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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Women arrested for DUI, who told tells police her name is 'Hell On Wheels' Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 21, in 1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words per minute on a manual typewriter. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. --- Steven Wright (1955 - ) "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." --- Charlie Chaplin Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. --- Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A salesman from New York traveling in Kansas left his snazzy rental car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over he checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. He went to the local garage and inquired how he could fix the problem himself. The mechanic told him to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would pop out again. He took the car to the motel where he was staying, parked it and proceeded to blow on the tailpipe. A local came by and inquired what he was doing. He explained that he was blowing on the tailpipe to remove the dents. The local responded, "That's not gonna to work, not unless you roll up the windows real tight first." ______________________________________________________ Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $200," the teacher began, "and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?" "Well, it sure would be no orgy!" Johnny answered, "Helen, my girlfriend, would bust my skull for that!" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Amanda Dolores Alleman 38, CLARKSBURG, Wesrt Virginia
Women arrested for DUI, who told tells police her name is 'Hell On Wheels' Police say a woman accused of drunken driving and hitting six vehicles initially identified herself to an officer as "Hell on Wheels." The Exponent Telegram ( ) reports 38-year-old Amanda Dolores Alleman of Clarksburg was arrested Friday on numerous charges. Among them are aggravated driving while under the influence, striking an unattended vehicle and having no insurance. Police say Alleman had a blood-alcohol content of 0.20 percent when she struck six parked vehicles on two different streets. Alleman was being held at the North Central Regional Jail on $14,000 bond.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bonnie Re: Desktop restore Dear Webby For that poor lady whose desktop icons all got scrambled - we only have a couple dozen so what I did was do a "print screen" of the desktop & saved it in an e-mail draft. Now when they go haywire I just use that to reassemble them. Sounds a lot easier, hope you will print my idea. Bonnie in Candia Dear Bonnie You are an exception! Most people have a LOT of icons on their desktop. If somebody finds the half minute installation of Desktop OK too much hassle, there ARE ways to reduce the number of icons. Make some desktop folders, for example Tools, Music, Recipes and so on. Then drag all related icons into those folders. That will reduce the number of loose icons very quickly. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and shovel for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock", the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering whack with the shovel. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two fourty five in the morning!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Hydrogen Peroxide and Baking Soda Deodorant I have been keeping a bowl and mixing hydrogen peroxide and baking soda and using it as deodorant. I have never been fresher. Mix a small amount into a paste. I buy the value size on both at Sam's Club. I am at seven months and might get a year out if it. I used to use a deodorant costing 5.99 every two weeks. By Stevebasso [1] ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ had been misbehaving and was sent to bed. After a while emerged and informed mother that had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine", said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you about your misbehaving, He will help you." "Oh, I don't need help with misbehavin' ", said . "I asked Him to help me not to get caught quite so much." ____________________________________________________
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Today, October 21, in
1797 "Old Ironsides," the U.S. Navy frigate Constitution, 
 was launched in Boston's harbor. 
1805 The Battle of Trafalgar occurred off the coast of Spain. 
 The British defeated the French and Spanish fleet. 
1858 The Can-Can was performed for the first time in Paris. 
1879 Thomas Edison invented the electric incandescent lamp. 
 It would last 13 1/2 hours before it would burn out. 
1917 The first U.S. soldiers entered combat during WWI 
 near Nancy, France. 
1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words 
 per minute on a manual typewriter. 
1925 The photoelectric cell was first demonstrated at the 
 Electric Show in New York City, NY. 
1925 The U.S. Treasury Department announced that it had fined 
 29,620 people for prohibition (of alcohol) violations. 
1944 During World War II, the German city of Aachen was 
 captured by U.S. troops. 
1945 Women in France were allowed to vote for the first time. 
1950 Chinese forces invaded Tibet. 
1959 The Guggenheim Museum was opened to the public in New York. 
 The building was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. 
1967 Thousands of demonstrators marched in Washington, DC, in 
 opposition to the Vietnam War. 
1983 The Pentagon reported that 2,000 Marines were headed to 
 Grenada to protect and evacuate Americans living there. 
1986 The U.S. ordered 55 Soviet diplomats to leave. The action 
 was in reaction to the Soviet Union expelling five American diplomats. 
1991 Jesse Turner, an American hostage in Lebanon, was released 
 after nearly five years of being imprisoned. 
1994 North Korea and the U.S. signed an agreement requiring North 
 Korea to halt its nuclear program and agree to inspections. 
2003 The U.S. Senate voted to ban what was known as partial 
 birth abortions. 
2003 North Korea rejected U.S. President George W. Bush's offer 
 of a written pledge not to attack in exchange for the communist 
 nation agreeing to end its nuclear weapons program.
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