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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Drunk collegian, who called 911, claimed she is "Olivia Pope" and then warned cop of car bomb heading for White House Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, October 21, in 1881 The "Gunfight at the OK Corral" took place in Tombstone, AZ. The fight was between Wyatt Earp, his two brothers and Doc Holiday against the Ike Clanton Gang. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. --- Voltaire (1764) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ An EMT in southern Georgia was part of the unit that responded to a call from Coffee County late one night. They arrived on the scene and found a severely injured man lying at the edge of a field. His stomach had been completely torn open, and he was covered with lacerations and bruises. He also had a prominent tire tread across his chest. The injured man's companion showed up in a racing model ATV vehicle, clearly intoxicated, and gave the following account. Imagine this tale being recited in a deep Georgian accent. He and his injured friend had been drinkin' and ridin' around the field on the three-wheeled ATV, when they sighted a stand of deer in their headlights. The friend, riding the back as a passenger,was struck with a great idea. "Hey man," he said, "If you quarter off one a those deer, betcha I can bulldog 'im." The driver thought this was an entertaining idea, so he proceeded to isolate a buck and race him down. His intoxicated passenger proceeded to leap from the ATV, grab the buck by the antlers, and perform an excellent example of this rodeo sport. He pinned the animal's head to the ground, but that's when things went wrong. The buck, less docile than a steer, simply got up, threw his head back, and tore his assailant's belly open. The deer then proceeded to stomp, kick, and butt him for good measure. The EMTs noticed that this information accounted all of the injuries except one. When they asked the driver about the tire track across his injured friend's chest, he responded: "Well how else was I s'posed to git the deer off 'im?" ______________________________________________________ The closest to perfection anyone ever comes is when he or she fills out a job application form. ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Jim Hetrick for this picture: A picture of the "fall leaves in Ohio." Enjoy and again thanks for all. ______________________________________________________
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kelsey Cousins, 20, Iowa
Drunk collegian calls 911, says she is "Olivia Pope" and then warns cop of car bomb heading for White House An Iowa collegian who is apparently a big fan of booze and TV’s “Scandal” called 911 early this morning claiming to be “Olivia Pope,” and reported a sighting of “Cyrus Beene” outside an Iowa City bar, police say. Cops responding to the 2:45 AM emergency call were flagged down by Kelsey Cousins, a 20-year-old University of Iowa student who is a member of the school’s rowing team. Officer Brad Reinhard reported that Cousins, seen above, “kept talking about ‘Olivia Pope’ and about a car with a bomb in it that was heading to the White House.” The cop added that, “‘Olivia Pope’ is a television show character and everything that defendant stated was nonsensical and rambling.” Actress Kerry Washington stars in “Scandal” as Pope, a Beltway fixer and presidential mistress. The “Cyrus Beene” character, played by Jeff Perry, is a scheming manipulator who was fired from his post as White House chief of staff. The underage Cousins, according to a police report, smelled of alcohol, suffered from impaired speech and balance, and had bloodshot, watery eyes. She reportedly copped to drinking and possessing a fake ID. Following her arrest for public intoxication, Cousins, seen above, took a Breathalyzer test that registered her blood alcohol content at .206, more than twice the legal limit. She is also facing a second misdemeanor charge for misuse of the 911 system.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Samantha Re: Clear Cache Dear Webby, Every time I have a problem getting to certain sites, that are up and working, because friends tell me they have no problem getting to them, the ISP's tech support tells me to clear the browser cache. When I was still using IE, I used to know how to do that, not that it ever made any difference, but I knew how to do that. Now, with Chrome I have no clue about how to clear the cache. Second question: Is there a way I can tell whether they are just full of BS and are just giving me the run-around while they go ask mom how to fix the fluck-up at the station? Samantha Dear Samantha On Chrome,click the three horizontal bars at the right top. That opens the menu. In there click HISTORY. In History, click CLEAR BROWSING DATA In the next panel click EMPTY CACHE You could set the time interval to Beginning of time, but that is silly, since if tehre had been a cache problem, it would be with a recently cached site. Re 2: yes, they are usually full of BS if they tell you to clear the cache. The easiest way to prove that is to bypass the browser and use tracert. Click on Start type cmd and hit enter. Let's assume you are trying to get to On the scary black screen that opens, type tracert and hit Enter. Don't type any part after the actual domain name. After a few seconds you will see the route information appearing one line after another. Just getting to your ISP is usually the slowest. Eventually, the trace will wind up at the target domain. If you get there without any potholes (stars), then the route is clear. However, if there are potholes, or roadblocks (3 stars), then the route is obstructed, and the problem is NOT in your browser's cache, since you didn't even use your browser. To copy the trace route is a bit tricky, since it is in DOS format, unchanged from the 80's. Right-click on the top frame bar, select EDIT, and in there select MARK Then use the mouse to highlight the trace route, and hit ENTER Then you can go to your email and with CTRL V paste the trace route. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a "Contract" for returning the books on time. Her first customer was a second grader, who looked surprised to see a new Librarian. He brought four books to the desk and shoved them across to the Librarian, giving her his name as he did so. The Librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust. Before the Librarian could even start her speech he said, scornfully, "That other Librarian we had knew how to write herself!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Paperclip as Collar Stay My son has to wear dress shirts to work and I launder them myself. He loses those little plastic collar stays all the time. He discovered a paperclip works like a charm! It's not quite as long but just as effective and easier to remove before washing. If this tip wins, I promise to give him the prize. He's saving for grad school. Source: My son's brilliant mind and necessity By Beth Pierpont H. [1] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he look serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock. The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said. "It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling." ___________________________________________________

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____________________________________________________ Billy Bob and Bubba fly to Alaska for a fishing trip. They hire a bush pilot and rent a boat, rods, and tackle. After two weeks they have caught only one salmon. ''MAN Bubba," Billy Bob says, "Do you realize this lousy fish cost us about $15000 apiece." 'Wow," Bubba replies, 'At that rate it's a good thing we only caught one of them!" ____________________________________________________
