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Today is Friday, September 25
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>From Cora:
Hi Webby,
 
The answer you gave the lady about getting that message 
not to get her computer fixed....It is a scam.  On our local 
news just last night they gave a report that a man called 
them about that very same thing. The man fell for it gave 
his credit card....................
You got it, they used his card and charged a large 
amount on it.
Cora

Dear Cora
I got similar reports too, that TurboYourPC fakes problems 
with your computer, then wants money to fix the fake problems,
and even if you uninstall, you will find that it changed 
stuff like browser search engine preferences from Google 
to Yahoo, Windows Phone settings all messed up,
and so on.

It is best to save your money and just do the common sense
procedures, that I recommended.

Have FUN!
DearWebby 




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Today, September 25, in
1493 Christopher Columbus left Spain with 17 ships on his 
 second voyage to the Western Hemisphere. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Chocolate Factory Worker Arrested for 
Making Bomb Threat So He will Be Fired
Details at Boneheads
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Today, September 25, in
1493 Christopher Columbus left Spain with 17 ships on his 
 second voyage to the Western Hemisphere. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to 
displease the people by doing what you know is right, 
than to temporarily please them by doing what you know 
is wrong.
--- William J. H. Boetcker 

"You can complain because roses have thorns,
or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."
--- Tom Wilson

"But he that dares not grasp the thorn,
Should never crave the rose."
--- Anne Bronte (1820-1849)
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A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football
game. The young couple found seats in the crowded
stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was
put into the game, and as he was running onto the field
to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend,
"Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be
our best man next year."

His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said,
"That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow
to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I
accept!"

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Delighted by the gift she had received, the lady spoke
warmly to the boy, "At church tomorrow, I'll thank your
mother for this lovely pie."

"If you don't mind, Ma'am," the boy suggested
nervously, "would you please thank her for two pies?"

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A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed near a
local  gas station.  On its side were the letters
"UFO."

The gas station attendant was stunned, but his
curiosity  got the best of him.
"Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?", he asked.

"No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds.
"It stands for 'Unleaded Fuel Only.' "

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please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: 

Thanks for your votes!

Thanks to Don for reporting this bonehead!

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by


Kristofer Pregent
22, 
St. Albans,
Vermont


Chocolate Factory Worker Arrested for 
Making Bomb Threat So He will Be Fired

Police say a Vermont chocolate factory worker hated his 
job and wanted to get fired, so he did the first thing 
that came to mind: He called in a bomb threat.

Police say 22-year-old Kristofer Pregent stole a co-worker's 
cellphone and made the false threat under a different worker's 
name Monday night at the Barry Callebaut chocolate factory 
in St. Albans.

Police say Pregent then threw the cellphone in a toilet tank.

He first told police he received a bomb threat, then later 
said that didn't happen. He told officers he was unhappy 
with his job and wanted out.

Pregent was charged with false public alarm, petit larceny 
and unlawful mischief.

Apparently they expect the owner of the drowned phone to
deal with him personally, when he gets out of jail.
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Tech Support Pits
From: Steve
Re: How does Defraggler compare to Diskeeper?
Dear Webby,
 How does Defraggler compare to Diskeeper?
As always Thank You for a entertaining & 
informational newsletter.
 Steve J

Dear Steve
Diskeeper is $69
When it had problems with high resolution and wide monitors 
I stopped promoting Diskeeper. That was a few years ago.

Defraggler is free, even the PRO version is quite affordable.
It doesn't run just when a screen saver is active, it runs 
when you tell it to,
but you can get fragmentation down to 1% 
or less.

That makes the choice quite obvious.

Have FUN!
DearWebby
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A pastor told his congregation that he was going to do
a 4 point message series over the next few  weeks.
Whatever word I end on", he told them, "I want you to
sing a song that  goes with that word".

The 1st week the word was Rock.  So the congregation
sang "Rock of Ages". The 2nd week the word was
Assurance.  So they sang "Blessed Assurance".

The 3rd week the word was Cross. They sang "At the Cross".

The 4th week the word was sex. The congregation was
baffled at what to sing.  Finally an 85 yr old woman
stood up from the back of the church and started singing
"Precious Memories".

Try singing that song next time without laughing.

