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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Oklahoma peeping tom busted for hiding in parek toilet Details at Boneheads Today in 0410 The Visigoths overran Rome. This event symbolized the fall of the Western Roman Empire. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Language is the source of misunderstandings. --- Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900 - 1944) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey, although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend. In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?" ______________________________________________________ A pastor was giving the children's lesson during a sunday morning service on the Ten Commandments. After explaining the commandment to "honor they father and thy mother," he asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one five-year old boy answered loudly, "Thou shalt not kill!" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kenneth Webster Enlow 52, White Water Park Oklahoma
Oklahoma peeping tom busted for hiding in park toilet A peeping Tom was arrested yesterday after a woman and her young daughter spotted him inside a septic tank beneath the women’s restroom at an Oklahoma park. According to a Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office report, Kenneth Webster Enlow was peering up at the 29-year-old woman and her seven-year-old daughter from inside the muck-strewn vault in White Water Park. The woman told investigators that she was taking her child to the bathroom “when she saw that there was a man underneath the toilet looking up at her and her daughter.” Enlow, she added, “was sitting down and that he never said anything or asked for help.” After deputies were summoned to the park, Enlow, 52, was removed from the tank by rescue workers, who used a fire hose to clean off the grimy 6’, 240-pound suspect (who was, deputies noted, “covered in feces”). Enlow, pictured in the above mug shot, claimed to investigators that a woman named Angel had hit him in the head with a tire iron, then drove him--in a 1972 Chevrolet Monte Carlo--to the park and “dumped him in the toilet.” Must have been SOME woman to throw 6', 240 lb Enlow into the toilet! Despite that explanation, deputies still opted to hit Enlow with a peeping Tom charge. He was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $500 bond on the misdemeanor count.
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____________________________________________________ Overheard at the Ohio State / Michigan game last weekend: First mother: "What position does your son play on the team?" Second mom: "I'm not sure. I think he's one of the drawbacks." ____________________________________________________
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Today in 
0079 Mount Vesuvius erupted killing approximately 20,000 people. 
 The cities of Pompeii, Stabiae and Herculaneum were buried in 
 volcanic ash. 
0410 The Visigoths overran Rome. This event symbolized the fall 
 of the Western Roman Empire. 
1456 The printing of the Gutenberg Bible was completed. 
1572 The Catholics began their slaughter of the French Protestants 
 in Paris. The killings claimed about 70,000 people. 
1814 Washington, DC, was invaded by Canadian forces that set 
 fire to the Government House and Capitol. Government house
 didn't burn completely and the remants were later whitewashed
 and became known as th White House.
1869 A patent for the waffle iron was received by Cornelius 
1891 Thomas Edison applied for patents for the kinetoscope 
 and kinetograph (U.S. Pats. 493,426 and 589,168). 
1932 Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly across the 
 U.S. non-stop. The trip from Los Angeles, CA to Newark, NJ, 
 took about 19 hours. 
1949 The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) went into 
 effect. The agreement was that an attack against on one of 
 the parties would be considered "an attack against them all." 
1954 The Communist Party was virtually outlawed in the U.S. 
 when the Communist Control Act went into effect. 
1968 France became the 5th thermonuclear power when they 
 exploded a hydrogen bomb in the South Pacific. 
1986 Frontier Airlines shut down. Thousands of people were 
 left stranded. 
1989 "Total war" was declared by Columbian drug lords on 
 their government. 
1989 The U.S. space probe, Voyager 2, sent back photographs 
 of Neptune. 
1990 Iraqi troops surrounded foreign missions in Kuwait. 
1991 Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev resigned as the 
 head of the Communist Party. 
1992 China and South Korea established diplomatic relations. 
1995 Microsoft's "Windows 95" went on sale. 
1998 U.S. officials cited a soil sample as part of the 
 evidence that a Sudan plant was producing precursors to 
 the VX nerve gas. And, therefore made it a target for 
 U.S. missiles on August 20, 1998. 
1998 A donation of 24 beads was made, from three parties, 
 to the Indian Museum of North America at the Crazy Horse 
 Memorial. The beads are said to be those that were used 
 in 1626 to buy Manhattan from the Indians. 
2001 In McAllen, TX, Bridgestone/Firestone agreed to settle 
 out of court and pay a reported $7.5 million to a family 
 in a rollover accident in their Ford Explorer. 
2005 The planet Pluto was reclassified as a "dwarf planet" 
 by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Pluto's 
 status was changed due to the IAU's new rules for an 
 object qualifying as a planet.
2015  smiled.

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