Is IE a security risk ? 

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Florida woman, who beaned her lover with a hamburger

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1770 Captain James Cook discovered the Great Barrier Reef 
 off of Australia when he ran aground. 
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The great god Ra whose shrine once covered acres Is filler now for crossword-puzzle makers. --- Keith Preston ______________________________________________________ Despite warnings from his Alpine guide, an American skier is separated from his group and falls into a deep crevasse. Several hours later, a rescue party finds the skier. The leader of the rescue team shouts down to him, "We're from the Red Cross!" "Sorry," the American yells back, "I already gave at the office." ______________________________________________________ An airport ticketing agent was working at the counter and began asking a passenger the required security questions. "Have you received any objects from an unknown person to carry aboard the airplane today?" "No," said the woman. "Did you pack your own suitcase?" she inquired, pointing to the traveler's rolling carry- on bag. "Yes," she answered. "Has your bag been under your control since you've been in the airport?" "Well, no, not exactly," the passenger said with a sigh. "The silly thing keeps either trying to go every which way, or else it's trying to trip me. I feel like I am under IT's control." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Rykihia Moore, 27, Clearwater, Floriduh
Florida woman beaned her lover with a hamburger During an argument over her infidelity, a Florida woman threw a hamburger at her boyfriend, striking him in the eye and landing her in jail. According to cops, Rykihia Moore and Mario Thornton were bickering Saturday evening over Moore reportedly “being unfaithful.” In the midst of the verbal beef inside a Clearwater home, the 27-year-old Moore “took a hamburger” and threw it at Thornton, her beau of 12 months. The burger, a criminal complaint alleges, struck Thornton in the eye. When Moore was questioned by a sheriff’s deputy, she reportedly copped to winging the burger at Thornton, adding that “it may have hit him.” Well, it did. Pictured above, Moore, who works at a Ruby Tuesday restaurant, was arrested for simple battery dating violence, a misdemeanor. She spent a night in jail before being released Sunday afternoon on her own recognizance. The report did not indicate whether she or he had made the hard hamburger, or whether it had come from Ruby Tuesday.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Sandy Re: IE Security problem? Dear Webby I keep reading that IE is a security problem. If that is so, why doesn't microsoft fix it? Sandy Dear Sandy Have you ever seen a Hillbilly shack with extensions built onto it on all sides, and extensions to the extensions? That gives you an idea of the construction of IE. In addition to that, because the Microsoft controlled computer companies pre-install IE (except in Europe) it is the default browser for many people. So the hackers, who prefer inexperienced users, focus on IE and most of the hacks are built to penetrate IE. Those two facts combine to make IE a big security risk and not the preferred choice of experienced users. Plus, it is slower than Chrome or FireFox. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ In a cafeteria : "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." and hand written underneath: "Sandals can eat any place they want." ______________________________________________________ We spend the first six years teaching our children to walk and talk, and the next fifteen years telling them to sit down and be quiet. _________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Glue to Remove Splinters To get out the splinter, put a drop of glue where the splinter sticks out. Let the glue dry, then peel the glue. The splinter will stick to the glue and go with the glue, right to the garbage can. By Katie M. [4] A short strip of Duck tape will work even better. That works even on the invisible hair like spines of somce cacti. Just put the duck tape on and leave it on overnight. The tiny spines or splinters migrate out of the skin and stick to the tape. Hospital Tape works too. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Bernie's mom admitted to being a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and said, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Well, darling, that's a pretty good start! I'm sure with some patient practising you could even learn to dust it!" _____________________________________________________ During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?" "No, sir," a student called out. "No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver coin won't dissolve." "Well, Professor Mc Scottish, if it would, you would have asked for MY coin for the experiment !" ____________________________________________________
What an imagination! Winged insects made from electronic parts.

Today in 
Today in 
1346 Charles IV of Luxembourg was elected Holy Roman Emperor 
 in Germany. 
1509 King Henry VIII married his first of six wives, 
 Catherine of Aragon. 
1770 Captain James Cook discovered the Great Barrier Reef 
 off of Australia when he ran aground. 
1798 Napoleon Bonaparte took the island of Malta. 
1895 Charles E. Duryea received the first U.S. patent 
 granted to an American inventor for a gasoline-driven 
1912 Silas Christoferson became the first pilot to take 
 off from the roof of a hotel. 
1915 British troops took Cameroon in Africa. 
1927 Charles A. Lindberg was presented the first 
 Distinguished Flying Cross. 
1930 William Beebe dove to a record-setting depth of 1,426 
 feet off the coast of Bermuda. He used a diving chamber 
 called a bathysphere. 
1934 The Disarmament Conference in Geneva ended in failure. 
1937 Soviet leader Josef Stalin began a purge of 
 Red Army generals. 
1940 The Italian Air Force bombed the British fortress at 
 Malta in the Mediterranean. 
1942 The U.S. and the Soviet Union signed a lend lease 
 agreement to aid the Soviets in their effort in WWWII. 
1943 During World War II, the Italian island of 
 Pantelleria surrendered after a heavy air bombardment. 
1947 The U.S. government announced an end to sugar 
1963 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was arrested in Florida 
 for trying to integrate restaurants. 
1963 Alabama Gov. George Wallace allowed two black 
 students to enroll at the University of Alabama. 
1967 Israel and Syria accepted a U.N. cease-fire. 
1973 After a ruling by the Justice Department of the 
 State of Pennsylvania, women were licensed to box or 
1977 In the Netherlands, a 19-day hostage situation came 
 to an end when Dutch marines stormed a train and a 
 school being held by South Moluccan extremists. Two 
 hostages and the six terrorists were killed. 
1990 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down a law that would 
 prohibit the desecration of the American Flag. 
1991 Mount Pinatubo in the Philippines erupted. The eruption 
 of ash and gas could be seen for more than 60 miles. 
1993 Steven Spielberg's movie "Jurassic Park" opened. 
1998 Mitsubishi of America agreed to pay $34 million to 
 end the largest sexual harassment case filed by the U.S. 
 government. The federal lawsuit claimed that hundreds of 
 women at a plant in Normal, IL, had endured groping and 
 crude jokes from male workers. 
1998 Pakistan announced moratorium on nuclear testing and 
 offered to talk with India over disputed Kashmir. 
2010 The FIFA World Cup opened in South Africa. It was the 
 first time it was held in Africa. 
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