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Amazing Unpoppable Bubbles

My little niece loves when we blow bubbles together, 
but there's always a little frown on her face when she's 
chasing them and they pop. I was buying her these little 
tubes of unbreakable bubble solution that worked okay, 
but not great. Here's a recipe to make your own that 
are very durable.
Approximate Time: 3 minutes
Yield: One jar of bubble solution

Supplies:
1 cup distilled water
1 Tbsp dish soap
1 tsp glycerin
1 jar
1 straw

Steps:
Mix all ingredients in jar, shake well, and let sit for 
a day.

If you have a very clean glove or sock, you can put it 
on your hand and even catch the bubbles!
By attosa [122]
  
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Ophelia Dingbatter's News

No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. 
Read it on line or subscribe. If you subscribe, 
look for the double opt-in confirmation request. 
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A man who had just undergone a very complicated
operation kept complaining about a bump on his head
and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been
an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason why he
should be complaining of a headache.

Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be
suffering from some post-operative shock, spoke to the
doctor about it.

The doctor assured the nurse, "Don't worry about a
thing. He really does have a bump on his head. About
halfway through the operation we ran out of
anesthetic."

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 what a sound engineer does

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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a
shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her
of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the
woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the
first month of using this method. 

The downside to this was that her husband spent so much 
time going into the fridge to look at the picture that 
he ended up gaining fifteen pounds! 

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Rest in peace Yogi.





Today, Sept 24, in
1492 The crew of the Pinta, one of Christopher Columbus' 
 ships, mistakenly thought that they had spotted land. 
1493 Christopher Columbus left Spain with 17 ships on his 
 second voyage to the Western Hemisphere. 
1513 The Pacific Ocean was discovered by Spanish explorer 
 Vasco Nunez de Balboa when he crossed the Isthmus of 
 Panama. He named the body of water the South Sea. He was 
 truly just the first European to see the Pacific Ocean. 
1775 Ethan Allen was captured by the British during the 
 American Revolutionary War,leading the attack on Montreal. 
1847 During the Mexican-American War, U.S. forces led by 
 General Zachary Taylor captured Monterrey Mexico. 
1890 The Sequoia National Park was established as a U.S. 
 National Park in Central California. 
1890 Mormon President Wilford Woodruff issued a Manifesto 
 in which the practice of polygamy was renounced. 
1933 Tom Mix was heard on NBC Radio for the first time. 
 His show ran until June of 1950. 
1956 A transatlantic telephone-cable system began 
 operation between Newfoundland and Scotland. 
1957 300 U.S. Army troops stood guard as nine black 
 students were escorted to class at Central High School 
 in Little Rock, AR. The children had been forced to 
 withdraw 2 days earlier because of unruly white mobs. 
1973 The three crewmen of Skylab II landed in the Pacific 
 Ocean after being on the U.S. space laboratory for 59 days. 
1978 Melissa Ludtke, a writer for "Sports Illustrated", filed 
 a suit in U.S. District Court. The result was that Major 
 League Baseball could not bar female writers from the locker 
 room after the game. 
1983 A Soviet military officer, Stanislav Petrov, averted a 
 potential worldwide nuclear war. He declared a false alarm 
 after a U.S. attack was detected by a Soviet early warning 
 system. It was later discovered the alarms had been set off 
 when the satellite warning system mistakenly interpreted 
 sunlight reflections off clouds as the presence of enemy 
 missiles. 
1987 The booty collected from the Wydah, which sunk off 
 Cape Cod in 1717, was auctioned off. The worth was around 
 $400 million. 
1990 The U.N. Security Council voted to impose an air 
 embargo against Iraq. Cuba was the only dissenting vote. 
1991 The U.N. Security Council unanimously ordered a worldwide 
 arms embargo against Yugoslavia and all of its warring 
 factions. 
1992 In Orlando, FL, a judge ruled in favor of 12-year-old 
 Gregory Kingsley. He had sought a divorce from his 
 biological parents. 
1992 The Mars Observer blasted off on a mission that cost 
 $980 million. The probe has not been heard from since it 
 reached Mars in August of 1993. 
2002 U.S. forces landed in Ivory Coast to aid in the rescue 
 foreigners trapped in a school by fighting between 
 government troops and rebel troops. Rebels had attempted 
 to take over the government on September 19. 
2012 China launched its first aircraft carrier into service.
2015  smiled.

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