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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Utah man upset at missing his child's birth called in bomb threat. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 20, in 1942 The Alaska Highway across Canada was formally opened. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. --- Robert Anton Wilson I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. --- Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand. I have had a terrible fight with the old devil all week." Whereupon her husband, who was sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all the devil's fault; she's not that easy to get along with either on some days." ______________________________________________________ Sad, but unfortunately aparently true: From the Florida News Network: Hugh Friday, a teacher at Forest Hill High School, ran a stop sign and was pulled over. After receiving a ticket, Friday who is supposed to be a role model to the teenagers in the school, pulled up to the stop sign, stood up in the front seat of his car, looked in an exaggerated and prolonged gaze in both directions for others cars, and immediately received another ticket for "obstructing a roadway." He was convicted on both charges. ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Michael Morlang, 26, in jail in Idaho
Utah man upset at missing his child's birth calls in bomb threat. A Utah man accused of calling in a hospital bomb threat because he was upset he couldn't attend his child's birth is now being charged in federal court. Michael Morlang was indicted Wednesday and faces up to 10 years if convicted, the U.S. Attorney's Office in Utah said in a news release. The threat led to an evacuation and lockdown on Sept. 17 at a hospital in the small central Utah city of Richfield. His wife and her father told investigators the day of the incident that Morlang made the bomb threat because he was angry about not being there for the birth, show court documents from state charges filed earlier this year. The woman's father also told investigators that Morlang was upset because he heard his wife was going to have a procedure to prevent having more pregnancies. A nurse told police she spoke with Morlang, and that he was "extremely upset that they were going forward with the birth" while he was still in Idaho. Morlang acted like he didn't know of a threat when reached by phone that day while on a bus back to Idaho, Richfield City police investigators said in court documents. They weren't able to connect with him after that. Morlang is custody in Idaho on unrelated crime. It's not clear if he has an attorney. The Utah state charge filed in September against Morlang, one count of threat of terrorism, are being dismissed now that the federal government is pursuing charges, said U.S. Attorney's Office spokeswoman Melodie Rydalch.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Lesley Re: Recipes without ads Dear Webby, Whenever you show a recipe from Thriftyfun, you got just the recipe without the pesky ads they spit into the middle of theirs. When I try to copy one, I always get the silly ads, that don't work anyway after copying. What is your secret? Lesley Dear Lesley No secret, just effort. I use NoteTab for all text editing, including the Humor Letter. I copy the heading, for example the name of the recipe, paste it into the text and click on the B to bold it. Then I copy the recipe as far as the first ad, ALT TAB to the text, CTRL V to paste it, ALT TAB back to the recipe. Then I highlight the next portion down to the next ad, copy, ALT TAB, paste. And so on. No secret, just tedious effort. DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Morris and Harry were both fanatics about deep sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips, and tell the other big lies about the number, and sizes of the fish they caught. So Morris comes back from his latest fishing trip, and tells Harry, "You wouldn't believe, but in the Bahamas I caught a 500 pound herring." Harry says, "That's nothing, last time I fished in the Bahamas, I pulled up an old lantern from a sunken Spanish ship -- and da candle was still burning!" They both looked at each other, knowing that the other was lying. Finally, Harry said to Morris, "Look Morris, if you take 499 pounds off your herring . . . I'll blow out my candle!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Perfume Dirty Laundry with Orange Peels I am moving from a house to an apartment. All is chaos. I just discovered I confused the laundry basket with the trash - only once. I found that the dirty clothes smelled great thanks to the dried out orange peel. By Joan F. [1] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ The teenage beauty was telling a friend that she was really worried about her mother. The friend inquired as to the reason for her worrying. She informed her friend that her mom was always fatigued from staying up all night long. Her friend said, " At her age, that's not good at all. Why is she staying up all night?" "She's waiting for me to come home." ___________________________________________________
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how to trick your dog into taking a pill ____________________________________________________ Wendy was in the kitchen one day, trying to reach the baking powder on the top shelf of a cabinet. Being only five feet tall, Wendy had to stretch, but still couldn't grab the box. Fortunately, her husband was six-feet-tall so she called him to help. "Hey, James!" Wendy yelled , who was in the living room. "Will you get your tallness in here and get this for me?" "Sure, Honey," James remarked as he bounded into the kitchen. "But next time, I'd prefer the title 'Your Highness.'" ____________________________________________________ One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?" The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?" She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!" To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $1000 to the building fund...." To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just waddled in!" ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders I'm all out of blunders right now. I'm sorry. Maybe you could print my suggestion for others to send in theirs? Noella ____________________________________________________
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Today, November 21, in
1620 The Mayflower reached Provincetown, MA. The ship discharged 
 the Pilgrims at Plymouth, MA, on December 26, 1620. 
1783 The first successful flight was made in a hot air balloon. 
 The pilots, Francois Pilatre de Rosier and Francois Laurent, 
 Marquis d'Arlandes, flew for 25 minutes and 5 miles over Paris. 
1871 M.F. Galethe patented the cigar lighter. 
1877 Thomas A. Edison announced the invention of his phonograph. 
1929 Spanish surrealist Salvador Dali had his first art exhibit. 
1942 The Alaska Highway across Canada was formally opened. 
1962 U.S. President Kennedy terminated the quarantine measures 
 against Cuba. 
1973 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon's attorney, J. Fred Buzhardt, 
 announced the presence of an 18-minute gap in one of the White 
 House tape recordings related to the Watergate case. 
1979 The U.S. Embassy in Islamabad, Pakistan, was attacked by a 
 mob that set the building afire and killed two Americans. 
1980 87 people died in a fire at the MGM Grand Hotel-Casino in 
 Las Vegas, NV. 
1987 An eight-day siege began at a detention center in Oakdale, 
 LA, as Cuban detainees seized the facility and took hostages. 
1992 U.S. Senator Bob Packwood, issued an apology but refused 
 to discuss allegations that he'd made unwelcome sexual 
 advances toward 10 women in past years. 
1994 NATO warplanes bombed an air base in Serb-held Croatia that 
 was being used by Serb planes to raid the Bosnian 
 "safe area" of Bihac. 
1995 France detonated its fourth underground nuclear blast at a 
 test site in the South Pacific. 
1999 China announced that it had test-launched an unmanned space 
 capsule that was designed for manned spaceflight. 
2000 The Florida Supreme Court granted Al Gore's request to keep 
 the presidential recounts going. 
2001 Microsoft Corp. proposed giving $1 billion in computers, 
 software, training and cash to more than 12,500 of the poorest 
 schools in the U.S. The offer was intended as part of a deal to 
 settle most of the company's private antitrust lawsuits. 
2002 NATO invited Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Bulgaria, Romania, 
 Slovakia and Slovenia to become members. 
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