Fix for the W10 flashing screen 

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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Floriduh crook, who robbed banks, took complimentary lollipop, in front of camera Details at Boneheads Today in 1923 In Kalamazoo, Michigan, an ordinance was passed forbidding dancers from gazing into the eyes of their partner. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. --- Bob Wells As a retired Theologian with many years experience, I have concluded that most people earnestly desire to serve God -- In an advisory capacity. -- --- Dr. W.C. Farmer ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ First Hunter (panting): "I just met a great big bear in the woods!" Second Hunter: "Good! Did you give him both barrels?" First Hunter: "Both barrels? I gave him the whole gun!!" ______________________________________________________ A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats too?" The little girl said, "I don't know..... I haven't learned how to cook those yet." ______________________________________________________ Hunting butterflies ______________________________________________________ A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink. "Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yelling, "Where's my drink?! Stop fooling around and give me my drink!" The stewardess runs to him with his glass, leaving the businessman still thirsty. Half an hour later the stewardess makes a second round. The bird orders another Glenlivet and a Wall Street Journal. The businessman again asks for a coke. After a couple of minutes, the bird screams, squawking, "You lazy wench! Where is my drink!" The poor woman nearly trips over herself getting the parrot his drink and the newspaper. The businessman still has nothing, and after ten more minutes decides to take his cue from the bird. "Hey, wench! Bring me my coke." Out of nowhere the purser, the captain and two passengers grab the businessman and the bird, open the hatch and throw them out of the plane. At 30,000 feet in the air the two fall side by side and the parrot says to the terrified man, "Wow, that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jonathan Boston, 30, Stanford, Kentucky
Floriduh crook, robbed banks, took complimentary lollipop, in front of camera Police in Florida Busted a brazen bandit who took a complimentary lollipop for the getaway when he robbed a bank, the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said in a statement on Facebook. Authorities shared photo evidence of the bank robbery/candy robbery. Jonathan Boston, 30, is seen in a surveillance still reaching for the bouquet of sweets on the bank teller's desk. Authorities say Boston robbed two banks before he was caught. On Saturday, he hit the TD Bank -- and the TD Bank lollipops -- in the 4600 block of Okeechobee Boulevard in West Palm Beach. On Monday, he struck another TD bank on the 1000 block of South Military Trail, also in West Palm Beach, The Sun Sentinel reports. In both cases, the suspect "entered the bank" and "passed a note demanding cash," police said. Boston is charged with robbery. He is being held at the Palm Beach County jail. Police said the money was recovered. No word on the lollipop.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ralph Re: W10 flashing screen Dear Webby, Re W 10. The solution would be good but all my screen does is flash. Really cannot get to start menu. Does anyone know if purchasing a W 7 disk and installing it would work? Goldie Dear Goldie I asked around and subscriber Ralph sent this solution: Fix W10 flashing You might want to print out that procedure before you go over to the affected machine. The procedure is not difficult, just very tedious. Apparently the crippling error is caused by services, that are used to secretly report crippling errors. DUH! Microsoft doesn't have a stinger or update, that will fix that. They would prefer if you bought a new computer. Good Luck! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ ====from Ethel: Dear Webby, want to make a tasty and nutritious meal out of those left-over banana peels? Put them in a coffee can and bury them to a depth of two feet. Leave them there all summer. When you dig them up and open the can, the odor is so bad that it will actually cause birds to fall from the sky. Cook birds at 400 degrees for half an hour. Sincerely, Ethel. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Super Easy Beer Bread Beer bread is fantastic with just about any meal, but it particularly compliments soups, stews, and chowders. Start to finish in under an hour! Approximate Time: 45 - 60 minutes Yield: 8-10 slices Ingredients: 3 cups self-rising flour 2 tsp white sugar 1 tsp kosher salt 2 tsp honey 1 tsp caraway seeds 1 bottle or can dark beer (12 oz) Steps: Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Spray standard loaf pan with cooking spray. Sift flour, sugar, and salt together. Add honey and caraway seeds. Slowly fold in beer with spatula or spoon. Dough should be thick but not as dense as biscuit dough. Turn dough into loaf pan, leveling gently with back of spatula. Bake 45 minutes, remove from oven and brush on melted butter and bake an additional 5 minutes. This step is optional but it does give the top a nice, golden touch. Allow to cool 10 minutes. Serve warm for best results. By Carol Tilley W. [3] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ DUMBWAITER: Waiter who asks if the kids would care to order dessert AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has changed 600 diapers to make love again. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained broccoli. ___________________________________________________

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____________________________________________________ A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, questioned her, and then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes," she replied. "Tell him . . . mother didn't come after all." ____________________________________________________
This art work is kind of weird but awesome too!

Today in 
1680 The Pueblo Indians drove the Spanish out and took 
 possession of Santa Fe, NM. 
1831 Nat Turner, a former slave, led a violent insurrection 
 in Virginia. He was later executed. 
1841 A patent for venetian blinds was issued to John Hampton. 
1888 The adding machine was patented by William Burroughs. 
1923 In Kalamazoo, Michigan, an ordinance was passed forbidding 
 dancers from gazing into the eyes of their partner. 
1943 Japan evacuated the Aleutian island of Kiska. Kiska 
 had been the last North American foothold held by the Japanese. 
1945 U.S. President Truman ended the Lend-Lease program that 
 had shipped about $50 billion in aid to America's Allies 
 during World War II. 
1959 Hawaii became the 50th state.
1963 In South Vietnam, martial law was declared. Army troops 
 and police began to crackdown on the Buddhist 
 anti-government protesters. 
1989 Voyager 2, a U.S. space probe, got close to the Neptune 
 moon called Triton. 
1991 The hard-line coup against Soviet President Mikhail 
 Gorbachev ended. The uprising that led to the collapse was 
 led by Russian federation President Boris Yeltsin. 
1992 NBC News fired Authur Kent two weeks after he refused 
 an assignment to war-torn Croatia. 
1993 NASA lost contact with the Mars Observer spacecraft. 
 The fate of the spacecraft was unknown. The mission cost 
 $980 million. 
1997 Hudson Foods Inc. closed a plant in Nebraska after it 
 had recalled 25 million pounds of ground beef that was 
 potentially contaminated with E. coli 01557:H7. It was 
 the largest food recall in U.S. history. 
1997 Afghanistan suspended its embassy operations in the US.
2002 In Pakistan, President General Pervez Musharraf 
 unilaterally amended the Pakistani constitution. He extended 
 his term in office and granted himself powers that included 
 the right to dissolve parliament. 
2003 In Ghana, businessman Gyude Bryant was selected to 
 oversee the two-year power-sharing accord between Liberia's 
 rebels and the government. The accord was planned to guide 
 the country out of 14 years of civil war.
2015  smiled.

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