Why does Defraggler get defragmentation only down to 11% 

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Christopher John Smith, 38, Flagler, Floriduh
Florida felon got busted for driving stolen car to meet probation officer and carrying a loaded gun. Bringing a loaded gun to a visit with a probation officer is strange, but going to the meeting in a stolen car is bizarre even for Florida. Deputies in Flagler County arrested Christopher John Smith, 38, Monday on a probation violation charge. Smith was sentenced to three years probation last July on charges of resisting an officer and felony battery. Authorities said he showed up for the meeting with his parole officer with a silver Raven Arms .25 caliber pistol stuffed in a bag, according to the Daytona Beach News Journal. Police said there was no round in the chamber but there were five rounds in the magazine. Officials detected the weapon when he walked into the probation office, according to NewsDaytonaBeach.com. No other weapons were found in the Ford Focus that brought Smith to the meeting, but investigators discovered the car had been stolen from a St. Johns County Dollar Rent a Car on Sept. 1. Smith told deputies he did not know whether he'd rented the car or if he'd made payments, saying his "business partners" handled those details, according to FlaglerLive.com. Police said Smith couldn't provide the names of people or companies he's working with who were responsible for paying for the vehicle. When Smith asked his parole officer why he was asking so many questions, the officer said he was just trying to figure out why Smith was in possession of a stolen Ford. At that point, Smith invoked his right to remain silent, according to the Daytona Beach News Journal. Smith remains in the Flagler County Jail without bond.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Glennis Re: Defraggler only gets 11% Dear Webby, I tried the defraggler, but it only gets fragmentation from 44% down to 11%. What am I doing wrong? Glennis Dear Glennis That is just the default setting. It does not bother with small, low priority stuff like little pictures and such. Just go intoi the settings and play with them. Set the minimum size of files to defragment to 0, and so on. Then in the lower window below the drive map, click on File List. In there, sort it by Fragments, so that you have the files with the highest number of fragments on top. Select as many as you want, or all. Then click on Defragment selected files. Naturally, with a huge hard drive that will take a lot of time, that is why you can select just the worst ones and get a very drastic reduction in overall fragmentation. You can do just the worst ones one night, and then do the next batch some other time. As you probably noticed, you can do other work wile it is defragging, but disk intensive work is slowed down while Defraggler works. You can pause or stop defragging any time, but if you have to shut down or reboot, stop Defraggler first. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Tip: Cold Tea For Itchy Eyes My eyes get very itchy during allergy season, despite eye drops. I find cold tea helps when all else fails. I usually put on cold tea compresses or use cotton balls but, during the day, it seems to help to use cold tea applied with an eye dropper. It really eases those inflamed tender tissues around the eyes. Note: you have to make a fresh batch daily, this will not keep. By Pamphyila from Los Angeles Used tea bags from regular, old-fashioned tea laid on the closed eyes for a minute work very well to relieve itching, burning or sandy feeling. Green tea or other fashion teas don't seem to help with that. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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Today, Sept 23, in
1642 The first commencement at Harvard College, in Cambridge, 
 MA, was held. 
1779 John Paul Jones, commander of the American warship Bon 
 Homme, was quoted as saying "I have not yet begun to fight!" 
1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers 
 revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West Point, 
 NY, to the British. 
1806 The Corps of Discovery, the Lewis and Clark expedition, 
 reached St. Louis, MO, and ended the trip to the Pacific 
1845 The Knickerbocker Base Ball Club of New York was formed 
 by Alexander Joy Cartwright. It was the first baseball team 
 in America. 
1846 Astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle discovered the planet 
1912 "Keystone Comedy" by Mack Sennett was released. 
1930 Flashbulbs were patented by Johannes Ostermeier. 
1952 The first Pay Television sporting event took place. 
 The Marciano-Walcott fight was seen in 49 theaters 
 in 31 cities. 
1957 Nine black students withdrew from Little Rock Central 
 High School in Arkansas due to the white mob outside. 
1973 Overthrown Argentine president Juan Peron was returned 
 to power. He had been overthrown in 1955. His wife, 
 Eva Duarte, was the subject of the musical "Evita." 
1986 Japanese newspapers quoted Prime Minister Yasuhiro 
 Nakasone as saying that minorities lowered the 
 "intelligence level" of America. 
1990 Iraq publicly threatened to destroy Middle East oil 
 fields and to attack Israel if any nation tried to force 
 it from Kuwait. 
1991 U.N. weapons inspectors find documents detailing Iraq's 
 secret nuclear weapons program. The find in Baghdad triggered 
 a standoff with authorities in Iraq. 
1993 The Israeli parliament ratified the Israel-PLO accord. 
1993 Blacks were allowed a role in the South African government 
 after a parliamentary vote. 
1999 A 17-month-old girl fell 230 feet from the Capilano 
 Suspension Bridge in North Vancouver, British Columbia. The girl 
 had bruises but no broken limbs from the fall onto a rocky ledge. 
2015  smiled.

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