In Excel graph, extend last value to the end of the year 

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______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Samantha Re: Excel Graph extend last entry to rest of the year Dear Webby I think you answered this once before, when I was too young to be able to take the whole truth. I have agraph with entries for each day. I want to extend the level of the current day to the end of the year instead of the lione dropping to zero, when there is no value there yet. I know you can do it, and I want to do it too. Thanks Samantha Dear Samantha Use the handy dandy IF formula. Lets say the value to be displayed is in the F column, which shows the difference in the E column between the current day and the previous day. Put this formula into the topmost empty cell in E, let's say E175 =IF(E175<>"",E175-E174,E174) Reading it out loud, that would be: IF E175 is not empty, then show E175-E174, ELSE, if it is empty, show E174 Copy/Paste that down the F column to the end of the year. Now you get a line at the hight of the last entry extending to the end of the year, always changing to the level of the last entry. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ If marriage was outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ______________________________________________________ Joe, the Governor's most trusted assistant, died in his sleep one night. The Governor had depended on Joe for advice on every subject, from pending bills to wardrobe decisions. In addition, Joe had been his closest friend. So, it was understandable that the Governor didn't take kindly to the droves of ambitious office seekers who wanted Joe's job. "They don't even have the decency to wait until the man is buried," the Governor muttered. At the funeral, one eager beaver made his way to the Governor's side. "Governor," the man said, "is there a chance that I could take Joe's place?" "Certainly," the governor replied. "But you'd better hurry. I think the undertaker is almost finished." _________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Beer to Attract Slugs Slugs in the garden may be a problem for you. If they are just fill a plastic cup with beer and put it in the ground so that the top of the cup is ground level. The slugs will be attracted and in the morning you will have a cup'o slugs. By Katie M. [6] ______________________________________________________
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1789 Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in 
 Timor in a small boat. 
1834 Cyrus Hall McCormick received a patent for his 
 reaping machine. 
1834 Isaac Fischer Jr. patented sandpaper. 
1841 The first Canadian parliament opened in Kingston. 
1846 A group of U.S. settlers in Sonoma proclaimed the 
 Republic of California. 
1900 Hawaii became a U.S. territory. 
1907 Women in Norway won the right to vote. 
1917 General John Pershing arrived in Paris during World War I. 
1927 Nicaraguan President Adolfo Diaz signed a treaty with 
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1940 The Nazis opened their concentration camp at Auschwitz 
 in German-occupied Poland. 
1940 German troops entered Paris. As Paris became occupied 
 loud speakers announced the implementation of a curfew being 
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1943 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that schoolchildren could 
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1944 Sixty U.S. B-29 Superfortresses attacked an iron and steel 
 works factory on Honshu Island. 
1945 Burma was liberated by Britain. 
1949 The state of Vietnam was formed. 
1951 "Univac I" was unveiled. It was a computer designed for the 
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1952 The Nautilus was dedicated. It was the first nuclear 
 powered submarine. 
1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order 
 adding the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance. 
1954 Americans took part in the first nation-wide civil 
 defense test against atomic attack. 
1965 A military triumvirate took control in Saigon. 
1967 Mariner 5 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL. The space 
 probe's flight took it past Venus. 
1982 Argentine forces surrendered to British troops on the 
 Falkland Islands. 
1989 Former U.S. President Reagan received an honorary 
 knighthood from Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. 
1990 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld police checkpoints that 
 are used to examine drivers for signs of intoxication. 
1994 The New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup by defeating 
 the Vancouver Canucks. It was the first time the Rangers 
 had won the cup in 54 years. Many Hundreds of professional 
 demonstrators and rioters who had travelled to Vancouver
 to riot no matter who won the cup, were arrested and 
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