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Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Virginia man caught taking upskirt photos at Walmart Details at Boneheads Today in 0455 Rome was sacked by the Vandal army. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ If there were no God, there would be no Atheists. --- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936) Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. --- Sydney J. Harris Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. --- Sydney J. Harris ______________________________________________________ A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom." When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn't sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?" "What?" said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?" "I gave it to the first one," said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was." ______________________________________________________ Q. What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A. A hunter lies in wait and a fisherman waits and lies. ______________________________________________________ Click through to the big picture 50th Anniversary ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by John Wiggins, 55, Henrico County, Virginia
Virginia man caught taking upskirt photos at Walmart It's not a pretty picture for a teacher's aide in Henrico County, Virginia, who is accused of taking upskirt photos at a Walmart. John Wiggins, 55, was arrested May 31 after police said he used a smartphone to snap pictures under the skirts of two women shopping in the store, WTKR TV reports. Police said Wiggins pretended to drop a box of pasta and took photos while crouching near women to pick it up. One woman suspected that Wiggins tried photographing her and passed on her hunch to her husband. He followed Wiggins and took a photo of him pulling the dirty trick on a different shopper, and shared the evidence with police, the station reported. The woman in the photo told the station the intrusion forced her to change her shopping routine. ďI definitely havenít worn a dress out shopping -- and I donít know when Iíll do that again,Ē she said. Wiggins was a teacher's aide at Clover Hill High School and once coached wrestling at the school. School officials told WMMT TV that he was fired after the allegations were reported. Police said when Wiggins was arrested, he made statements that suggested he might be a danger to himself. The suspect was provided with mental health services before being booked on two counts of unlawful filming, a misdemeanor. He is behind bars and is due in court July 23, Henrico County Sheriff's officials told HuffPost.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Goldie Re: Norton 360 Dear Webby, I use Norton 360 on my computers. will malaware work ok with it and also crap cleaner? Goldie Dear Goldie Yes, both CrapCleaner and Malwarebytes will work fine. They won't get rid of Norton, they just ignore it. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white? Were you THAT bad ?" ______________________________________________________ Woman's Wine Quote: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which we'd like to have dinner with." Men's Counter Wine Quote: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you nothing but a headache." _________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Cake Drops This recipe was "developed by" Cynthia Ann Starr in Louisiana. It started out as cake mix cookies but I had forgotten the exact recipe and "thought" it was 3 eggs. So I put everything together. These taste like cake and are soft like cake but you can pick them up like cookies. They do not crumble like cake does when picked up to eat. Freezes wonderfully. I freeze unfrosted and frost after the drops are completely thawed (about 20 minutes). Approximate Time: 1 hour Yield: varies on size of drops used Ingredients: 1 box cake mix - any brand/flavor 1/4 cup water 1/4 cup oil 3 eggs Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mix water, oil and eggs together. Add cake mix and beat at medium speed until blended. Drop onto foil lined cookie sheet (saves clean up between batches - just remove entire sheet of foil and replace with a fresh sheet drop for next batch & bake). Bake cake drops 8-10 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean. Cool to room temperature (about 20 minutes). Remove from foil. Frost with favorite frosting. Let frosting set 1/2 hour (approx). Eat and enjoy. By 4O.C. [6] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Bert's wife decided to use curlers in her hair after she washed it. She came into the Family Room as Bert was watching TV. He said he only stared at her for a moment when she said, "I just set my hair." The last thing he remembers saying was, "Oh, really? At what time is it set to go off?" _____________________________________________________ A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, make a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. " The police car right behind us did the same thing." ____________________________________________________
A tropical rain forest inside an old German airship hanger. I want to vacation there!

Today in 
0455 Rome was sacked by the Vandal army. 
1567 Mary, Queen of Scots, was imprisoned in Lochleven 
 Castle in Scotland. 
1815 Napoleon defeated the Prussians at the Battle of 
 Ligny, Netherlands. 
1884 At Coney Island, in Brooklyn, NY, the first roller 
 coaster in America opened. 
1903 Ford Motor Company was incorporated. 
1907 The Russian czar dissolved the Duma in St. Petersburg. 
1909 Glenn Hammond Curtiss sold his first airplane, the 
 "Gold Bug" to the New York Aeronautical Society for $5,000. 
1922 Henry Berliner accomplished the first American helicopter 
 flight at College Park, MD. 
1925 France accepted a German proposal for a security pact. 
1932 The ban on Nazi storm troopers was lifted by the von 
 Papen government in Germany. 
1941 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered the closure 
 of all German consulates in the United States. The deadline 
 was set as July 10. 
1955 Pope Pius XII excommunicated Argentine President Juan 
 Peron. The ban was lifted eight years later. 
1955 Argentine naval officers launched an attack on President 
 Juan Peron's headquarters. The revolt was suppressed by 
 the army. 
1963 26-year-old Valentina Tereshkova went into orbit aboard 
 the Vostok 6 spacecraft for three days. She was the first 
 female space traveler. 
1972 Ulrike Meinhof was captured by West German police in 
 Hanover. She was co-founder of the Baader-Meinhof terrorist 
 group and the Red Army Faction (Rote Armee Fraktion). 
1975 The Simonstown agreement on naval cooperation between 
 Britain and South Africa ended. The agreement was formally 
 ended by mutual agreement after 169 years. 
1976 In Soweto, thousands of school children revolted against 
 the South African government's plan to enforce Afrikaans as 
 the language for instruction in black schools. 
1978 U.S. President Carter and Panamanian leader Omar Torrijos 
 ratified the Panama Canal treaties. 
1978 The film adaptation of "Grease" premiered in New York City. 
1980 The movie "The Blues Brothers" opened in Chicago, IL. 
1992 U.S. President George H.W. Bush welcomed Russian President 
 Boris Yeltsin to a meeting in Washington, DC. The two agreed in 
 principle to reduce strategic weapon arsenals by about 
 two-thirds by the year 2003. 
1999 The U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said that a 1992 federal 
 music piracy law does not prohibit a palm-sized device that 
 can download high-quality digital music files from the 
 Internet and play them at home. 
2000 U.S. federal regulators approved the merger of Bell 
 Atlantic and GTE Corp. The merger created the nation's 
 largest local phone company. 
2000 U.S. Secretary of Energy Bill Richardson reported that 
 an employee at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in 
 New Mexico had discovered that two computer hard drives 
 were missing. 
2008 California began issuing marriage licenses to 
 same-sex couples.
2015  smiled.

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