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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to an Idaho Burglar, who was busted when he returned for lost keys and phone. Details at Boneheads Today, September 17, in 1394 In France, Charles VI published an ordinance that expelled all Jews from France. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. [info][add][mail][note]Robertson Davies ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ He's teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." And as he added smack by smack In silent satisfaction, She sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, Without an explanation, And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then Dad appeared upon the scene and Made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away And said, "That's long division!" ______________________________________________________ After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking helped. His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it, then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Daddy!" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Lillemor for sending this picture: Växjö in Southern Sweden ______________________________________________________ The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?" "Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. "Do you have laryngitis?" the man asked sympathetically. "Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry." ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Caleb Shay Funke, 22, Twin Falls, Idaho
Idaho Burglar, who was busted when he returned for lost keys and phone. September 15, 2015 A Twin Falls burglary suspect returned to the scene of the crime Saturday looking for keys and a cellphone he dropped during the heist, police say. Caleb Shay Funke, 22, was arraigned Monday in Twin Falls County Magistrate Court on two charges of burglaries and one charge of grand-theft. A woman called police about 2:30 p.m. saying she’d arrived home on the 200 block of Sixth Avenue North to find her back door open and her house ransacked, police said. Cupboards were open, books and paper were scattered, a file-cabinet was pried open and an unfamiliar cellphone was left on the bed. A silver 2007 Chevrolet Cobalt was parked behind the house, where police said they could see cash and jewelry on the passenger seat. While officers were still at the house investigating, a woman drove up behind the car and dropped Funke off, police said. Funke told officers he let a friend borrow the car and the keys ended up locked inside, court documents said. He said he had arranged for a locksmith to come unlock the car. As Funke spoke with police, a resident of the burglarized house came out with some keys, saying they didn’t belong to anyone in the house, court documents said. An officer unlocked and started the car with the keys. Funke said he wasn’t the burglar but knew who was. His story didn’t add up, so police arrested him. When officers patted him down they found a piece of jewelry in his pocket belonging to the homeowner. Her cellphone was in his car, police said. Police say Funke is also a suspect in two other Saturday burglaries. A house on the 500 block of Washington Street North had a window broken out and was left in disarray, court documents said. Footprints found near both the garage and the backdoor matched the slippers Funke was wearing when he was arrested, police said. Another house was burglarized in the 1000 block of Wirsching Avenue West, police said. The homeowner’s daughter said she noticed bags of change missing and police found checks and a credit card from the home inside the Cobalt, court documents said. In an interview with police, Funke admitted to being involved with all three burglaries, court documents said. He said he burglarized the house on Wirsching Avenue and was a lookout for a friend for the Sixth Avenue burglary. Funke said he accidentally broke the window on Washington Street and was only there because he thought his friends lived there, police said. After climbing into the house he figured his friends must have moved and left without taking anything, court documents said. Funke’s bond was set at $5,000 and a preliminary hearing is scheduled for Sept. 25.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ellen Re: How big a thumb drive for Linux Dear Webby, You mentioned that Linux can be booted from a thumb drive. How big a thumb drive would I need? Ellen Dear Ellen A 2 GB thumb drive or camera chip is enough. 2 GB are getting almost impossible to find and should be left for people on XP machines, who can't use anything bigger without a lot of hassle. The cheapest and still commonly available camera chips are 4 GB. That gives you over 2 GB of left over space for storing files. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Bumper sticker on an RV with a Florida license plate: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Bar Soap as Emergency Deodorant I remember 'umpteen' years ago my fifth grade assistant teacher told us girls, "If you're ever out of deodorant and need an emergency fix, wet a bar of soap and rub it under your arms." I have used this tip several times over the years and it really does work to help curb the odor - when in a pinch!:) This is also a good way to avoid using the aluminums found in antiperspirants. Source: Thanks to Ms Brown.:) By Geee [1] ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a good home, but I want to stay with you guys!" ____________________________________________________
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Today, Sept 17, in
1394 In France, Charles VI published an ordinance that expelled 
 all Jews from France. 
1778 The United States signed its first treaty with a Native 
 American tribe, the Delaware Nation. 
1787 The Constitution of the United States of America was 
 signed by delegates at the Constitutional Convention. 
1862 The Battle of Antietam took place during the American 
 Civil War. More than 23,000 men were killed, wounded, or 
 missing. The Rebel advance was ended with heavy losses 
 to both armies. 
1872 Phillip W. Pratt patented a version of the sprinkler 
1911 The first transcontinental airplane flight started. It 
 took C.P. Rogers 82 hours to fly from New York City to 
 Pasadena, CA. 
1930 Construction on Boulder Dam, later renamed Hoover Dam, 
 began in Black Canyon, near Las Vegas, NV. 
1932 Sir Malcolm Campbell set a speed record when he reached 
 276.27 mph over a half mile. 
1937 At Mount Rushmore, Abraham Lincoln's face was dedicated. 
1939 The Soviet Union invaded Poland. Germany had invaded 
 Poland on September 1. 
1944 Operation "Market Garden" was launched by Allied 
 paratroopers during World War II. The landing point was 
 behind German lines in the Netherlands. 
1962 U.S. space officials announced the selection of 
 Neil A. Armstrong and eight others as new astronauts. 
1972 "M*A*S*H" premiered on CBS-TV. 
1976 NASA unveiled the space shuttle Enterprise in Palmdale, CA. 
1983 Vanessa Williams, as Miss New York, became the first 
 black woman to be crowned Miss America. 
1984 9,706 immigrants became naturalized citizens when they 
 were sworn in by U.S. Vice-President George Bush in Miami, FL. 
 It was the largest group to become U.S. citizens. 
1984 Gordon P. Getty was named the richest person in the U.S. 
 His fortune was $4.1 billion. 
1988 Lt. Gen. Prosper Avril declared himself president of 
 Haiti after President Henri Hamphy was ousted. 
1992 Lawrence Walsh called a halt to his probe of the Iran-Contra
 scandal. The investigation had lasted 5 1/2 years. 
1995 Hong Kong held its last legislative election before being 
 taken over by China in 1997. 
1998 The U.S. announced a plan that would compensate victims in 
 the Kenya and Tanzania U.S. Embassy bombings on August 7, 1998. 
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