Is W10 really on 50 Million "devices" ? 

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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida drunk, who assaulted boyfriend who viewed porn Details at Boneheads Today in 1227 The Mongol conqueror Ghengis Khan died. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ >From Tim My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job that pays this much money?" Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out the window. However, the window was closed, and it smacked against the glass. Her husband replied calmly, "Yes, it is!" ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ One day, while giving with my neighbor and her 5 year old daughter a ride to some event downtown, I beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at me as if she was demanding an explanation. I told her, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that....'cause you didn't scream 'YOU @#$%&!' after honking, like mom does when she honks!" ______________________________________________________ Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in- law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It sure goes down rough!" "Well," she asked, "how long did you cook it?" "You mean you're supposed to cook it?" he asked. ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: I've only seen it close to the Arkansas border. In fact, I'd never seen it until I visited the Boston mountains in Arkansas. When we took the back roads to Florida in 2005, it was all over the south. Where these plants are naturalized, they can be invasive and are considered noxious weeds. The plant climbs over trees or shrubs and grows so rapidly that it kills them by heavy shading. The plant is edible but often sprayed with herbicides." From what I've heard the plant was brought in as an ornamental plant, but very quickly grew out of control. It can overtake a house in a week or less. It is difficult to kill and many southern states use goats to keep it under control. Here's a map, and more info: Kudzu Noella ______________________________________________________ During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at university. "Oh, great," I said, "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family." "No, no," he replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next semester." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Delia Priem, 29, Largo, Florida
Florida drunk assaults boyfriend who viewed porn Florida police say a man suffered a beating when an angry girlfriend caught him viewing porn, after he promised her "he would stop." Delia Priem, 29, of Largo, was arrested Monday and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after she allegedly awoke her boyfriend with a "slap to the face," according to an arrest affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. The affidavit, issued by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, alleges that Priem "was upset that she found [her boyfriend] watching porn after videoing him." After the wake-up slap, Priem allegedly "pushed him in his bed" and "proceeded to throw items around the room," police said. Priem, according to The Smoking Gun, was jailed for about 12 hours before she was released on her own recognizance. Monday's arrest is not the first sticky situation that Priem has found herself in recently. She was reportedly arrested for drunken driving in April. The outcome of that case is still pending.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ed Re: W10 on 50 Million devices? Dear Webby, I read a headline that W10 apparently is on 50 Million devices. That sounds like a bunch of pelosi to me. What's the real story? Ed Dear Ed That number, if it is more than wishful thinking, would probably include a few ship loads of phones and a few warehouses full of not yet sold computers. Because going back to W7 is nearly impossible, unless you have made a mirror copy of your C: drive, actual use is not really that popular. Most people seem to be waiting for 10.1 and much better networking to W7 machines. W7 does work well now after many years of updates and the off third party utility. I don't see any rush to move to W10 at this time. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury. "Why is the injury not covered?" he asked. "You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said. "That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre- existing condition." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Potato Pancakes A traditional Polish recipe that can be doctored for your tastes - sweet OR savory! Approximate Time: 45 minutes Yield: 12 pancakes Ingredients: 3 medium potatoes, peeled and shredded 1 1/2 cup flour 1/4 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 1 tsp baking powder 2 eggs 1/2 cup milk (more or less depending on your batter consistency) Add ins: either 1/2 cup minced onions or 1 Tbsp each cinnamon and vanilla (some likes it savory, I like it sweet) Steps: Combine all dry ingredients in a mixing bowl. Add in egg and milk, whisk together until batter is smooth (2-3 minutes). Enlist your helper to chop, chop, chop up them taters. We have a handy, dandy slap chopper to get the job done, but you could use a food processor or a grater to do it as well. After you have all your taters shredded, add it to the batter and stir it up. Now, my great grandmother did these babies in the fryer, but since we like our arteries, I decided to PAM up a skillet and cook them like normal pancakes. Pour 1/4 cup (or so) of batter onto a skillet and cook until bubbles form, and then flip. Repeat until all your pancakes are cooked up! By Rae G. [16] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were missing because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe." ___________________________________________________

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____________________________________________________ A freshman walked into the campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This is the book you want for that class. It will do half the work for you!" "Great," the young man replied, "I'll take two." ____________________________________________________
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Today in 
1227 The Mongol conqueror Ghengis Khan died. 
1587 Virginia Dare became the first child to be born on 
 American soil of English parents. The colony that is 
 now Roanoke Island, NC, mysteriously vanished. 
1846 Gen. Stephen W. Kearney and his U.S. forces captured 
 Santa Fe, NM. 
1914 The "Proclamation of Neutrality" was issued by U.S. 
 President Woodrow Wilson. It was aimed at keeping the U.S. 
 out of World War I. 
1919 The "Anti-Cigarette League of America" was formed in 
 Chicago IL. 
1937 The first FM radio construction permit was issued in 
 Boston, MA. The station went on the air two years later. 
1938 The Thousand Islands Bridge was dedicated by U.S. 
 President Franklin D. Roosevelt. The bridge connects the 
 U.S. and Canada. 
1940 Canada and the U.S. established a joint defense plan 
 against possible enemy attacks during World War II. 
1958 Vladimir Nabokov's novel "Lolita" was published. 
1966 The first pictures of earth taken from moon orbit were 
 sent back to the U.S. 
1982 The longest baseball game played at Wrigley Field in 
 Chicago, IL, went 21 innings before the Los Angeles Dodgers 
 defeated the Cubs 2-1. 
1990 The first shots were fired by the U.S. in the Persian 
 Gulf Crisis when a U.S. frigate fired rounds across the 
 bow of an Iraqi oil tanker. 
1997 Beth Ann Hogan became the first coed in the Virginia 
 Military Institute's 158-year history. 
1998 Mrs. Field's Original Cookies announced that they 
 would acquire the Great American Cookie Co. 
2004 Donald Trump unveiled his board game (TRUMP the Game) 
 where players bid on real estate, buy big ticket items 
 and make billion-dollar business deals.
2015  smiled.

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