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Today, October 22, in
1825 The Erie Canal opened in upstate New York. The 363-mile 
 canal connected Lake Erie and the Hudson River at a cost of 
1858 H.E. Smith patented the rotary-motion washing machine. 
1881 The "Gunfight at the OK Corral" took place in Tombstone, 
 AZ. The fight was between Wyatt Earp, his two brothers and 
 Doc Holiday against the Ike Clanton Gang. 
1905 Norway gained independence from Sweden. 
1942 The U.S. ship Hornet was sunk in the Battle of Santa Cruz 
 during World War II. 
1944 During World War II, the Battle of Leyte Gulf ended. The 
 battle was won by American forces and brought the end of the 
 Pacific phase of World War II into sight. 
1949 U.S. President Harry Truman raised the minimum wage from 
 40 to 75 cents an hour. 
1951 Winston Churchill became the prime minister of Great Britain. 
1958 Pan American Airways flew its first Boeing 707 jetliner 
 from New York City to Paris. 
1962 The Soviet Union made an offer to end the Cuban Missile Crisis 
 by taking their missile bases out of Cuba if the U.S. agreed to 
 not invade Cuba and would remove Jupiter missiles in Turkey. 
1967 The Shah of Iran crowned himself and his Queen after 26 
 years on the Peacock Throne. 
1972 U.S. National security adviser Henry Kissinger declared, 
 "Peace is at hand" in Vietnam. 
1975 Anwar Sadat became the first Egyptian president to officially 
 visit to the United States. 
1977 The experimental space shuttle Enterprise successfully landed 
 at Edwards Air Force Base in California. 
1979 South Korean President Park Chung-hee was shot to death by 
 Kim Jae-kyu, the head of the Korean Central Intelligence Agency. 
1980 Israeli President Yitzhak Navon became the first Israeli head 
 of state to visit Egypt. 
1984 "Baby Fae" was given the heart of baboon after being born 
 with a severe heart defect. She lived for 21 days with the 
 animal heart. 
1985 Approximately 110,000 people marched past the U.S. and Soviet 
 embassies in London to pressure the two countries to end their 
 arms race. 
1988 Roussel Uclaf, a French pharmaceutical company, announced it 
 was halting the worldwide distribution of RU-486. The pill is 
 used to induce abortions. The French government made the company 
 reverse itself two days later. 
1988 Two whales were freed by Soviet and American icebreakers. The 
 whales had been trapped for nearly 3 weeks in an Arctic ice pack. 
1990 Wayne Gretzky became the first NHL player to reach 2,000 points. 
1991 Former Washington Mayor Marion Barry arrived at a federal 
 correctional institution in Petersburg, VA, to begin serving a 
 six-month sentence for cocaine possession. 
1992 General Motors Corp. Chairman Robert Stempel resigned after the 
 company recorded its highest losses in history. 
1992 In Canada, voters rejected the Charlottetown accord, which was 
 designed to unify the country. 
1993 Deborah Gore Dean was convicted of 12 felony counts of defrauding 
 the U.S. government and lying to the U.S. Congress. Dean was a central 
 figure in the Reagan-era HUD scandal. 
1994 Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin of Israel and Prime Minister Abdel 
 Salam Majali of Jordan signed a peace treaty. 
1995 Mario Lemieux (Pittsburgh Penguins) scored his 500th National 
 Hockey League (NHL) career goal against the New York Islanders in his 
 605th game. He became the second-fastest player to attain the plateau. 
 Wayne Gretzky had reached 600 goals by his 575th NHL game. 
1998 A French lab found a nerve agent on an Iraqi missile warhead. 
2001 It was announced that Fort Worth's Lockheed Martin won a defense 
 contract for $200 billion over 40 years. The contract, for the 
 "joint strike fighter," was the largest defense contract in history. 
2002 Russian authorities pumped a gas into a theater where separatist 
 rebels held over 800 hostages. The gas killed 116 hostages and all 
 50 hostage-takers were killed by the gas or gunshot wounds.
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