoli was 
 completed in the captain's cabin on board the USS Constitution. 
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Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves. --- J. B. Priestley (1894 - 1984) One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. --- Rita Mae Brown ______________________________________________________ Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes her fist at him. "Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room won't do at all! It's too small, and without a proper window! There's not even a bed! And it shakes!" The bellhop looks at her and says, "Ma'am, this isn't your room, it's the elevator." ______________________________________________________ My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me he had lent it to his son. Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I recited, "You should never lend anything to your kids, because you will never get it back." With that, he responded, "Well, it's not even my ladder. It's my dad's." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Aaronessa Keaton, 24, Glendale, Arizona
Arizona woman tells police ‘shit happens’ after car crash that killed child Aaronessa Keaton, 24, was arrested Monday for the crash that killed a child, police said. An Arizona woman being arrested for a car crash that killed a 5-year-old child had two words to say when informed that the boy had died: "shit happens." Those callous words were recorded by Glendale police officers while booking 24-year-old Aaronessa Keaton behind bars Monday for charges including manslaughter for last year's collision, KPHO reported. Court documents show that the Phoenix woman, who gave birth to a premature baby girl via C-section shortly after the Feb. 28, 2014 crash, was found with marijuana and sedatives in her system. Those drugs were also found in her newborn's system. What was a joyful ending for Keaton, however, was a nightmare for the other family that wasn't as lucky. Authorities say Keaton first side-swiped an oncoming sedan before plowing almost head-on into an oncoming pickup truck. Inside that vehicle, a 5-year-old boy was killed while a second child was injured. In January charges were filed against Aaronessa Keaton for manslaughter, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and five counts of endangerment. A warrant was issued in late February, leading to her arrest by Glendale police yesterday.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Cleta Re: Phony Get Windows 10 icon on taskbar Dear Webby On my task bar there is a new one and it is called Get Windows 10. I have Windows 7 right now. Thanks Cleta Dear Cleta That is a virus or Trojan. Run Malwarebytes! You can get a free version at Let me know if that doesn't take care of it. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ An avid golfer was late coming home from his weekly game. As he dragged himself wearily through the door, his worried wife met him. "Honey," she said, "How was your game? Why are you so late?" "Well," he replied, "this had to be the worst, hardest game of my life. Jack died out there on the golf course. Just had a heart attack and then died." "Oh, no!" she cried. "How awful for you! He was your best friend! No wonder you are late!" "Yes, the ordeal really wore me out," he said, "the whole rest of the game it was hit the ball, drag Jack, hit the ball, drag Jack." ______________________________________________________ The gigantic computer took up a whole wall, dwarfing the programmer and the mathematician standing before it. After much flashing and humming a sliver of paper emerged from the vitals of the machine. The mathematician, after studying it gravely, turned to the programmer and said with awe, "Do you realize that it would take four hundred ordinary mathematicians a hundred years of calculations..... to make a mistake this big!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Five Minute Chocolate Mug Cake When you need a quick delicious dessert for one or two. Mix these ingredients in a mug, microwave 3 minutes and it's done! Approximate Time: 5 minutes Yield: one or two per mug Ingredients: 1 coffee mug 4 Tbsp plain flour 4 Tbsp sugar 2 Tbsp baking cocoa 1 egg 3 Tbsp milk 3 Tbsp oil splash of vanilla 3 Tbsp chocolate chips (optional) Five Minute Chocolate Mug Cake Steps: Add dry ingredients (flour, sugar, cocoa) into cup and mix together. Add egg and mix. Add milk, oil and vanilla and mix. If adding chocolate chips, add them at this time. Place mug in microwave and cook for 3 minutes. The cake will rise over the mug but mine never spilled over. Just watch it and don't be alarmed when it rises high. Allow the mug to cool. I ran a knife around the inside of the cup and the cake came right out or you may eat it right from the mug. The chips will be soft, hot and wet, sort of like a molten cake mix. At this point you may sprinkle powdered sugar, add a dollop of ice cream or just eat it as is. It's moist enough. Now you can have chocolate cake any time of the day in only 5 minutes. You're welcome! : ) By Donna [244] If you can't take sugar, don't worry! I use finely slivered dates, from the hard blocks of dried pitted dates, not the expensive, soft, trail-mix type. It takes half a minute with a sharp knife to sliver a heaping TBSP, which does about the same amount of sweetening as 4 TBSP sugar, but doesn't spike your glucose levels. It adds an interesting hint of a wild flavor, and I usually skip the vanilla. I rarely skip a teaspoon of semi-sweet chips, though! Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his eyes out. His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, when he was reeling it in, the line busted, ....and the fish got away." "Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed." "That's what I did, Mama." _____________________________________________________ There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.When asked to define "great", he said: "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. ____________________________________________________
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Today in 
1098 Christian Crusaders of the First Crusade seized 
 Antioch, Turkey. 
1539 Hernando De Soto claimed Florida for Spain. 
1621 The Dutch West India Company received a charter for 
 New Netherlands (now known as New York). 
1805 A peace treaty between the U.S. and Tripoli was 
 completed in the captain's cabin on board the USS Constitution. 
1851 The New York Knickerbockers became the first baseball team 
 to wear uniforms. 
1856 Cullen Whipple patented the screw machine. 
1918 The Finnish Parliament ratified its treaty with Germany. 
1923 In Italy, Benito Mussolini granted women the right to vote. 
1937 The Duke of Windsor, who had abdicated the British throne, 
 married Wallis Warfield Simpson. 
1938 The German Reich voted to confiscate so-called 
 "degenerate art." 
1952 A rebellion by North Korean prisoners in the Koje prison 
 camp in South Korea was put down by American troops. 
1965 Edward White became the first American astronaut to do a 
 "space walk" when he left the Gemini 4 capsule. 
1970 Har Gobind Khorana and colleagues announced the first 
 synthesis of a gene from chemical components. 
1989 Chinese army troops positioned themselves to began a 
 sweep of Beijing to crush student-led pro-democracy 
 demonstrations in Tiananmen Square. 
1999 Slobodan Milosevic's government accepted an international 
 peace plan concerning Kosovo. NATO announced that airstrikes 
 would continue until 40,000 Serb forces were withdrawn from 
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