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>From Efa re thumb drives for Linux
If your going to suggest USB thumb drives. I would have them 
make it with persistence that way they can save wifi or 
other settings.

I would also make a caveat about sound cards and other 
auxiliary that can sometimes be a little more challenging. 
It's a lot better than I remember from before.

Fedora 22 is a 1.3 gb image using there windows tool you 
can make up to 4gb persistent part.
Mint I think the last I checked was 1.3 to 1.6 gb for 17.

If someone needs a penguin type in the Boston area I might 
be able to assist.

It was a welcome surprise to find 8.1 had a image burner 
baked in. 

Hi Efa
All the flavors of Linux I tried coped with standard sound 
cards quite well. Only with home-made high performance
game machines would one have to expect a bit of a hassle
finding drivers for new, not yet popular sound cards.
Personally I have not seen any problem with sound cards.

Connecting to the Internet seems to have been practically 
built in as the basic foundation, but setting up local 
networks often requires a bit of help from a friendly 
penguin the first time around.

Have FUN!
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Today, Sept 21, in
1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy. 
1784 "The Pennsylvania Packet and Daily Advertiser" was published 
 for the first time in Philadelphia. It was the first daily paper 
 in America. 
1893 Frank Duryea took what is believed to be the first 
 gasoline-powered automobile for a test drive. The "horseless 
 carriage" was designed by Frank and Charles Duryea. 
1897 The New York Sun ran the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" 
 editorial. It was in response to a letter from 8-year-old Virginia 
1931 Britain went off the gold standard. 
1931 Japanese forces began occupying China's northeast territory 
 of Manchuria. 
1937 J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" was first published. 
1948 Milton Berle debuted as the host of "The Texaco Star Theater" 
 on NBC-TV. The show later became "The Milton Berle Show." Berle 
 was the regular host until 1967. 
1948 "Life With Luigi" debuted on CBS Radio. 
1949 Communist leaders proclaimed The People's Republic of China. 
1957 "Perry Mason", the television series, made its debut on CBS-TV. 
 The show was on for 9 years. 
1961 Antonio Abertondo swam the English Channel (in both directions) 
 in 24 hours and 25 minutes. 
1964 Malta gained independence from Britain. 
1966 The Soviet probe Zond 5 returned to Earth. The spacecraft 
 completed the first unmanned round-trip flight to the moon. 
1973 Henry Kissinger was confirmed by the U.S. Senate to become 
 56th Secretary of State. He was the first naturalized citizen to 
 hold the office of Secretary of State. 
1981 Belize gained full independence from Great Britain. 
1982 National Football League (NFL) players began a 57-day strike. 
 It was their first regular-season walkout. 
1982 Amin Gemayel was elected president of Lebanon. He was the 
 brother of Bashir Gemayel who was the president-elect when he 
 was assassinated. 
1984 General Motors and the United Auto Workers union reached an 
 agreement that would end the previous six days of spot strikes. 
1985 North and South Korea opened their borders for their family 
 reunion program. 
1993 Russian President Boris N. Yeltsin announced that he was 
 ousting the Communist-dominated Congress. The action was 
 effectively seizing all state power. 
1996 The board of all-male Virginia Military Institute voted to 
 admit women. 
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