Ubuntu instead of Windows 10 

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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Brazillian robber, who picked on female cage fighter, who put him into a choke hold between her legs and tenderized his face until cops showed up 20 minutes later. Details at Boneheads Today, September 6, 1620 The Pilgrims left on the Mayflower from Plymouth, England to settle in the New World. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again. --- Mike Myers Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. --- Carl Sandburg ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Sue gave her hubby a state-of-the-art metal detector. He excitedly took his new toy to the back yard to try it out. When he scattered some change on the ground, it seemed to work fine. Then, even when he wasn't near the coins, the thing kept going off. Over and over, he adjusted and re-adjusted with no luck. After watching him for a while, Sue said, "I think I know what's wrong." "I know what I'm doing!" he snapped back. After 20 minutes, he finally turned to her. "Okay, what's wrong?" Sue said, "You're standing over the buried oil tank." ______________________________________________________ In the good old days: Back in the 1970s we didn't have the satellites buzzing around within rifle range of the mountains to get all excited about. We had to settle for men walking on the crummy old moon. In my day, we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed, razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an axe, you just had to hope your axe was better than his. In my day you couldn't take basket weaving or acting instead of math. And that was before they invented calculators! If you couldn't calculate the trajectory of an intercontinental missile, well, then you just repeated Grade 6 until you could. In my day, we didn't have school buses. We had to hitch a ride on a dinosaur or walk to school fifteen Miles, and it was all uphill. Both ways! ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Maureen for this picture: ______________________________________________________ When John returned to the house one evening, his wife Mary announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels. "Yeah," said John very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do." "You're darn right it wasn't," Mary said. "They were the two best towels we had... the ones we got from the Hilton Hotel next door to the Motel 6 where we stayed in Hawaii." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Wesley Sousa de Araujo, 18, Acailandia, Brazil
Robber picks on the wrong woman Looks like she also tenderized his face. Should be quite colorful by now.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Eddie Re: Ubuntu instead of Windows 10 Dear Webby, Ok, now I am not liking what I am reading about "Windows 10" and the spying crap! Ok, so now what do you think about "Ubuntu 15.04"? I may just get out of windows altogether! Eddie Dear Eddie Ubuntu and most other flavors of Linux are better than W8, 8.1 and 10. That is why all the store tills run Linux or XP. First step is to find a Linux user in your area, so that you have a local helping hand. Then select the same flavor of Linux she or he uses. The rest is easy. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Unfortunate typos: - Minonk church, in their church bulletin asked worshippers to sing the hymn "Friendly Breasts," instead of, we hope, "Friendly Beasts." - Police report from Normal, Minnesota reported: "Officer licked repeatedly by female subject." - And a list of Chatsworth churches in Minnesota ironically listed the "Chatsworth Untied Methodist Church." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com ang Over the Door Hooks Upside Down I love the over the door hooks you get at the dollar stores. But sometimes, they can be used in the laundry room for catching the clothes before they wrinkle. I realized when finding a second hook that if your door is thinner, you can get more hanger room by flipping them upside down. The square garners you more hanger space, and the curved part hugs the thinner doors better. One hook holds 4 hangers and the other holds 6. This door is to the hot water heater, but some have cupboards over the washer and dryer, too. Hope that helps. PBP By Sandi/Poor But Proud [446] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Recently, in Traffic Court, a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there. The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would. The Judge then said, "Good. When you see the Officer again, tell him he owes you 57 dollars. Next!" ___________________________________________________

How to skin a watermelon
____________________________________________________ I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer. I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?" She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?" ____________________________________________________
Strange looking mammatus clouds.

Today, Sept 6, in
1620 The Pilgrims left on the Mayflower from Plymouth, England 
 to settle in the New World. 
1819 Thomas Blanchard patented a machine called the lathe. It 
 had been around for centuries, but never patented.
1876 The Southern Pacific rail line from Los Angeles to 
 San Francisco was completed. 
1899 Carnation processed its first can of evaporated milk. 
1901 U.S. President William McKinley was shot and mortally 
 wounded (he died eight days later) by Leon Czolgosz. 
1909 Robert Peary, American explorer, sent word that he 
 had reached the North Pole. He had reached his goal five 
 months earlier. 
1939 South Africa declared war on Germany. 
1941 Jews in German-occupied areas were ordered to wear the 
 Star of David with the word "Jew" inscribed. The order only 
 applied to Jews over the age of 6. 
1944 During World War II, the British government relaxed 
 blackout restrictions and suspended compulsory training for 
 the Home Guard. 
1948 Queen Juliana of the Netherlands was crowned. 
1952 In Montreal, Canadian television began broadcasting. 
1972 Rick DeMont lost the gold medal he received in a 
 400-meter swimming event because a banned drug was found 
 in his system during routine drug testing. 
1990 Iraq warned that anyone trying to flee the country 
 without permission would be put in prison for life. 
1991 The name St. Petersburg was restored to Russia's second 
 largest city. The city was founded in 1703 by Peter the 
 Great. The name has been changed to Petrograd (1914) and 
 to Leningrad (1924). 
1992 A 35-year old man died ten weeks after receiving a 
 transplanted baboon liver. 
1995 U.S. Senator Bob Packwood was expelled by the Senate 
 Ethics Committee. 
2001 The U.S. Justice Department announced that it was seeking 
 a lesser antitrust penalty and would not attempt to break 
 up Microsoft. 
2001 Ebay Inc. was found not liable for copyright infringement 
 because bootleg copies of a Charles Manson documentary had 
 been sold on the site. 
2015  smiled.

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