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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Chicago woman, who was arrested for Denny's pancake rage Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 15, in 1889 Brazil's monarchy was overthrown. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people. --- Arthur Schopenhauer Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. --- Orson Welles ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ When Little Johnny's family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked him how he liked the new place. "It's great!" he said. "I have my own room, Billy has his own room, and Betty-Sue has her own room. WE can have fun! But poor dad is still stuck in with mom." ______________________________________________________ A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?" Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll figure it out." "OK," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, ' Take fifty cents worth of ground beef '..." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to dad for this one: This one bloomed today ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Natasha West 27, Oak Lawn, Chicago, Illinois
Chicago woman, who was arrested for Denny's pancake rage Natasha West, 27, is facing assault and property damage charges after becoming unhinged when a Denny’s waitress explained that she was not allowed to share her $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special with her friends. West was dining Friday at a Denny’s in Oak Lawn, a Chicago suburb, when a server explained that the unlimited pancake offer was good for a single diner. This did not sit well with West, who claimed that she was apparently was under the impression that her $4 bought everyone at the table an unending pancake bounty. According to the Oak Lawn Police Department, West cursed at the waitress and threw several punches at the employee (though the blows did not land). West and her party then left Denny’s without paying their tab, but not before she repeatedly kicked a door on the way out. Pictured above, West was subsequently collared after Denny’s workers gave police a description of the car in which she and her pals fled. West was charged with assault and damage to property. One of West’s friends, Jerome Ivory, 31, was busted for providing police with false identification.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Wendy Re: Finally got Malwarebytes Dear Webby, Finally got Maleware Bytes downloaded and ran it. Found lots and lots of PUP's and one bad thing, but it wasn't that browser.e thing I wrote you about. Got rid of everything. Had lots of 'sharing' going on. Hope this took care of it. I remember Maleware bytes being free and all the time. This is only for 14 days trial. When did it change? Thanks for recommending this as I couldn't be sure superanti to work correctly, but will try to run it again when I restart my machine and will definitely run Maleware again befor the trial period is over Wendy Dear Wendy There is more to live than being a fanatic about free stuff. You should have learned that by now. All the stuff Malwarebytes cleaned out, had been attached to supposedly free stuff. Save your couch coins and by month end you can afford to buy MalWareBytes. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ An out-of-towner in New York decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Reusing Creamer Bottles with New Lids I go through the local recycling center at my mobile home park. I do this for two reasons. One is because people just don't read the numbers in the triangle and toss in those plastics we can't recycle in Douglas County anymore. The other is to save coffee and creamer containers, and all others that I can use for food storage. Once washed, they are perfect for keeping critters out. So today's tip is that sometimes, you can still use something even though the lid is missing. I find these creamer bottles without the tops and replace them with juice container lids. Still useful, clear and ready to fill with things like: rice beans soup mixes pasta candies staples like flour or pancake mixes and more I love the fact that they are clear and easy to see. I hope this helps! By Sandi/Poor But Proud [451] ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Gene took his beat-up pickup truck to the insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection. The receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few simple questions, she breezed through the chore. Then she asked, "What are the age and make of the vehicle?" Gene replied, "It's a '65 Ford." Apologetic about its des- perate condition, he added, "It's an old fossil." Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her computer and frowned. "Is there a problem?" asked Gene. "Hmmm," she explained, "the computer won't accept Ford Fossil." ____________________________________________________ Overheard.... Women don't need conventional tools around the house, we'll use anything that's handy. But when pounding a nail, don't use a shoe - shoes cost $40 a pair. A package of frozen hamburgers costs $3 and you are a lot less likely to miss the nail and whack your hand. Use the hamburger. ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders Back in the '70s I had a part-time job working in ER for Barnes Hospital in St. Louis. After a few months they transferred me to McMillan ER where ENTs were handled (Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat). It wasn't as busy, so I was pretty much by myself when a patient came. My job was to take them upstairs to the doctor. There was no triage there at that time. Most of our cases were either a sore throat or something stuck in their eye. One night a sore throat came in, I filled out the paperwork and just as I got ready to take them upstairs, I guy came in holding his eye. I told him I would be back shortly, he nodded okay. A few minutes later, I returned and the man was gone. I soon found out why. He'd gotten up to get a drink of water and fainted. Someone found him and it turned out he actually had been shot in the eye. I just hoped my apology and flowers the next day helped. Noella ____________________________________________________ Stay away from these hybrids!

Today, November 15, in
1777 The Continental Congress approved the Articles of Confederation
1806 Explorer Zebulon Pike spotted the mountaintop that became known 
 as Pikes Peak. 
1864 Union Gen. William T. Sherman and his troops began their 
 "March to the Sea" during the U.S. Civil War. 
1867 the first stock ticker was unveiled in New York City. 
1889 Brazil's monarchy was overthrown. 
1901 Miller Reese patented an electrical hearing aid. 
1940 The first 75,000 men were called to Armed Forces duty under 
 peacetime conscription. 
1965 The Soviet probe, Venera 3, was launched from Baikonur, Kazakhstan. 
 On March 1, 1966, it became the first unmanned spacecraft to reach 
 the surface of another planet when it crashed on Venus. 
1966 The flight of Gemini 12 ended successfully as astronauts 
 James A. Lovell and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin Jr. splashed down safely 
 in the Atlantic Ocean. 
1969 In Washington, DC, a quarter of a million Democrat protesters 
 staged a demonstration against the Vietnam War. 
1985 Britain and Ireland signed an accord giving Dublin an official 
 consultative role in governing Northern Ireland. 
1986 A government tribunal in Nicaragua convicted American Eugene 
 Hasenfus of charges related to his role in delivering arms to 
 Contra rebels. He was sentenced to 30 years in prison and was 
 pardoned a month later. 
1986 Ivan F. Boesky, reputed to be the highest-paid person on Wall 
 Street, faced penalties of $100 million for insider stock trading. 
 It was the highest penalty ever imposed by the SEC. 
1992 Richard Petty drove in the final race of his 35-year career. 
1993 A judge in Mineola, NY, sentenced Joey Buttafuoco to six months 
 in jail for the statutory rape of Amy Fisher. Fisher was serving a 
 prison sentence for shooting and wounding Buttafuoco's wife, Mary Jo. 
1995 Texaco agreed to pay $176 million to settle a 
 race-discrimination lawsuit. 
1999 Representatives from China and the United States signed a major 
 trade agreement that involved China's membership in the World Trade 
 Organization (WTO). 
2000 Three police officers from the Rampart division of the Los Angeles 
 police department were convicted on several counts of conspiracy to 
 obstruct justice. One other officer was acquitted. The case was the 
 first major case against the anti-gang unit. 
2006 Andy Warhol's painting of Communist Party Chairman Mao Zedong 
 sold for $17.4 million. At the same auction "Orange Marilyn" sold 
 for $16.2 million and "Sixteen Jackies" sold for $15.6 million.
2015  smiled.

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