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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a S.C. man who battered wife after she posted his bail. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 15, in 1860 Grace Bedell, 11 years old, wrote a letter to presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln. The letter stated that Lincoln would look better if he would grow a beard. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. --- Nancy Reagan (1921 - ) Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. --- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ The Italians have followed the ages old tradition of naming their boats with a three-letter prefix. For example: USA uses USS which means "United States Ship." The British uses HMS which means "Her Majesty's Ship." and now...Italy is using AMB which apparently means "At's-a My Boat!" ______________________________________________________ was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work." looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener. ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Robert Christian Chandler, 30, Myrtle Beach South Carolina
Bonehead battered wife after she posted his bail Moments after his wife bailed him out of jail today, a South Carolina man punched the woman in the face as the pair walked out the police department’s front door, according to an arrest report. Robert Christian Chandler, 30, was freed from the Myrtle Beach jail around midnight after his spouse posted $262 bond. But Chandler, who had been locked up on a disorderly conduct charge, did not appear grateful for his release. “What are you doing here, ho?” Chandler asked his wife multiple times, cops reported. A surveillance camera in the police department’s lobby recorded Chandler “grabbing the victim aggressively” as they walked toward the front door. Upon exiting police headquarters, Chandler punched his wife in the face, according to a police dispatch supervisor who witnessed the attack. Video shows the woman “hitting the wall outside the doors,” while the supervisor can be heard saying, “He just hit her.” The 30-year-old victim had cuts on her right arm and her nose was swollen, police noted. While acknowledging that Chandler “grabbed and shoved her,” she said that she did not want him “in any more trouble as she just bailed him out of jail.” Chandler, seen above, was arrested at the police station and returned to jail, this time for misdemeanor domestic violence. However, the unemployed Chandler only spent about ten hours in custody before he was released from the lockup on a $2130 personal recognizance bond.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Cora Re: Windows 10 nagger Dear Webby Good Morning Webby, Have been getting pop ups to get Windows 10 installed. What are your thoughts about it now? What bothers me is.....if I get it installed and don’t like it then what? Really undecided on this. Any help you can give please. Cora Dear Cora Neither your machine nor you are ready for Windows 10. It is just a scam to get you to buy a new computer. There IS a secret way to go back, theoretically, but it is apparently neither easy nor totally complete. IF and when your current machine dies of old age and you HAVE to replace it, by then the new machines will probably have Windows 11 or 12 on them. It is not a good idea to volunteer to become a guinea pig on a x.0 version. At the very least, wait until 10.1 or 10.2 Also keep in mind, would you buy a detergent or soap if you were pestered with rude naggers like they do with Windows 10, or would you tell them where to stuff their soap ? Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ "I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!" "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him." The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me." The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? You can't hit a garbage can from two feet away! My aim is much better than yours!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Muffin in a Minute (Microwave) This is a recipe that can be varied to your taste. It is healthy, fast and will never get boring. Approximate Time: Less than 5 minutes Yield: 1 muffin Ingredients: 1/4 cup flaxseed meal (can grind the flaxseeds yourself, if you prefer) 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1 Tbsp Splenda (optional) 1 egg Steps: Get the cup and put the flaxseed meal in. Add the baking powder. Add the cinnamon. Add the Splenda, if using. Add the egg. Mix everything together. Cook for a minute in the microwave. Turn it out on a plate. If it looks too wet, let it sit for a minute or two. Mine was fine. You can add blueberries or other fruit. You can also put in a tablespoon of cream cheese before cooking. Store the flaxseed meal in the freezer to keep longer. Nutritional Value for Plain Muffin: Calories: 195, Fat: 9 grams, Protein: 12 grams, Carbs: 9 grams (net carbs 1 gram), Fiber: 8 grams, Sugars: 0 grams Source: Pantry Challenge Yahoo Group By Judy Pariser S. [35] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Little Johnny's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Little Johnny to recite a sentence with a direct object. Little Johnny stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, I think you have lost weight." "Why thank you, Little Johnny," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?" "A good report card next month," he replied. ___________________________________________________

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____________________________________________________ "When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, "I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But my son has his own TV, phone, computer and DVD player. "So what do you do?" asked his friend. "I send him to MY room!" ____________________________________________________
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Today, October 15, in
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte began his exile on the remote island of 
 St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean. 
1860 Grace Bedell, 11 years old, wrote a letter to presidential 
 candidate Abraham Lincoln. The letter stated that Lincoln would 
 look better if he would grow a beard. 
1892 The U.S. government announced that the land in western 
 Montana was open to settlers. The 1.8 million acres were bought 
 from the Crow Indians for 50 cents per acre. 
1937 "To Have and Have Not" by Ernest Hemingway was published 
 for the first time. 
1945 Pierre Laval, the former premier of Vichy France, was executed 
 for treason. 
1946 Hermann Goering, a Nazi war criminal and founder of the 
 Gestapo, poisoned himself just hours before his scheduled 
1964 It was announced that Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev had 
 been removed from power. He was replaced with Alexei N. Kosygin. 
1983 U.S. Marines killed five snipers who had pinned them down 
 in Beirut International Airport. 
1984 The Freedom of Information Act was passed. 
1989 Wayne Gretzky, while playing for the Los Angeles Kings, 
 surpassed Gordie Howe's NHL scoring record of 1,850 career 
1993 U.S. President Clinton sent warships to enforce trade 
 sanctions that had been imposed on Haitian military rulers. 
1997 British Royal Air Force pilot Andy Green broke the 
 land-speed record by driving a jet-powered car faster than 
 the speed of sound. 
1997 The Cassini-Huygens mission was launched from Cape 
 Canaveral, FL. On January 14, 2005, a probe sent back 
 pictures of Saturn's moon Titan during and after landing. 
1998 The U.N. condemned the U.S. economic embargo on Cuba 
 for the seventh year in a row. 
2001 NASA's Galileo spacecraft passed within 112 miles of 
 Jupiter's moon Io. 
2015  smiled.

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