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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida woman, who stole boyfriend's false teeth, prescription drugs Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 7, in 1913 For the first time, Henry Ford's entire Highland Park automobile factory was run on a continuously moving assembly line when the chassis was added to the process. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. --- M. C. Escher (1898 - 1972) "Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow." --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Frustrated at always being corrected by her husband, Gina decided the next time it happened, she would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and she was ready. "You know," she challenged, "even a broken clock is right once a day." Leroy looked at her and replied, "Twice a day." ______________________________________________________ An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: ______________________________________________________
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Thanks to Noella for reporting this bonehead! An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Felicity Leigh Palma 44, Port St. Lucie, Florida
Florida woman stole boyfriend's false teeth, prescription drugs A woman in Port St. Lucie was arrested Thursday after allegedly stealing her boyfriend's prescription drugs and filing a false police report because he had upset her, police said. According to authorities, Felicity Leigh Palma, 44, called police to report a burglary in progress in the 4000 block of SE Bonney Street Thursday evening. She told the officers she saw "two dudes" running from her home, and that her jewelry and money had been stolen, an arrest report said. Palma's boyfriend told police that two of his prescription drugs and a pink case containing false teeth were missing. As police were investigating, her boyfriend brought over a bag to police that he had found inside Palma's car and dumped the contents onto a table, the report said. Out spilled the pink case containing his false teeth. Palma became defense and stated that he was trying to frame her, the report said. Police then noticed the missing prescription drug bottles belonging to her boyfriend inside a purse Palma was carrying. Palma told police that she fabricated the entire incident because she was mad at her boyfriend and wanted to show him how easy it would be for someone to steal from him, the report said. She was booked into the the St. Lucie County Jail.
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Today, October 7, in
1765 Nine American colonies sent a total of 28 delegates to 
 New York City for the Stamp Act Congress. The delegates 
 adopted the "Declaration of Rights and Grievances." 
1777 During the American Revolution the second Battle of 
 Saratoga began. 
1868 Cornell University was inaugurated in Ithaca, NY. 
1913 For the first time, Henry Ford's entire Highland Park 
 automobile factory was run on a continuously moving 
 assembly line when the chassis was added to the process. 
1918 The Georgia Tech football team defeated Cumberland 
 College 222-0. Georgia Tech carried the ball 978 yards 
 and never threw a pass. 
1949 The German Democratic Republic (East Germany) was formed. 
1950 The U.S.-led U.N. forces crossed the 38th parallel and 
 entered North Korea. China in November proved their threat 
 to enter the war by sending several hundred thousand troops 
 over the border into North Korea. 
1963 U.S. President Kennedy signed a nuclear test ban treaty 
 with Britain and the Soviet Union. 
1981 The Egyptian parliament, after the assassination of 
 Anwar Sadat, named Vice President Hosni Mubarak the next 
 president of Egypt. 
1985 The United States announced that it would no longer 
 automatically comply with World Court decisions. 
1989 In Budapest, Hungary's Communist Party renounced Marxism 
 in favor of democratic socialism. 
1993 U.S. President Clinton sent more troops, heavy armor, 
 and naval firepower to Somalia. 
1994 U.S. President Clinton dispatched an aircraft carrier 
 to the Persian Gulf when Iraqi troops were spotted moving 
 toward Kuwait. The U.S. Army was also put on alert. 
1998 The U.S. government filed an antitrust suit that 
 alleged Visa and MasterCard inhibit competition by 
 preventing banks from offering other cards. 
1999 American Home Products Corp. agreed to pay up to 
 $4.83 billion to settle claims that the fen-phen diet 
 drug caused dangerous problems with heart valves. 
2001 The U.S. and Great Britain began airstrikes in 
 Afghanistan in response to that state's support of 
 terrorism and Osama bin Laden. The act was the first 
 military action taken in response to the terrorist 
 attacks on the U.S. on September 11, 2001. 
2003 In California, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected 
 governor in the recall election of Governor Gray Davis. 
2015  smiled.


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