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Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to an Alabama man, who molested wife's Shih Tzu because she gave it more attention and it didn't have a headache. Details at Boneheads Today in 1876 General George Crook’s command was attacked and defeated on the Rosebud River by 1,500 Sioux and Cheyenne under the leadership of Crazy Horse. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. --- Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one. As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong. Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!" ______________________________________________________ A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married. "Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested. Immediately, nine single ladies, six widows and two single men stepped to the front. ______________________________________________________ These bloomed today. Dad sent a bunch, and I could not decide which of these two were the best. Click through to the big picture Click through to the big picture The rest of the June bloomers are at 24 so far. ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jonathan Edward Medley, 39, Geneva, Alabama
Alabama Man, who molested Wife's Shih Tzu because she gave it more attention and it didn't have a headache. An Alabama man is facing animal cruelty charges after police said he had sex with his wife's shih tzu. Jonathan Edward Medley, 39, of Geneva, was arrested Friday night, one day after his wife reported the alleged assault to authorities, according to Medley's wife originally suspected her husband was cheating on her with another woman so she hid a recording device in the house hoping to get proof of his infidelities, the Dothan Eagle reports. Instead, she allegedly discovered Medley was molesting Buster, a two-year-old Shih Tzu that weighed less than 10 pounds. Even more sickening than the assault was the explanation police said Medley gave for his behavior. “He was mad at his wife because she paid more attention to the dog than him so he had sex with the dog,” Geneva Police Capt. Ricky Morgan said, according to The dog apparently didn't have a headache. Medley was charged with a misdemeanor count of animal cruelty. His bond was set at $535. Medley was only charged with a misdemeanor because there is no longer a bestiality law in Alabama, according to the Dothan Eagle. WTVY reports that Buster was examined by a veterinarian and is doing well.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Jan Re: Converter Dear Webby, I agree with you that we should convert to metric, like the rest of the world. Our system is totally ridiculous, when you think about it. I am getting used to using it when communicating with friends all over the world. It is totally simple and easy, once you are in it. Just move the decimal point! My problem is converting from the British Imperial system to the Metric system. Do you have an easy to use converter, that has most of the different units, and that is not too expensive? Thanks Jan Dear Jan I feel the same way. I had to learn the British Imperial system when I immigrated to Canada in 1970, and as soon as I was used to that, Canada upgraded to Metric. Nowadays, even though I had written a converter program in the late 80's, if I have to convert something, I use Josh Madison's converter. You can download it free at or if you have trouble there, you can get it from my Tools at near the bottom of the top menu or directly from Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ >From Bob My relatives were gathered for the reading of my Last Will And Testament after my long awaited death. The lawyer opened the envelope, and read solemnly: "Being of sound mind and body, I spent every last cent before I died." ______________________________________________________ Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!" _________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Washing Soda for Cleaning Sponges Washing soda is best for cleaning sponges and cleaning cloths. It will remove soap, dirt, or anything else remaining within. Things caught in the sponge will cause odors as well as give germs a place to fester. I even clean my micro cloths this way. It is safe enough to clean Enjo mops and cloths. By katesnanna [12] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Once, while driving around in my pickup with my pet donkey in the back, I discovered I had a flat tire. I got out and had the donkey stick its head under the bumper and lift the truck.A passing farmer asked, "Hey, that's a pretty clever trick. How did you teach your donkey to lift the truck?" I replied, "Its a simple matter of the breed; this is a jack ass!" _____________________________________________________ The company psychiatrist was interviewing Nancy. As she sat in the chair, the psychiatrist asked a series of questions to determine if she was emotionally suitable for the company. Things were not not going well for Nancy. The psychiatrist decided to try a new approach, to give Nancy one last chance. He asked, "if you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" Nancy quickly responded, "the living one." ____________________________________________________
The Rube Goldberg machine of marbles! Fun to watch and listen to.

Today in 
0362 Emperor Julian issued an edict banning Christians 
 from teaching in Syria. 
1579 Sir Francis Drake claimed San Francisco Bay for England.
1775 The British took Bunker Hill outside of Boston. 
1789 The Third Estate in France declared itself a national 
 assembly, and began to frame a constitution. 
1799 Napoleon Bonaparte incorporated Italy into his empire. 
1848 Austrian General Alfred Windischgratz crushed a 
 Czech uprising in Prague. 
1854 The Red Turban revolt broke out in Guangdong, China. 
1861 U.S. President Abraham Lincoln witnessed Dr. Thaddeus 
 Lowe demonstrate the use of a hydrogen balloon. 
1876 General George Crook’s command was attacked and 
 defeated on the Rosebud River by 1,500 Sioux and Cheyenne 
 under the leadership of Crazy Horse. 
1879 Thomas Edison received an honorary degree of Doctor 
 of Philosophy from the trustees of Rutgers College in 
 New Brunswick, NJ. 
1885 The Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City aboard 
 the French ship Isere. 
1912 The German Zeppelin SZ 111 burned in its hangar in 
1913 U.S. Marines set sail from San Diego to protect American 
 interests in Mexico. 
1917 The Russian Duma met in a secret session in Petrograd 
 and voted for an immediate Russian offensive against the 
 German Army. (World War I) 
1924 The Fascist militia marched into Rome. 
1926 Spain threatened to quit the League of Nations if Germany 
 was allowed to join. 
1928 Amelia Earhart began the flight that made her the first 
 woman to successfully fly across the Atlantic Ocean. 
1930 The Smoot-Hawley Tariff Bill became law. It placed the 
 highest tariff on imports to the U.S. 
1931 British authorities in China arrested Indochinese Communist 
 leader Ho Chi Minh. 
1932 The U.S. Senate defeated the bonus bill as 10,000 veterans 
 massed around the Capitol. 
1940 The Soviet Union occupied Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia. 
1940 France asked Germany for terms of surrender in World War II. 
1941 WNBT-TV in New York City, NY, was granted the first 
 construction permit to operate a commercial TV station 
 in the U.S. 
1942 Yank, a weekly magazine for the U.S. armed services, 
 began publication. The term "G.I. Joe" was first used in a 
 comic strip by Dave Breger. 
1944 French troops landed on the island of Elba in the Mediterranean. 
1944 The republic of Iceland was established. 
1950 Dr. Richard H. Lawler performed the first kidney transplant in 
 a 45-minute operation in Chicago, IL. 
1953 Soviet tanks fought thousands of Berlin workers that were 
 rioting against the East German government. 
1963 The U.S. Supreme Court banned the required reading of the 
 Lord's prayer and Bible in public schools. 
1965 Twenty-seven B-52’s hit Viet Cong outposts but lost two 
 planes in South Vietnam. 
1970 North Vietnamese troops cut the last operating rail line 
 in Cambodia. 
1991 The Parliament of South Africa repealed the Population 
 Registration Act. The act had required that all South 
 Africans register classified by race at birth. 
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