How to get rid of browser hijacker 

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Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Creepy man in Minn. with ax, who frightened woman, led cops on high-speed chase Details at Boneheads Today in 1215 King John of England put his seal on the Magna Carta. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ The future will be better tomorrow. --- Dan Quayle (1947 - ) There ought to be one day -- just one-- when there is open season on senators. --- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) ______________________________________________________ A large two-engine train was crossing the country. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you're not in an airplane." ______________________________________________________ ====From mary B Dear Webby! Your joke about the extinct dinosaurs reminded me of an old chestnut. Mommy skunk sent her little baby skunks, named In and Out, out to play. While In and Out were out in the woods, the two baby skunks became separated, and Out returned home alone. Well of course the whole skunk family panicked and all the family members went out to comb the woods. A short while later, Out came home with In in tow. When asked how he had located his brother, Out replied, "In stinked!" Keep up the great work. Mary B==== ______________________________________________________ Click through to the big picture My rhubarb in the far SE corner responded quite energetically to the rain we had. Sure tastes nice with a bit of honey and cinnamon, boiled for 3 minutes and poured over my pancake. If you don't have rhubarb, and are too far away to visit, have a look in your area. 99% of the people, who have rhubarb, can't keep up with it, and will gladly let you pick some. ONE stalk is enough for one person per meal. If the owners get all carried away and load you up with an armload, just cut it into cubes, put it into small containers or sandwich baggies and freeze them. ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Wayne Snyder, 63, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Creepy man in Minn. with ax, who frightened woman, led cops on high-speed chase Minneapolis, Minn. — Joan Learned was going through her morning routine when she looked out her second-story window and witnessed a strange sight. She saw a cargo van parked in her driveway. She watched as a man, identified by police as Wayne Snyder, sat in the van for several minutes. “All of a sudden he got out of his car, went to the back of the cargo, opened it up [and] took out an axe,” she continued. Joan watched the man walk across her front yard and drop the axe in her back yard. She called 911 and turned on the lights in her kitchen. “As I was talking to 911 he started backing out slowly,” she told WCCO. Snyder took off, leading arriving cops on a high-speed chase that ended when he rammed a woman’s vehicle and two police cars. Police Chief Mike Risvold told Valley News Live that Snyder drove his vehicle in what appears to be an intentional act of driving into one of the squad cars. “At the end [he] drove his vehicle in what appears to be an intentional act of driving into the driver’s door of one of our squad cars,” Wayzata Police Chief Mike Risvold said. When cops searched near Learned’s house, they found a machete and axe. Snyder won’t use them anytime soon. He is being held without bail on assault charges. Stanek says Snyder's last known address was in Washington state. Right now, their focus is figuring out why he's in Minnesota and for how long.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Hester Re: Get rid of browser hijackker Dear Webby, Can you tell me how to get rid of a browser hijacker? Thanks Hester S Dear Hester There are many different browser Hijackers, and many of them use different methods. Try Crap Cleaner first. It's in my Tool Box at If that doesn't do it, use MalwareBytes at Just get the free version for now. It is very powerful and will get rid of all kinds of "Agreed-to" stuff, that the regular anti-virus programs don't stop. Browser Hijackers are not a virus, because they don't infect other machines, just the ones, where the user has clicked on an ACCEPT button without reading the small print, where she agreed to, on page 27, to sell her soul and virginity and rights to where her browser goes to, and to be flogged with stupid ads, and to donate all her data and nekkid pictures and so on. Yes, no kidding! All your nekkid pictures are in that huge picture bunch, that the hijacker people uploaded. You look like you lost weight! Malwarebytes will probably get rid of whichever version of Hijacker you got. If not, tell me more about it. I need detailed information to find the right remedy. