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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Knife-wielding punk, who burst into library to kill kids. A 75-year-old army vet took him down. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 19, in 1781 British General Charles Lord Cornwallis surrendered to U.S. General George Washington at Yorktown, Virginia. It was to be the last major battle of the American Revolutionary War. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. --- Ann Landers (1918 - 2002) Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. --- Ovid (43 BC - 17 AD) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. The boy replied: "Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us." ______________________________________________________ A little boy got lost at the YWCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Ross for this picture: ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD AND a Darwin Award has been earned by Dustin Brown, 19, Morton, Illinois
Knife-wielding punk bursts into library to kill kids. A 75-year-old army vet took him down. James Vernon, a 75-year-old veteran, took matters into his own hands when he found himself face-to-face with a man who was determined to shed some blood. Vernon and 16 parents and children were in a conference room at the Morton Public Library Tuesday when Dustin Brown, 19, entered and declared he was going to kill some people, according to the Pekin (Illinois) Daily Times. Brown had more than one knife and Vernon knew he had to do something fast to prevent a tragedy from happening. The elderly vet stepped in between Brown and the others, giving them a cue to leave the room. Vernon then relied on his knife training from 50 years ago to help him handle Brown. “He actually ran into the room yelling, ‘I’m going to kill some people!’ Vernon said. Vernon said the knives Brown had looked like hunting knives with fixed blades about five inches long. “I tried to talk to him. I tried to settle him down,” Vernon said. “I asked him if he was from Morton, did he go to high school. I asked what his problem was. He said his life sucks. That’s a quote.” While talking to Brown, Vernon noticed he was right-handed and expected he would strike with that hand first. Vernon knew to block with his left hand. Vernon was successful in stopping Brown from killing anyone but he didn’t walk away without an injury. Brown slashed two arteries and a tendon on Vernon’s left hand as he blocked Brown’s knife. Despite the injury, Vernon took down and subdued Brown until the police arrived. Brown was held on $800,000 bond on charges of attempted murder, armed violence, aggravated battery to a person over 60 and burglary. Brown had been free on bond facing child pornography charges.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Leona Re: How do I organize Chrome bookmarks? Dear Webby I want to organize my Chrome Bookmarks, and save them to a camera chip. How do I do that? Leona Dear Leona In the upper right corner of the browser toolbar, click the Chrome menu (The three horizontal bars). Click Bookmarks > Bookmark Manager. Browse to the folder where you want to alphabetize your bookmarks. Above your bookmarks, click Organize. Click Reorder by Title. Now when you open the Chrome menu and click Bookmarks, you’ll see your bookmarks listed in alphabetical order. To create a bookmark folder In the upper right corner of the browser toolbar, click the Chrome menu. Click Bookmarks > Bookmark Manager. On the left side of the page, click the Folders drop-down arrow. Click Add Folder, then name your folder. Drag any bookmarks into your folder. Shift-click to pick more than one item. To Export bookmarks, open the Bookmarks manager as above. Select a folder on the left Clik on Organize on top At the bottom of that you see: Export bookmarks. That exports the selected folder, for example your Prayers folder, but not your hubby's warm-up bookmarks folder. Just export the folders you want, and ignore the rest. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more it stinkts." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Removing Bacon in One Piece I don't know how many times I've tried different ways to get one piece of bacon out of the package and into the pan flat, not ripped not torn but flat. Work a fork under one side or the other of the bottom piece of bacon in the package, you then begin to roll the fork into the direction of the other end of the piece of bacon. Effectively, you are rolling up a piece of bacon onto the fork. When you put it in the pan, you place edge side down. Unroll it into the pan off the fork. By Deborah S. [12] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but definitely not the same ones." ___________________________________________________

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____________________________________________________ Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend. "Oh, No! I can't." the first replied, "I need to lose at least another fifteen pounds first." ____________________________________________________
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Today, October 19, in
1765 In the U.S., The Stamp Act Congress met and drew up a 
 declaration of rights and liberties. 
1781 British General Charles Lord Cornwallis surrendered to 
 U.S. General George Washington at Yorktown, Virginia. It 
 was to be the last major battle of the American 
 Revolutionary War. 
1812 Napoleon Bonaparte's French forces began their return 
 out of Russia after a month of chasing the retreating 
 Russian army. 
1914 In the U.S., government owned vehicles were first used 
 to pick up mail in Washington, DC. 
1915 The U.S. recognized General Venustiano Carranza as the 
 president of Mexico. The U.S. imposed embargo to all parts 
 of Mexico except where Carranza was in control. 
1933 Basketball was introduced to the 1936 Olympic Games by 
 the Berlin Organization Committee. 
1944 The U.S. Navy announced that black women would be allowed 
 into Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service (WAVES). 
1950 The United Nations forces entered the North Korean capital 
 of Pyongyang. 
1951 U.S. President Truman signed an act officially ending the 
 state of war with Germany. 
1960 The United States imposed an embargo on exports to Cuba 
 covering all commodities except medical supplies and certain 
 food products. 
1969 U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew referred to anti-Vietnam 
 War protesters "an effete corps of impudent snobs." 
1977 The Concorde made its first landing in New York City. 
1989 The U.S. Senate rejected a proposed constitutional amendment 
 that barred the desecration of the American flag. 
1993 Benazir Bhutto was returned to the premiership of Pakistan. 
1998 Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson got his boxing license 
 back after he had lost it for biting Evander Holyfield's ear 
 during a fight. 
2003 In London, magician David Blaine emerged from a clear 
 plastic box that had been suspended by a crane over the banks of 
 the Thames River. He survived only on water for 44 days. Blaine 
 had entered the box on September 5. 
2009 The international version of Amazon's Kindle 2 was released. 
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