Can email be bounced back? 



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______________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award goes to an Oregon man who was arrested for urinating on passengers onJet Blue flight Details at Boneheads Today, September 20, in 1519 Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan left Spain to find a route to the Spice Islands of Indonesia. Magellan was killed during the trip, but one of his ships eventually made the journey. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. --- Spike Milligan ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings too many relatives. ______________________________________________________ The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.The father looked at his son and said, "Go get your mother." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to carl for this picture: Tangier Island ______________________________________________________ A southern Belle arrived a the church rather late, just as the congregation was rushing to their cars. "Is - M - ass out?" she panted to one of the dowagers. "No, chile, but your skirt IS a little short," she replied. ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jeff Rubin, 27, Portland, Oregon
Oregon man was arrested for urinating on passengers onJet Blue flight An Oregon man is facing charges after authorities say he urinated on passengers on a flight from Anchorage to Portland, Oregon. 27-year-old Jeff Rubin was arrested early Friday after JetBlue Flight 47 arrived at Portland International Airport. A police report says passengers and airline employees told officers Rubin had been sleeping for most of the flight. About 30 minutes before landing, he stood up and began urinating through the crack between the seats in front of him onto the passengers sitting there. The report says he lost his balance and fell backward, spraying urine on passengers, seats and luggage. Rubin spent about five hours in jail. He faces charges of criminal mischief and offensive littering.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Erin Re: Can you bounce email back? Dear Webby, is there a program to bounce email back to the sender? Erin Dear Erin MailWasher can do that, but normally that is not a good idea. Most spammers don't use their own address for sending spam, and many of them even fake YOUR address into the FROM slot. I made filters in MailWasher to dump, without any listing or warning any mail, that has forged my address into the FROM line. I never even see a listing of it. MailWasher sends those spams straight to hell. The only time to use bouncing is for a few very specific email addresses, for example the address of your MIL or your EX, or anybody, whose mail you consider obnoxious. Bouncing by topic or key word is usually not a good idea. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ That reminds me... A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me." "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I can cure you of this problem. But the treatment will be costly. I charge $200 per weekly session and it may take a couple of years to solve your problem." "Two hundred dollars per session!" the man gasped. "Never mind getting rid of the monsters, Doctor. I think I will give that bed to my mother-in-law. That will fix their wagon!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Mould and Mildew Spray to Clean Toilet Cleaning around your toilet seat hinge can be fiddly and time consuming. A cloth won't get into all the cracks and crevices. Antibacterial spray is good for getting in there and killing the germs but won't banish the stains. I find that a mould and mildew spray, which mostly consists of bleach, is brilliant for getting rid of unsightly yellowing and it kills bacteria too By ShirleyE [17] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ The chef at a family run restaurant had broken her leg and came into her insurance office to file a disability claim. As the agent scanned the claim form, heI did a double take. Under "Reason unable to work," she had written: "Can't stand to cook." ___________________________________________________

1768 feet up, just to get to work
____________________________________________________ Bubba and Jed took parachuting lessons, and were arguing about who was best at folding a parachute. Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they decided to go up in a plane and judge by the midair performance of their parachutes. Bubba jumped first, pulled his cord, and started floating down towards the earth. Then Jed jumped, pulled his cord and nothing happened; he pulled his safety cord- nothing. In a matter of seconds he whizzed past Bubba, plummeting like a stone. "Oh," shouted the Bubba, yanking off his harness, "so ya wanna race, do ya?!" ____________________________________________________
A short video of the UNESCO World Heritage Sites of Guilin and Yangshuo in China filmed by a drone.

Today, Sept 20, in
1519 Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan left Spain 
 to find a route to the Spice Islands of Indonesia. Magellan 
 was killed during the trip, but one of his ships eventually 
 made the journey. 
1870 The Papal States came under the control of Italian troops, 
 leading to the unification of Italy. 
1884 The Equal Rights Party was formed in San Francisco, CA. 
1921 KDKA in Pittsburgh, PA, started a daily radio newscast. 
 It was one of the first in the U.S. 
1963 U.S. President John F. Kennedy proposed a joint U.S.-Soviet 
 expedition to the moon in a speech to the U.N. General Assembly. 
1967 The ocean liner Queen Elizabeth 2 (QE2) was launched. It 
 went out of service on November 27, 2008. 
1977 The first of the "boat people" arrived in San Francisco 
 from Southeast Asia under a new U.S. resettlement program. 
1982 U.S. President Ronald Reagan announced that the U.S., 
 France, and Italy were going to send peacekeeping troops 
 back to Beirut. 
1989 F.W. de Klerk was sworn in as president of South Africa. 
1991 U.N. weapons inspectors left for Iraq in a renewed 
 search for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. 
1995 AT&T announced that it would be splitting into three 
 companies. The three companies were AT&T, Lucent Technologies, 
 and NCR Corp. 
1995 The U.S. House of Representatives voted to drop the 
 national speed limit. This allowed the states to decide their 
 own speed limits. 
2015  smiled.


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