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Today is Sunday, June 28

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Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Georgia woman arrested for stealing 131 pairs of underwear Details at Boneheads Today in 1960 In Cuba, Fidel Castro confiscated American-owned oil refineries without compensation, causing 55 years of American hostility and anti-Cuban sanctions. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. --- Anatole France (1844 - 1924) ".do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow." --- Laurence Peter ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17. " The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying." ______________________________________________________ Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers were many well known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, " That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech which, went over well. About a week later one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a bit foggy to him this morning. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!" ______________________________________________________ Click through to the big picture He is MINE! ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Julia Marie Jones, 22, Jasper, Georgia
Georgia woman arrested for stealing 131 pairs of underwear Cobb County Jail Talk about getting your panties in a bunch. A woman in Jasper, Georgia, faces felony shoplifting charges after authorities said she stole 131 pairs of underwear from a Walmart in nearby Kennesaw on Sunday night, according to WSBTV.com. The purloined panties were worth $749.95 in all. Police said Julia Marie Jones, 22, tried to hide the garments in her purse, a handbag and grocery bags, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Jones was charged with felony theft by shoplifting and booked Monday into the Cobb County Jail. She was released Tuesday after posting $5,000 bond, according to WFSB.com.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: David Re: Speech to Text program DearWebby Is there a voice to text program, that you can recommend? I need to translate/transcribe a recorded speech into editable text. The programs I tried are all a total waste of time, and some, like "voicetotext" from Cnet download install a bunch of trojans and hijackers, but no program at all. That was a major piss-off. Isn't there something that is safe and that works? David. Dear David No. You can try "Dragon Naturally Speaking". It costs about $80 for the cheapest version, and can be trained to eventually understand YOU, as long as you speak slowly and clearly and pronounce each word always the same. "Enter!" and "enter?" are NOT the same. If somebody has LOTS of time and patience, they can even use it to edit the mess it makes of your own speech. You are right about that voicetotext from Cnet.com download. It is an evil bunch of trojans and hijackers. Luckily Malwarebytes gets rid of that crap, even the Dregol hijacker, that makes it nearly impossible to regain control of your browser. Be EXTREMELY careful when downloading anything from Cnet's download. A lot of the stuff there is just thinly disguised malware. They don't seem to give a hoot about what the hackers upload. If one of the subscribers knows of a program that does work for transcribing recorded speech, please tell me! I have been looking for one for quite a while. Right now I am looking for a human, who can do that! Once upon a time, long, long ago, there used to be a lot of pretty ladies, who could type as fast as any speech, look around and make faces and voice smart-ass comments about the speech. Where are they now? Have Fun! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression. She posed this question to her students: "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?" ______________________________________________________ Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he promisied to do!" His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?" The little guy smiled at her, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Washing Soda for Cleaning Sponges Washing soda is best for cleaning sponges and cleaning cloths. It will remove soap, dirt, or anything else remaining within. Things caught in the sponge will cause odors as well as give germs a place to fester. I even clean my micro cloths this way. It is safe enough to clean Enjo mops and cloths. By katesnanna [12] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ In a physics lab, which involved light, electricity and magnetism, one requirement of the course was to read the week's experiment before coming to class. At one lab session the instructor wanted to see how many people had actually done so. "What are the two types of light?" he asked. The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and said, "Uhhh, Miller and Budweiser?" _____________________________________________________ This guy was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp (what a surprise). He picked it up a rubbed it and a genie popped out (ohh, another big surprise). The genie told him he would grant the man three wishes. "First," the guy began, "I'd like a million dollars." POOF! A million dollars was suddenly showing on his checkbook balance. "Second," he continued, "I'd like a new Mercedes." POOF! A Mercedes appeared right in front of him. "Third," the guy smirked, "I'd like to be irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates. ____________________________________________________
This guy's street drawings are so realistic!

Today in 
1635 The French colony of Guadeloupe was established in 
 the Caribbean. 
1675 Frederick William of Brandenburg crushed the Swedes. 
1709 The Russians defeated the Swedes and Cossacks at the 
 Battle of Poltava. 
1776 American Colonists repulsed a British sea attack on 
 Charleston, SC. 
1778 Mary "Molly Pitcher" Hays McCauley, wife of an 
 American artilleryman, carried water to the soldiers 
 during the Battle of Monmouth and, supposedly, took 
 her husband's place at his gun after he was overcome 
 with heat. 
1902 The U.S. Congress passed the Spooner bill, it 
 authorized a canal to be built across the isthmus 
 of Panama. 
1914 Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, the heir to 
 the Austro-Hungarian throne, was assassinated in 
 Sarajevo along with his wife, Duchess Sophie. 
1919 The Treaty of Versailles was signed ending World War I
 exactly five years after it began. The treaty also 
 established the League of Nations. 
1921 A coal strike in Great Britain was settled after 
 three months. 
1930 More than 1,000 communists were routed during an 
 assault on the British consulate in London. 
1939 Pan American Airways began the first transatlantic 
 passenger service. 
1942 German troops launched an offensive to seize Soviet 
 oil fields in the Caucasus and the city of Stalingrad. 
1945 U.S. General Douglas MacArthur announced the end of 
 Japanese resistance in the Philippines. 
1949 The last U.S. combat troops were called home from 
 Korea, leaving only 500 advisers. 
1950 North Korean forces captured Seoul, South Korea. 
1954 French troops began to pull out of Vietnam’s Tonkin 
1960 In Cuba, Fidel Castro confiscated American-owned oil 
 refineries without compensation, causing 55 years of 
 American hostility and anti-Cuban sanctions. 
1964 Malcolm X founded the Organization for Afro American 
 Unity to seek independence for blacks in the Western 
1965 The first commercial satellite began communications 
 service. It was Early Bird (Intelsat I). 
1967 Israel formally declared Jerusalem reunified under 
 its sovereignty following its capture of the Arab sector 
 in the June 1967 war. 
1971 The U.S. Supreme Court overturned the draft evasion 
 conviction of Muhammad Ali. 
1972 U.S. President Nixon announced that no new draftees 
 would be sent to Vietnam. 
1978 The U.S. Supreme Court ordered the medical school at 
 the University of California at Davis to admit Allan Bakke. 
 Bakke, a white man, argued he had been a victim of reverse 
 racial discrimination. 
1997 Mike Tyson was disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield's 
 ear after three rounds of their WBA heavyweight title fight 
 in Las Vegas, NV. 
1998 Poland, due to shortage of funds, is allowed to lease 
 U.S. aircraft to bring military force up to NATO standards. 
2000 Six-year-old Elián González returned to Cuba from the 
 U.S. with his father. The child had been the center of an 
 international custody dispute. 
2001 Slobodan Milosevic was taken into custody and was handed 
 over to the U.N. war crimes tribunal in The Hague, 
 Netherlands. The indictment charged Milosevic and four 
 other senior officials, with crimes against humanity and 
 violations of the laws and customs of war in Kosovo. 
2001 The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia 
 Circuit set aside an order that would break up Microsoft 
 for antitrust violations. However, the judges did agree that 
 the company was in violation of antitrust laws. 
2004 The U.S. resumed diplomatic ties with Libya after a 
 24-year break. 
2004 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that enemy combatants 
 could challenge their detention in U.S. Courts. 
2007 The American bald eagle was removed from the 
 endangered species list. 
2010 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that Americans have the 
right to own a gun for self-defense anywhere they live. 
2015  smiled.

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