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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Floriduh woman arrested after calling 911 to report drug deal rip-off Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 2, in 1835 The first battle of the Texas Revolution took place near the Guadalupe River when American settlers defeated a Mexican cavalry unit. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them. --- Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Lissa went to see a psychiatrist about her husband (he wouldn't go with her). "Doctor, my husband, Kurt, has this problem. Almost every night now he's dreaming he's a refrigerator!" "My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual..." Lissa leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence: "But you see doctor it is also a problem for me! Kurt sleeps with his mouth open and his little light keeps me awake!" ______________________________________________________ A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any papers!" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Clyde for this picture Good parking! ______________________________________________________ A little boy runs up to his mother and shouts, "Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a drummer when I grow up!" The mother sweetly replies, "You can't do BOTH." ______________________________________________________
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Thanks to Noella for reporting this bonehead! An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Erin Klich, 36, Fort Myers, Floriduh
Floriduh woman arrested after calling 911 to report drug deal rip-off Angered that she had been shorted in a marijuana purchase, a Florida woman dialed 911 from outside her dealer's home to report being ripped off, a miscalculation that resulted in her arrest on a pair of criminal charges. Erin Klich, 36, told a cop that she “called the police because she was buying marijuana and was shorted by the people” inside a Fort Myers home. Klich, who works for a body armor manufacturer, called 911 early Friday evening. Klich reported that she sought to purchase a seven-gram bag of marijuana for $75, according to a probable cause statement. After a Fort Myers Police Department officer arrived at the scene, Klich was again on the phone with a 911 operator. The “loud and argumentative” Klich hung up the phone at the cop’s direction, but subsequently dialed 911 again. When warned by an officer that she was misusing the emergency dispatch system, Klich refused to hang up the phone, prompting her arrest. While cops waited for a female officer to arrive at the scene to search Klich, she was placed into the rear of a police cruiser. Upon Klich’s exit from the car, officers found a “clear plastic baggy containing suspect marijuana, lodged between the seat where Klich was sitting.” The pot weighed 5.4 grams, police noted. Seen above, Klich was charged with marijuana possession and misuse of the 911 system, both misdemeanors. She was released from jail Saturday after posting $2500 bond, and is scheduled for an October 13 court appearance.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Carol Re: Fake Open office Comment: On Thursday, October 1, 2015, 04:49 PM, Carol wrote: I just tried to download Open Office. McAfee issued a warning that there are PUPs included. I told it to download anyway and got another warning about a Trojan associated with the download. I had Open Office on another computer but not on this new one. Is there really a problem in downloading this program? Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us all. Carol King Dear Carol That would depend where you download it from. If you download it from https://www.openoffice.org/ it is safe. If you get it from ANYWHERE else, it is not. McAfee was right. You ignored it and downloaded some bad shit. Uninstall it, then delete the folder where you put it in, then run a full McAfee scan, and then a scan with Malwarebytes. The bad stuff is probably hidden somewhere else, that is why you have to scan everything, but since you downloaded it from somewhere else, it is not an official copy anyway, and best to get rid of it before you install the real one. Just for fun I downloaded the newest version and installed it. McAfee had absolutely no issues with it. Good Luck! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Our business professor was lecturing about different ways to bill customers. He asked, "Who can give me an example of a system where you are billed before you actually receive your goods?" One student piped up, "Tuition!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Pumpkin Pancakes This time of year, there is so very much you can do with pumpkin. The scent and spices fill the house with warm aromas of wonderful baked goods. It is endless what you can do with pumpkin or pumpkin spices. Ingredients: 1/4 cup pumpkin purée 1 egg 1 cup milk 1 cup flour 1 Tbsp sugar (optional) 2 tsp baking powder 1 tsp cinnamon 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice 1 pinch nutmeg Steps: Whisk pumpkin and egg together until smooth. Add in remaining ingredients and whisk until smooth. Fry batches in a cast iron skillet for a tasty fall breakfast treat. Enjoy a nice fall treat treat! By Jackie H. [120] ______________________________________________________
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Today, October 2, in
1492 King Henry VII of England invaded France. 
1780 British army major John Andre was hanged as a spy. 
 He was carrying information about the actions of 
 Benedict Arnold. 
1835 The first battle of the Texas Revolution took place 
 near the Guadalupe River when American settlers defeated 
 a Mexican cavalry unit. 
1836 Charles Darwin returned to England after 5 years of 
 acquiring knowledge around the world about fauna, flora, 
 wildlife and geology. He used the information to develop 
 his "theory of evolution" which he unveiled in his 1859 
 book entitled The Origin of Species by Means of Natural 
1870 Rome was made the capital of Italy. 
1924 The Geneva Protocol adopted the League of Nations. 
1925 Scottish inventor John Logie Baird completed the 
 first transmission of moving images. 
1937 Warner Bros. released "Love Is on the Air." Ronald 
 Reagan made his acting debut in the motion picture. He 
 was 26 years old. 
1941 Operation Typhoon was launched by Nazi Germany. The 
 plan was an all-out offensive against Moscow. 
1944 The Nazis crushed the Warsaw Uprising. 
1947 The Federatino Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) 
 formally established Formula One racing in Grand Prix 
1948 The first automobile race to use asphalt, cement and 
 dirt roads took place in Watkins Glen in New York. It was 
 the first road race in the U.S. following World War II. 
1950 "Peanuts," the comic strip created by Charles M. Schulz, 
 was published for the first time in seven newspapers. 
1958 Guinea, the French colony in West Africa, proclaimed 
 its independence. Sekou Toure was the first president of 
 the Republic of Guinea. 
1962 U.S. ports were closed to nations that allowed their 
 ships to carry arms to Cuba, ships that had docked in a 
 socialist country were prohibited from docking in the 
 United States during that voyage, and the transport of 
 U.S. goods was banned on ships owned by companies that 
 traded with Cuba. 
1988 Pakistan's Supreme Court ordered free elections. 
1989 In Leipzig, East Germany a protest took place 
 demanding the legalization of opposition groups and the 
 adoption of democratic reforms. 
1990 The Allies ceded their rights to areas they occupied 
 in Germany. 
1993 Opponents of Russian President Boris Yeltsin fought 
 police and set up burning barricades. 
1998 Hawaii sued petroleum companies, claiming state drivers 
 were overcharged by about $73 million a year in price-fixing. 
1998 About 10,000 Turkish soldiers crossed into northern Iraq 
 and attacked Kurdish rebels. 
2001 NATO, for the first time, invoked a treaty clause that 
 stated that an attack on one member is an attack on all 
 members. The act was in response to the September 11, 2001, 
 terrorist attacks in the United States. 
2015  smiled.

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