How to make Windows remember the size and position of a program 




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______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Donna Re: How to make Windows remember position and size? Dear Webby, Using Open Office Calc for tons of things as an administrator @ a Facebook group. @ Windows there is (or used to be a way to say "remember size and position" of a window. I need two spreadsheets open BEHIND FB and one of them just peeking out from beside the edge. Is there any such command within Open Office Calc? I've been sitting here like 10 hours or so, so my brain might be mush, but I can't find it. Donna Dear Donna That is a Windows issue, not Open Office. Open Office is just a client, or victim. The official answer is: To force Windows to record the size of a window and set it as the default size for that program each time it's opened, simply re-size the window to your preferred size, then depress and hold the CTRL key while you click the red X to close it. The program should use that size as the default size until changed. Try that. Hopefully Windows does not get too confused with two separate Calc windows. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A man buys a new suit, then tells the salesman that he would like a tie to go with it. The salesmen shows him a selection, and the man picks out one that he likes. "How much is this one?" he asks the salesman. "Sixty-five dollars." "What?" he says. "I can buy a pair of shoes with that kind of money." "Maybe," says the salesman, "but while shoes around the neck look OK with beach war, they woud clash with that fancy suit." ______________________________________________________ How do you cross a river full of crocodiles? Don't know? Okay, how about... Q)How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A)Open the door, put in the elephant, shut the door. Q)How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? A)Open the door, take out the elephant, replace with giraffe, shut the door. The king of the jungle was having a meeting and all of the animals in the jungle had to attend. Everyone was there except who? Why weren't they there? The giraffe, he's still in the refrigerator. Now. How do you cross that river? You swim. All of the crocodiles are at the jungle-king's meeting. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Free Seed From Grocery Store Produce We usually don't think of hot house tomatoes as being as good as those grown in an open garden, and in the past, that was true. It's different, now. I bought a very good tomato from a local grocer. It was a hot house tomato grown in Canada. It was so good, I saved some seed for future planting. The fruits of those seed were delicious and near perfect in appearance. Getting this type results usually works for one year only. Second generation fruits won't be as good, so you would need to save seed from the best 'store bought' tomato, each year. All the bell peppers I grow are from seed collected from peppers I purchase at a grocer. This year, I am growing green, yellow, and orange peppers. I plant three plants per five gallon bucket. My plants are loaded with small peppers. This will be my most productive year. Last year, I grew some delicious cantaloupes. They too, were from seed collected from store bought fruit. If your garden will accommodate a small 'trial patch', then by all means, save the seed from purchased produce you find exceptionally good. You could be deliciously rewarded. By likekinds [97] ______________________________________________________
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Today in 
1860 The first successful silver mill in America began 
 operations. The mill was in Virginia City, NV. 
1874 A patent for the sprinkler head was given to 
 Harry S. Parmelee. 
1877 The two moons of Mars were discovered by Asaph Hall, 
 an American astronomer. He named them Phobos and Deimos. 
1896 Harvey Hubbell received a patent for the electric 
 light bulb socket with a pull-chain. 
1909 The American ship Arapahoe became the first to ever 
 use the SOS distress signal off the coast of 
 Cape Hatteras, NC. 
1934 Alcatraz, in San Francisco Bay, received federal 
 prisoners for the first time. 
1941 The Atlantic Charter was signed by U.S. President 
 Franklin Roosevelt and British PM Winston Churchill. 
1942 During World War II, Pierre Laval publicly announced 
 "the hour of liberation for France is the hour when 
 Germany wins the war." 
1945 The Allies informed Japan that they would determine 
 Emperor Hirohito's future status after Japan's surrender. 
1954 Seven years of fighting came to an end in Indochina. 
 A formal peace was in place for the French and the 
 Communist Vietminh. 
1962 Andrian Nikolayev, of the Soviet Union, was launched 
 on a 94-hour flight. He was the third Russian to go 
 into space. 
1965 The U.S. conducted a second launch of "Surveyor-SD 2" 
 for a landing on the Moon surface test. 
1975 The U.S. vetoed the proposed admission of North and 
 South Vietnam to the United Nations. The Security Council
 had already refused to consider South Korea's application. 
1984 U.S. President Ronald Reagan was preparing for his 
 weekly radio broadcast when, during testing of the microphone, 
 the President said of the Soviet Union, "My fellow Americans, 
 I am pleased to tell you that I just signed legislation 
 that would outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five 
 minutes." 
1990 Egyptian and Moroccan troops joined U.S. forces in 
 Saudia Arabia to help protect from a possible Iraqi attack. 
1991 The space shuttle Atlantis ended its nine-day journey 
 by landing safely. 
1992 In Bloomington, MN, the Mall of America opened. It was 
 the largest shopping mall in the United States. 
1994 A U.S. federal jury awarded $286.8 million to about 
 10,000 commercial fishermen for losses as a result of the 
 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill. 
1995 All U.S. nuclear tests were banned by President Clinton. 
1997 U.S. President Clinton made the first use of the 
 line-item veto approved by Congress, rejecting three items 
 in spending and tax bills. 
1998 British Petroleum became No. 3 among oil companies with 
 the $49 billion purchase of Amoco. It was the largest 
 foreign takeover of a U.S. company. 
2002 US Airways announced that it had filed for bankruptcy. 
2003 Charles Taylor, President of Liberia, flew into exile 
 after ceding power to his vice president, Moses Blah. 
2003 In Kabul, NATO took command of the 5,000-strong 
 peacekeeping force in Afghanistan.
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