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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Florida twin women arrested after holding up convenience store Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 2, in 1921 Margaret Sander's National Birth Control League combined with Mary Ware Denetts Voluntary Parenthood League to form the American Birth Control League. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. --- George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950) Efficiency is intelligent laziness. --- David Dunham ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado." I wonder if that was inspired by the old 2 foot iron ball windometer by the bridge outside of Lethbridge, Alberta? One time driving by there a few decades ago I noticed the ball was missing and mentioned it to my hitch-hiker. She didn't think it was safe to drive on up to Calgary. I agreed with her and we soon found safe and quite cozy refuge in a really nice motel :-) ______________________________________________________ Church was planning a chili supper for the homeless, and Florence agreed to prepare four gallons of her rather mild variation. The man in charge of organizing the program asked Florence how she would describe her chili -- three alarm or four alarm. After hearing some of the ingredients that went into other chili donations, Florence replied, "I guess you'd call mine false alarm." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Gary for this picture: Hello Webby, Huckleberry Lake is a favorite fishing spot of mine. Located in the Absaroka-Beartooth wilderness of Montana. It was the last picture the old 35mm took before it died. Feel free to post it if you want. Gary Lorenzen ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Thanks to Walter, The Stonecarver for reporting this one: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kirstie Bergeron, Kayla Bergeron 24, Daytona Beach, Florida
Florida twins arrested after holding up convenience store Twin sisters are locked up on robbery charges after they allegedly held up a Florida convenience store at gunpoint Tuesday evening. According to police, Kirstie Bergeron and her sibling Kayla walked into the Food Mart store in Daytona Beach and proceeded to a refrigerator, where Kayla selected a bottle of ginger ale. The 24-year-old twins then approached the front counter. “I have a gun, open the register!” announced Kayla, as detailed in a Circuit Court charging affidavit. “Are you kidding me?” replied clerk Sabbir Ahmed. Kayla then “removed her hand from her pocket and displayed what appeared to be a small handgun,” reported an investigator. As Kayla pointed the piece at Ahmed, the 37-year-old worker opened the cash register and Kirstie reached over the counter and snatched $230. The Bergerons fled the scene in a black Volkswagen Beetle that was parked next to the store. But as the twins departed, Ahmed copied down the car’s license plate number. The siblings were soon arrested after a traffic stop less than a mile from the Food Mart. Kirstie and Kayla are pictured in the above mug shots. While cops recovered the stolen cash and the ginger ale, no firearm was found. Police suspect the weapon “may have been discarded” following the robbery. Charged with robbery with a firearm or deadly weapon, the Bergerons are each locked up in the Volusia County jail on $25,000 bond.
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____________________________________________________ Why did the Newfie businessman go fishing instead of attending a meeting? "Just for the halibut." ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders The day was already going badly. I'm complaining to Bill that the milk had been left out all night, it was the last day to renew car tags, but we needed an inspection and everybody was closed, the shopping cart at Aldis won’t let me have my cart nor my quarter back. Then while unloading groceries I lock my purse and keys in the trunk. As I said, the day was not good. I remembered the back seat pulled down, so here I am with my back killing me, crawling around the back of a small Cavalier fighting groceries. Finally find my purse and keys, crawl out and drive home where I have to unload groceries (about 6 trips) up six steps and into the house. Then there's laundry and emptying the dishwasher and putting groceries away. BUT I have to go back to the store because I forgot we need stuff for the Halloween party for 40+ kids. I am really feeling sorry for myself and I'm complaining - crawling around did not help my back. I'm looking for sympathy, but Bill just questions, Why didn’t you use the trunk release beside the front seat? Noella ____________________________________________________
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Today, November 2, in
1721 Peter the Great (Peter I), ruler of Russia, changed his 
 title to emperor. 
1776 During the American Revolutionary War, William Demont, became 
 the first traitor of the American Revolution when he deserted. 
1867 "Harpers Bazaar" magazine was founded. 
1883 Thomas Edison got a patent for an electrical indicator using 
 the Edison effect lamp (U.S. Pat. 307,031). 
1895 In Chicago, IL, the first American gasoline powered car contest
1917 British Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour expressed support for 
 a "national home" for the Jews of Palestine. 
1921 Margaret Sander's National Birth Control League combined with 
 Mary Ware Denetts Voluntary Parenthood League to form the American 
 Birth Control League. 
1930 Haile Selassie was crowned emperor of Ethiopia. 
1930 The DuPont Company announced the first synthetic rubber. 
 It was named DuPrene. 
1947 Howard Hughes flew his "Spruce Goose," a huge wooden airplane, 
 for eight minutes in California. It was the plane's first and only 
 flight. The "Spruce Goose," nicknamed because of the white-gray 
 color of the spruce used to build it, never went into production. 
1963 South Vietnamese President Ngo Dihn Diem was assassinated in 
a military coup. 
1966 The Cuban Adjustment Act allows 123,000 Cubans to apply for 
 permanent residence in the U.S. 
1979 Joanna Chesimard, a black militant escaped from a New Jersey 
 prison, where she'd been serving a life sentence for the 1973 
 murder of a New Jersey state trooper. 
1984 Velma Barfield became the first woman to be executed in the U.S. 
 since 1962. She had been convicted of the poisoning death of her 
1986 American hostage David Jacobson was released after being held in 
 Lebanon for 17 months by Shiite Muslims kidnappers. 
1989 Carmen Fasanella retired after 68 years and 243 days of taxicab 
 service in Princeton, NJ. 
1992 Magic Johnson retired from the NBA again, this time for good because 
 of fear due to his HIV infection. 
1993 The U.S. Senate called for full disclosure of Senator Bob Packwood's 
 diaries in a sexual harassment probe. 
1995 The U.S. expelled Daiwa Bank Ltd. for allegedly covering up $1.1 billion 
 in trading losses. 
2001 The computer-animated movie "Monsters, Inc." opened. The film recorded 
 the best debut ever for an animated film and the 6th best of all time. 
2003 In the U.S., the Episcopal Church diocese consecrated the church's 
 first openly gay bishop.
2015  smiled.

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