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Today is Monday, November 9

Members of the city council in Iowa City, Iowa voted Monday 
to remove a veterans memorial that included a cross from 
a local park, and in turn, members of the community voted 
on Tuesday to remove those council members from office.

”We warned them multiple times if they let our town down. 
they WILL be voted out,” Allison Schmitz of Stop the Insanity 
posted online this week. “They didn’t listen, and look, 
the people have SPOKEN!”

The Mudslims haven't got a chance there, any more than to get
the crosses be to removed from Arlington.

Kudos to the people of Iowa !

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Texas robber arrested after getting stabbed with pumpkin carving knife Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 9, in 1906 U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt left for Panama to see the progress on the new canal. It was the first foreign trip by a U.S. president. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control. --- Denis Diderot (1713 - 1784) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Redneck Dickschonairy: Myth: Lesbian Moth ______________________________________________________ A granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with Nancy, and she decided to teach her to sew. After she had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, the granddaughter stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief: "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: That is Ship Island outside Gulfport, Mississippi ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Buford Boone, Dallas, Texas
Texas robber arrested after getting stabbed with pumpkin carving knife A Dallas-area father carving jack-o-lanterns with his 7-year-old daughter for Halloween stabbed a suspected car thief with a knife after the alleged criminal broke into their home, police said on Wednesday. The suspect stole a car from a nearby gas station on Tuesday evening, crashed it and then ran into a neighborhood to try to elude officers, said police in Arlington, west of Dallas. Brian Hackney told the local NBC TV affiliate he was carving pumpkins with his daughter when the suspect ran into his home and began rifling through his wife's purse. Hackney said he had a knife readily in hand, confronted the intruder and stabbed him in the back. A neighbor called the 911 emergency line while Hackney held down the intruder until police arrived. "I just went into protection mode," Hackney told the television station. "Ladies say 'mama bear,' but it was 'papa bear' here." The father and daughter were not injured in the incident. The suspect was taken to a local hospital for treatment, police said. The suspect, identified as Buford Boone, has been charged with car theft and robbery. No lawyer was listed on his arrest report. To avoid racial profiling there is no mug shot.
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_____________________________________________________ Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me. He used really bad language. He even threatened me!" "How did you meet this fellow?" her husband asked, very concerned. "Well," she says, "we met by accident. I ran into his wheelchair with the car." ___________________________________________________
trucks meet on hairpin curve
____________________________________________________ A Guy and his wife are riding two up on a bike along a twisty road with a 55MPH limit. A cop pulls them over. "Had you going about 70 in 55 back there," says the cop. "Not me," says the guy, "Could be your radar picked up someone else or something, but my speedometer was set right on 55." The wife pipes up, "You were to going 70. I've told you 20 miles back you were going to get stopped if you didn't slow down." "Quiet please!" mumbles the guy. "Can I see your proof of insurance?" asks the cop. "Sure, my card is right here in my wallet." The wife says, "That card's no good and you know it. You haven't paid the last premium and the company sent you a cancellation notice." "Damn," yells the guy. "Would you shut up for a minute?" "Ma'am," says the cop. "Does this guy always talk to you like this?" "Only when he's been drinking." ____________________________________________________ A father gave his teenage daughter an untrained pup for her birthday. An hour later, while wandering through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen floor. her comment was: "My pup runneth over." ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders >From Ed So my wife and I stayed at the Crescent Hotel high on the hill in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. We chose that venue because it's supposed to be haunted. Most evenings, the guests are either exploring the hotel for the dearly departed or are taking the weekend ghost tour again hoping to encounter a ghost. Truth be told, we booked lodging there for the same reason. With all this talk about ghosts in mind, we retired for the evening. Now I'm an older guy and relieving myself several times during the night had become much more commonplace than it was in my younger years. I was hoping that one good scare might have me evacuating my bladder enough to get me a modicum of uninterrupted sleep. I knew better but hope springs eternal. As expected, during the midnight hours I paid John a visit and turned to go back to bed. It was then that I actually saw a ghost! I screamed and stood there in fear not moving a muscle. A few minutes passed when I noticed that the ghost didn't move unless I did. It was at that point that I realized I was staring at myself in the door mirror. Noella ____________________________________________________
I had no idea most of these strange animals existed!

Today, November 9, in
1872 A fire destroyed about 800 buildings in Boston, MA. 
1906 U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt left for Panama to see 
 the progress on the new canal. It was the first foreign trip 
 by a U.S. president. 
1911 George Claude of Paris, France, applied for a patent 
 on neon advertising signs. 
1918 Germany's Kaiser Wilhelm II announced he would abdicate. 
 He then fled to the Netherlands. 
1923 In Munich, the Beer Hall Putsch was crushed by German troops 
 that were loyal to the democratic government. The event began the 
 evening before when Adolf Hitler took control of a beer hall 
full of Bavarian government leaders at gunpoint. 

1935 United Mine Workers president John L. Lewis and other 
 labor leaders formed the Committee for Industrial Organization. 
1938 Nazi troops and sympathizers destroyed and looted 7,500 
 Jewish businesses, burned 267 synagogues, killed 91 Jews, and 
 rounded up over 25,000 Jewish men in an event that became 
 known as Kristallnacht or "Night of Broken Glass." 
1961 Major Robert White flew an X-15 rocket plane at a world 
 record speed of 4,093 mph. 
1961 The Professional Golfer's Association (PGA) eliminated 
 its "caucasians only" rule. 
1963 In Japan, about 450 miners were killed in a coal-dust 
1963 In Japan, 160 people died in a train crash. 
1965 The great Northeast blackout occurred as several states 
 and parts of Canada were hit by a series of power failures 
lasting up to 13 1/2 hours. 
1967 A Saturn V rocket carrying an unmanned Apollo spacecraft 
 blasted off from Cape Kennedy on a successful test flight. 
1976 The U.N. General Assembly approved ten resolutions condemning 
 the apartheid government in South Africa. 
1979 The United Nations Security Council unanimously called upon 
 Iran to release all American hostages "without delay." Militants, 
 mostly students had taken 63 Americans hostage at the U.S. 
 embassy in Tehran, Iran, on November 4. 
1981 U.S. troops began arriving in Egypt for a three-week Rapid 
 Deployment Force excercise. Somalia, Sudan and Oman were also 
 involved in the operation. 
1981 The Internation Monetary Fund approved a $5.8 billion loan
 to India. It was the highest loan to date. 
1982 Sugar Ray Leonard retired from boxing. In 1984 Leonard came 
 out of retirement to fight one more time before becoming a boxing 
 commentator for NBC. 
1984 A bronze statue titled "Three Servicemen," by Frederick Hart, 
 was unveiled at the site of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in 
 Washington, DC. 
1989 Communist East Germany opened its borders, allowing its citizens 
 to travel freely to West Germany. 
1990 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev signed a non-aggression 
 treaty with Germany. 
1992 Russian President Boris Yeltsin, visiting London, appealed for 
 assistance in rescheduling his country's debt, and asked British 
 businesses to invest. 
1998 A federal judge in New York approved the richest antitrust 
 settlement in U.S. history. A leading brokerage firm was ordered 
 to pay $1.03 billion to investors who had sued over price-rigging 
 of Nasdaq stocks. 
2004 U.S. First Lady Laura Bush officially reopened Pennsylvania Avenue 
in front of the White House to pedestrians.
2015  smiled.

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