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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida Woman Guilty Of Robbing 3 Banks In Half Hour For Daughter's Party Details at Boneheads Today in 1905 Saskatchewan and Alberta became the ninth and tenth provinces of Canada. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. --- Robertson Davies I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. --- Bruce Lee ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry- cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are fifteen dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it five more times and we can pay the phone bill!" ______________________________________________________ An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days." The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Lillemor for sending this picture by her son mikel: Erika in Florida ______________________________________________________ An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything. The man said, "Well, my wife ain't home. She's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got." The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but the old man wasn't interested. Then the man spotted a mirror and said, "What's that?" Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, "My God, how'd you get a picture of my Pappy?" The old man was so happy, he traded his wife's best pitcher for it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale. The old man was worried that his wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid the mirror in the barn behind some boxes of junk. He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the "picture" and eventually the wife got suspicious. One day she got fed up and after he retired for the night, she went out to the barn. She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up and said, "So, this is the hussy he's been foolin' around with!" _________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Cindy Sanchez Carabeo, 50, Brandon, Florida
Woman Guilty Of Robbing 3 Banks In Half Hour For Daughter's Party An accused thief told a court she held up three banks in May to raise money for her daughter's graduation party. Cindy Sanchez Carabeo, 50, of Brandon, Florida, pleaded guity in federal court on Thursday to one count of interfering with interstate commerce by robbery, according to the Tampa Bay Times. Carabeo told a judge she robbed the banks to pay for a graduation party for her daughter and to cover her rent. She faces up to 20 years in prison. Police arrested Carabeo in May after she stole $6,000 from a BB&T Bank, a Wells Fargo and Florida Central Credit Union in Brandon in less than the time it takes to deliver a pizza. However, investigators nabbed her even faster, according to Larry McKinnon of the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. "By the time she made it home after that third robbery, within 15 minutes we had her in custody and all three bank managers were able to positively identify her," McKinnon told WPTV. Authorities said McKinnon threatened to kill one teller but wrote "Happy Mother's Day" on the hold-up note, according to Sun-Sentinal.com.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Edith Re: Copyright and other signs Dear Webby, Once upon a time, when I was young and still jail bait, you mentioned a program for generating the Copyright and 1/4 degree symbol, and others like that. Is that still available? Thanks Edith Dear Edith Yes, sure: http://webby.com/char Just drag the tiny icon at the left of the address bar onto your desktop, and you will have an instant link to that page. If you want a program, that installs on your computer and will supply the extra keys without having to type in numbers on the numeric keypad, you can get EXTRA-KEYS at ExtraKeys Hit MORE in the bottom right corner for more symbols. If you have a narrow laptop without a numeric keypad, that program will be your only practical solution, other than highlighting and copying a symbol on my http://webby.com/char page. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, ? I hope it's not homework again." "Well, uh, yes it is," replied . "I made my homework paper into a paper airplane." ", that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once, I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in." "Oh, but that won't work," said , looking even sadder. "You see, Johnny hijacked the plane, and handed it in as HIS homework!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Leftover Hamburger Pasta Soup All you need to do to use some leftovers and make a different meal. Add a quart size carton of chicken broth to last night's leftovers and make a fabulous soup. Last night we had a hamburger, tomato & pasta dish, but you can use any casserole dish. Top it with shredded cheese and bread on the side and you have another great meal. Can't be any easier than this! By Jackie H. [114] Instead of an expensive carton of broth you can just heat a pot of wter, stir in a heaping tsp Minestrone Soup mix, stir, and pour the Minestrone soup over the leftovers. Simmer for a bit and it's done. Same results, at 1/20th the cost. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear! The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar. They're both frozen in their tracks. The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today." "It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second. "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers, as he takes off. ___________________________________________________

what rough and tumbling fun chasing cheese!
____________________________________________________ >From Ida Two sure ways to spot a REALLY sexy man (or woman) The first is, he (or she) has a bad memory. ...... I forgot the second. ____________________________________________________
No wonder I go through 10 lbs. of sugar a week feeding hummingbirds! It takes a lot of energy for mamas to feed their brood even if only one!

Today, Sept 1, in
1799 The Bank of Manhattan Company opened in New York City, NY. 
1810 The first plow with interchangeable parts was 
 patented by John J. Wood. 
1859 The Pullman sleeping car was placed into service. 
1878 Emma M. Nutt became the first female telephone operator 
 in the U.S. The company was the Telephone Dispatch Company 
 of Boston. 
1887 Emile Berliner filed for a patent for his invention of 
 the lateral-cut, flat-disk gramophone. It is a device that 
 is better known as a record player. Thomas Edison made the 
 idea work. 
1897 The first section of Boston's subway system was opened. 
1905 Saskatchewan and Alberta became the ninth and tenth 
 provinces of Canada. 
1939 World War II began when Germany invaded Poland. 
1942 A federal judge in Sacramento, CA, upheld the wartime 
 detention of Japanese-Americans as well as Japanese nationals. 
1951 The ANZUS Treaty, a mutual defense pact, was signed by 
 the U.S., Australia and New Zealand. 
1969 Col. Moammar Gadhafi came into power in Libya after the 
 government was overthrown. 
1972 America’s Bobby Fischer beat Russia’s Boris Spassky to 
 become world chess champion. The chess match took place in 
 Reykjavik, Iceland. 
1979 The U.S. Pioneer 11 became the first spacecraft to visit 
 Saturn. 
1982 Mexican President Jose Lopez Portillo closed all the 
 country's private banks. 
1985 The Titanic was found by Dr. Robert Ballard and Jean 
 Louis Michel in a joint U.S. and French expedition. The wreck 
 site is located 963 miles northeast of New York and 453 miles 
 southeast of the Newfoundland coast. 
1997 In France, the prosecutor's office announced that the 
 driver of the car, in which Britain's Princess Diana was killed, 
 was over the legal alcohol limit. 
1998 The movie "Titanic" went on sale across North America. 
1998 Vietnam released 5,000 prisoners, including political 
 dissidents, on National Day. 
2015  smiled.


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