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Friday, we had a tornado drill. We're underneath a parking garage and there's a PA announcement: "This is a tornado drill. Please move quickly away from any and all windows." Somebody yelled out: "Quick, get to a DOS prompt!" (For those, who grew up after DOS was hidden, to get the DOS prompt, click on START, type cmd and hit Enter. To return to Windows, type exit and hit ENTER ) ______________________________________________________ "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." _________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Cake Drops This recipe was "developed by" Cynthia Ann Starr in Louisiana. It started out as cake mix cookies but I had forgotten the exact recipe and "thought" it was 3 eggs. So I put everything together. These taste like cake and are soft like cake but you can pick them up like cookies. They do not crumble like cake does when picked up to eat. Freezes wonderfully. I freeze unfrosted and frost after the drops are completely thawed (about 20 minutes). Approximate Time: 1 hour Yield: varies on size of drops used Ingredients: 1 box cake mix - any brand/flavor 1/4 cup water 1/4 cup oil 3 eggs Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mix water, oil and eggs together. Add cake mix and beat at medium speed until blended. Drop onto foil lined cookie sheet (saves clean up between batches - just remove entire sheet of foil and replace with a fresh sheet drop for next batch & bake). Bake cake drops 8-10 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean. Cool to room temperature (about 20 minutes). Remove from foil. Frost with favorite frosting. Let frosting set 1/2 hour (approx). Eat and enjoy. By 4O.C. [6] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ went to the emergency room for medical treatment on two badly burned ears . "What happened" asked the doctor. "Well, I was ironing while I was also watching a soap on TV, when the phone rang. I answered the iron." The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?" "Well, no sooner had I hung up," said , "when the neighbor called again asking what all the screaming was about." _____________________________________________________ A young man wanted to get his beautiful wife Tricia something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day Tricia goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "how do you like your new phone?" She replies "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?" ____________________________________________________
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Today in 
1215 King John of England put his seal on the Magna Carta. 
1381 The English peasant revolt was crushed in London. 
1389 Ottoman Turks crushed Serbia in the Battle of Kosovo. 
1607 Colonists in North America completed James Fort in 
 Jamestown, VA. 
1667 Jean-Baptiste Denys administered the first fully-
 documented human blood transfusion. He successfully 
 transfused the blood of a sheep to a 15-year old boy. 
1752 Benjamin Franklin experimented by flying a kite 
 during a thunderstorm. The result was a little spark 
 that showed the relationship between lightning and 
1844 Charles Goodyear was granted a patent for the 
 process that strengthens rubber. 
1846 The United States and Britain settled a boundary 
 dispute concerning the boundary between the U.S. and Canada
1866 Prussia attacked Austria. 
1898 The U.S. House of representatives approved the 
 annexation of Hawaii. 
1909 Benjamin Shibe patented the cork center baseball. 
1911 The Computing-Tabulating-Recording Co. was incorporated 
 in the state of New York. The company was later renamed 
 International Business Machines (IBM) Corp. 
1917 Great Britain pledged the release of all the Irish 
 captured during the Easter Rebellion of 1916. 
1919 Captain John Alcock and Lt. Arthur W. Brown won $50,000 
 for successfully completing the first, non-stop trans-Atlantic 
 plane flight.
1940 The French fortress of Verdun was captured by Germans. 
1944 American forces began their successful invasion of 
 Saipan during World War II. 
1947 The All-Indian Congress accepted a British plan for the 
 partition of India. 
1948 Soviet authorities announced that the Autobahn from 
 West Germany to Berlin  would be closed indefinitely.
1958 Greece severed military ties to Turkey because of 
 the Cypress issue. 
1978 King Hussein of Jordan married 26-year-old American 
 Lisa Halaby, who became Queen Noor. 
1981 The U.S. agreed to provide Pakistan with $3 billion 
 in military and economic aid from October 1982 to 1987. 
1982 In the capital city of Stanley, the Falklands war 
 ended as Argentine troops surrendered to the British. 
1983 The U.S. Supreme Court reinforced its position on 
 abortion by striking down state and local restriction 
 on abortions. 
1992 It was ruled by the U.S. Supreme Court that the 
 government could kidnap criminal suspects from foreign 
 countries for prosecution. 
1994 Israel and the Vatican established full diplomatic 
1999 South Korean naval forces sank a North Korean 
 torpedo boat during an exchange in the disputed Yellow Sea. 
2015  smiled.

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