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Good Morning, ,
Today is Friday, October 16
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!


Thank you Gloria !!


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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida Man arrested and wheeled to jail for wheelchair DUI Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 16, in 1955 Mrs. Jules Lederer replaced Ruth Crowley in newspapers using the name Ann Landers. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Go, and never darken my towels again. --- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. --- Lynda Barry ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ The lawyer emailed his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Do you want us to order burial or cremation ?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order both, but not in that order." ______________________________________________________ The cowboy who was preparing the horses for the tourists asked a lady she wanted a Western or an English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and the other one didn't. She replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic out here." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Ronny Scott Hicks, 54, Palm bay Florida
Florida Man arrested and wheeled to jail for wheelchair DUI Ronny Scott Hicks has two prior DUI convictions, but his arrest on Monday night was slightly more memorable. The 54-year-old Florida man was arrested Monday night after police in Palm Bay got reports of a man in a motorized wheelchair blocking traffic, according to ClickOrlando.com. Hicks has two previous DUI convictions, neither while driving a wheelchair, according to officials. When officers arrived on the scene, they allegedly saw Hicks sitting in his wheelchair blocking traffic. Officers said he smelled of alcohol and was slurring his words, according to WBRZ.com. Hicks allegedly refused to take a breathalyzer test, according to WTSP.com. He was taken into custody, refused treatment for an open wound, and remains behind bars at the Brevard County Jail on $5,000 bond.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: CyberGrannie Re: Partitions Dear Webby I have a HP laptop with w7 and it has 4 "partitions" or rather that is what it looks like. This is what it looks like: 8 GB ram Hard disk drives 4: C: 275GB D: 298GB F (recovery) 21.9Gb G: (HP tools) 99.3MB It seems these are not partitions so I cannot combine Disk 1 (C drive) and disk 2 (D drive) This seems so ridiculous. Do you know of any way that I can combine these 2 "disks"? This laptop was just restored to original state (with 2 original disks). Dear CyberGrannie That looks OK. Why combine them? By the way, D: might be a removable "drive" like DVD. Just use them as they are. You would not gain anything by combining them anyway. For example, I have always used my E: drive for tools and programs, and my F: drive for data, that I have produced. Having extra drives or partitions allows you to have short destination, like for example E:\Alpha\Eudora instead of having my email program buried deep down in the wacky chaos on C: Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Arthur came home after a late-night poker game and was greeted by Sandra, his nagging, sourpussed wife. "And just where have you been all night?," sandra screeched at him. "Playing cards," says Arthur, "but that's not important. What matters is that I lost you to Bubba Smith." "Lost me!!" Sandra screamed, "How did you manage that?" "It was a heartbreaker," Michael admitted. "I had to fold with a royal flush." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Dieter's Chocolate Mousse This is very simple. No cooking and you can make it the strength or quantity you desire. Just take natural Greek style yoghurt, or any other non flavored yoghurt. Add cooking style cocoa powder. This has no added sugars at all. You can also add vanilla. Simply mix it up in whatever strength you want. You do have to mix thoroughly because the cocoa powder seems to sit on the surface. You can make it a strong or weak chocolaty taste, getting your "chocolate fix" without the guilt. If it is a bit strong, you can always add a few drops of pure vanilla essence. That's it, simple! Approximate Time: INSTANTLY Yield: WHATEVER YOU MIX UP. Source: NO. MY OWN CONCOCTION. I HAVE NO IMAGE BECAUSE THE IMAGE IS WHAT IT IS. By Trixie Pettman-South [2] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Norrissa was nervous the night her new boyfriend invited her and her three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. He ordered a bottle of wine with the meal. When the server brought it, the children became quiet as she began the ritual uncorking. When the waitress poured a small amount for Norissa to taste and handed her the glass, her six-year-old piped up, "Mom usually drinks a LOT more than that!" ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Noella's brother has just returned from a visit to Israel and reported to her this about elevators in Israel: Apparently Shabat is the Sabbath and in some cities, it is observed faithfully. On that day, the elevators are set to stop at every floor so no one has to "work" and press a button. Usually there is one elevator that is still and does not run except for opening and closing doors. The doors stay closed for 7 minutes and then open - while the elevator doesn't move. One never knows which elevator is the Shabat elevator. So people will get on it accidentally, the doors close and 7 minutes go by. The door opens, everyone gets off and the elevator fills up with new people. Meanwhile the people who just got off are trying to tell the new ones - don't get on, it won't go anywhere. But of course no one listens, so the process starts all over and continues all day long! ____________________________________________________
I never knew there was a real little girl behind Alice in Wonderland that had to do all the motions as well as the voice.

Today, October 16, in
1793 During the French Revolution, Queen Marie Antoinette 
 was beheaded after being convicted of treason. 
1829 In Boston, MA, the first modern hotel in America opened. 
 The Tremont Hotel had 170 rooms that rented for $2 a day 
 and included four meals. 
1859 Abolitionist John Brown led a raid on Harper's Ferry, VA 
 (now located in West Virginia). 
1869 A hotel in Boston became the first in the U.S. to install 
 indoor plumbing. 
1916 Margaret Sanger opened the first birth control clinic in 
 New York City, NY. 
1923 Walt Disney contracted with M.J. Winkler to distribute 
 the Alice Comedies. This event is recognized as the start of 
 the Disney Company. 
1928 Marvin Pipkin received a patent for the frosted electric 
 light bulb. 
1941 The Nazis advanced to within 60 miles of Moscow. Romanians 
 entered Odessa, USSR, and began exterminating 150,000 Jews. 
1943 Chicago's new subway system was officially opened
1955 Mrs. Jules Lederer replaced Ruth Crowley in newspapers 
 using the name Ann Landers. 
1962 U.S. President Kennedy was informed that there were missile 
 bases in Cuba, beginning the Cuban missile crisis. 
1964 China detonated its first atomic bomb becoming the world's 
 fifth nuclear power. 
1967 NATO headquarters opened in Brussels. 
1970 Anwar Sadat was elected president of Egypt to succeed 
 Gamal Abdel Nassar. 
1973 Henry Kissinger and Le Duc Tho were named winners of the 
 Nobel Peace Prize. The Vietnamese official declined the award. 
1982 China announced that it had successfully fired a ballistic 
 missile from a submarine. 
1987 Rescuers freed Jessica McClure from the abandoned well 
 that she had fallen into in Midland, TX. The was trapped for 58 hours. 
1993 The U.N. Security Council approved the deployment of U.S. 
 warships to enforce a blockade on Haiti to increase pressure 
 on the controlling military leaders. 
2000 It was announced that Chevron Corp. would be buying Texaco Inc. 
 for $35 billion. The combined company was called Chevron Texaco 
 Corp. and became the 4th largest oil company in the world. 
2002 It was reported that North Korea had told the U.S. that it 
 had a secret nuclear weapons program in violation of a 1994 
 agreement with the U.S. 
2002 The Arthur Andersen accounting firm was sentenced to five 
 years probation and fined $500,000 for obstructing a federeal 
 investigation of the energy company Enron. 
2008 The iTunes Music Store reached 200 billion television 
 episodes sold.
2015  smiled.


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