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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida woman arrested for shoplifting dresses Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 17, in 1777 American troops defeated British forces in Saratoga, NY. It was the turning point in the American Revolutionary War. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures --- James Thurber (1894 - 1961) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. --- Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD) The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we would appear to be. --- Socrates ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Aaron bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Valentine's Day. His friend Benny remarked: "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive cars." "She did," Aaron replied. "But where in the world I was a fake Jeep going to find!" ______________________________________________________ Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women usually seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do themselves. Why is this? They empty his pockets before throwing his laundry into the washing machine. ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Aree Riveros, 58, Tampa, Florida.
Florida woman arrested for shoplifting dresses A woman caught stealing a pair of Calvin Klein dresses and a Michael Kors jacket told cops that she swiped the fancy threads because she “needed something to wear to her son’s High School Football Banquet,” according to a police report. Despite that explanation, Aree Riveros, 58, was still arrested on a felony theft charge for allegedly boosting the garments Saturday from a Macy’s in Clearwater, Florida. The clothing, valued at $428, was found in Riveros’s purse after she was confronted by security upon exiting the store. Riveros, pictured above, is free on $2000 bond. An arrest affidavit does not explain why the Tampa resident needed two dresses for her son’s gridiron banquet
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Elaine Re: How do I make partitions? Dear Webby I agree that partitions would be really helpful in sorting out the mess. The braindead mess on C: is a real nuisance. So, how do I do it? Elaine Dear Elaine I use Partition Wizard. There are other partitioning softwares, but I have used PartitionWizard for decades and never had a problem. They have a free version that does probably way more than what you plan to to. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A young woman doctor tells the story about her 4 year old daughter. On the way to pre-school, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart," thought the doctor, "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then, with all the earnestness of a Social Sciences major the child spoke into the instrument, "Wowcome to McDonald's. Do ya want fwies wif that?" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Egg Carton Gardening Egg cartons are a great biodegradable way to do seed-start gardening. Simply cut off the sides and lid from your carton. Place the cut lid under the carton base to catch leaking water. Fill the holes three-quarters full with potting soil. Place your seeds in the soil then cover them with a thin layer of the potting soil. Mist as needed to germinate. If you're using a different type of egg container, such as plastic, which doesn't drain, just punch a tiny hole in the bottom of each egg bed. By attosa [128] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Money It can buy a House...............But not a Home It can buy a Bed.................But not Sleep It can buy a Clock...............But not Time It can buy you a Book............But not knowledge It can buy you a Position........But not Respect It can buy you Medicine..........But not Health It can buy you Blood.............But not Life It can buy you Sex...............But not Love So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you. PayPal or check only, please. Thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational" ones, didn't you ? However, if you do feel inspired, I sure would appreciate it if you hit the PayPal button! ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, it's afternoon coffee time. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday. If it is Coast Guard, it's two before supper. If it is a Cessna, it's 3 hours to happy hour." The reply was: "It's a Piper. Where the heck am I?" ____________________________________________________
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Today, October 17, in
1739	Thomas Coram was granted a Royal Charter from George II 
 so a "hospital for the maintenance and education of exposed and 
 deserted young children" in Londond, England. 
1777 American troops defeated British forces in Saratoga, NY. 
It was the turning point in the American Revolutionary War. 
1888 The first issue of "National Geographic Magazine" was 
 released at newsstands. 
1931 Al Capone was convicted on income tax evasion and was 
 sentenced to 11 years in prison. He was released in 1939. 
1933 Dr. Albert Einstein moved to Princeton, NJ, after 
 leaving Germany. 
1945 Colonel Juan Peron became the dictator of Argentina 
 after staging a coup in Buenos Aires. 
1973 The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) 
 began an oil-embargo against several countries including the 
 U.S. and Great Britain. The incident stemmed from Western 
 support of Israel when Egypt and Syria attacked the nation on 
 October 6, 1973. The embargo lasted until March of 1974. 
1978 U.S. President Carter signed a bill that restored full 
 U.S. citizenship rights to Confederate President Jefferson Davis. 
1989 An earthquake measuring 7.1 on the Richter Scale hit the 
 San Francisco Bay area in California. The quake caused about 
 67 deaths, 3,000 injuries, and damages up to $7 billion. 
1994 Israel and Jordan initialed a draft peace treaty. 
1994 The Angolan government and rebels agreed to a peace treaty 
 that ended their 19 years of civil war. 
1997 The remains of revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara were laid 
 to rest in his adopted Cuba, 30 years after his execution in Bolivia. 
2000 Patrick Roy (Colorado Avalanche) achieved his 448th victory 
 as a goalie in the NHL. Roy passed Terry Sawchuck to become the 
 record holder for career victories. 
2001 Israel's tourism minister was killed. A radical Palestinian 
 faction claimed that it had carried out the assassination to avenge 
 the killing of its leader by Israel 2 months earlier. 
2001 Pakistan placed its armed forces on high alert because of troop 
 movements by India in the disputed territory of Kashmir. India said 
 that the movements were part of a normal troop rotation. 
2001 Italian priest Giuseppe "Beppe" Pierantoni was kidnapped by the 
 terrorist group the "Pentagon." He was released on April 8, 2002. 
2003 In the U.S., the Food and Drug Administration approved a drug, 
 known as memantine, to help people with Alzheimer's symptoms. 
2003 In Taipei, Taiwan, construction crews finished 1,676-foot-tall-
 building called Taipei 101. The building was planned to open for 
 business in 2004. 
2015  smiled.


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