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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Drunk NYC real estatebroker steals taxi. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 22, in 1718 English pirate Edward Teach (a.k.a. "Blackbeard") was killed during a battle off the coast of North Carolina. British soldiers cornered him aboard his ship and killed him. He was shot and stabbed more than 25 times. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. --- Josh Billings Women only have two complaints. Nothing to wear, and not enough closet space for it." --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 40 years of marriage. During the celebration a fairy appeared! "Because you have been such a loving couple all those years, I would like to give you each one wish." The wife quickly chimed in, "I want to travel around the world." The fairy waved her wand and, POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and, POOF! He was 90. ______________________________________________________ While at a government office, a voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work properly in case of emergency. Whenever there is a telphone outage, the speaker system will automatically take over for all inter-office communication. When the phones are off and the speakers are on, please do not relay any confidential information." Then the voice added: "If you are unable to hear this announcement, please phone the help desk." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ >Reported by Wayne An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kinga Tabares, 27, NYC NY
NYC real estate broker was so drunk she allegedly stole a NYC taxi cab and went for a wild ride. This NY real estate broker was so drunk and wild the cab driver drove straight to the closet NYPD station to have them help him deal with her. It's a NY city cab driver who did this. They see the best and the worst of NYC, so for this cab driver to drive straight to the police station just shows how much of a drunken mess this 27 year old woman must have been. When he went into the station to get the cops, she jumped in the drivers seat and ttook off in his taxi. When the cops find her she's in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan throwing up out of the drivers window. Drinking too much is not a good look, especially for a Douglas Elliman real estate broker, no matter how cute a hypnotist she is. Stealing a cab and drunk driving will hopefully get her some time to sober up and settle down.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bonnie Re: Clean ads from recipes Dear Webby, About those recipes - I copy lots from Thrifty Fun too, and other sites with ads, and I have no clue what you just advised to avoid them. What I do is just copy everything & paste it somewhere, then just go through it & delete everything I don't want. Pictures go with one right click & delete, other stuff may have to be highlighted but it works for me. Bonnie in NH Dear Bonnie Great idea and a lot faster than I had been doing it. I will upgrade to doing it your way right now! Have FUN DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A wealthy old man looked around the table at his two sons and five daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. "Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh. "Kids, when I was busy getting us securely established, were a nuisance, but grandchildren would be a pleasure, now that I would have time for them. I'll give a million dollars to the first kid who presents me with a little one to bounce on my knee. Now, let's say grace." ... When the old man lifted his eyes again, his wife was the only other person at the table. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Magic Lampshade This is a way to create an easy and fun, magic lampshade customized by you! Approximate Time: approximately 10 minutes Supplies: white lampshade black Sharpie pen Steps: Take a white lampshade and draw anything you want inside with a black Sharpie pen. You can look on the internet or books for ideas. Shadow puppet images are helpful. I chose Mary Poppins. I drew it free hand in case sketching would be visible. As a result I don't know if sketches will show. Turn the light on and, voila, surprise! There you are - Mary Poppins. Entertain your friends and family, or just sit back and enjoy your creation. :) By KIM HOGGAN [18] If you don't like drawing, you can cut out suitable pictures and glue them to the inside of the lamp shade. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ When a young man left his dorm and moved into an apartment, he went shopping for cleaning equipment. His cart was loaded with a broom, mop, dust-pan, sponges and a full array of cleaning products. At the last minute he topped off his cart with a lone food purchase -- a large bag of potato chips. After surveying all the stuff he piled onto the check-out conveyor, the check-out clerk remarked: "If you ever want to experiment with spaghetti, you better get some professional help!" ___________________________________________________
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Today, November 22, in
1699 A treaty was signed by Denmark, Russia, Saxony and Poland 
 for the partitioning of the Swedish Empire. 
1718 English pirate Edward Teach (a.k.a. "Blackbeard") was killed 
 during a battle off the coast of North Carolina. British 
 soldiers cornered him aboard his ship and killed him. He was 
 shot and stabbed more than 25 times. 
1899 The Marconi Wireless Company of America was incorporated
1906 The International Radio Telegraphic Convention in Berlin adopted 
 the SOS distress signal. 
1928 In Paris, "Bolero" by Maurice Ravel was first performed publicly. 
1935 The first trans-Pacific airmail flight began in Alameda, CA, when 
 the flying boat known as the China Clipper left for Manila. The craft 
 was carrying over 110,000 pieces of mail. 
1942 During World War II, the Battle of Stalingrad began. 
1963 U.S. President Kennedy was assassinated while riding in a motorcade 
 in Dallas, TX. Texas Governor John B. Connally was also seriously 
 wounded. Vice-President Lyndon B. Johnson was inaugurated as the 
 36th U.S. President. 
1967 The U.N. Security Council approved resolution 242. The resolution 
 called for Israel to withdraw from territories it had captured in 
 1967 and called on adversaries to recognize Israel's right to exist. 
1972 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon lifted a ban on American travel 
 to Cuba. The ban had been put in place on February 8, 1963. 
1975 Juan Carlos I was proclaimed King of Spain upon the death of 
 Gen. Francisco Franco. 
1975 "Dr. Zhivago" appeared on TV for the first time. NBC paid 
 $4 million for the broadcast rights. 
1977 Regular passenger service on the Concorde began between 
 New York and Europe. 
1983 The Bundestag approved NATO's plan to deploy new U.S. 
 nuclear missiles in West Germany. 
1985 38,648 immigrants became citizens of the United States. 
 It was the largest swearing-in ceremony. 
1986 An Iranian surface-to-surface missile hit a residential 
 area in the Iraqi capital of Baghdad, wounding 20 civilians. 
1986 Attorney Generel Meese's office discovered a memo in Colonel 
 Oliver North's office that included an amount of money to be 
 sent to the Contras from the profits of weapons sales to Iran. 
1986 Mike Tyson became the youngest to wear the world heavyweight-
 boxing crown. He was only 20 years and 4 months old. 
1988 The South African government announced it had joined Cuba 
 and Angola in endorsing a plan to remove Cuban troops from Angola. 
1989 Rene Moawad, the president of Lebanon, was assassinated less 
 than three weeks after taking office by a bomb that exploded 
 next to his motorcade in West Beirut. 
1990 U.S. President George H.W. Bush, his wife, Barbara
 shared Thanksgiving dinner with U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia. 
1993 Mexico's Senate overwhelmingly approved the North American 
 Free Trade Agreement. 
1994 Inside the District of Columbia's police headquarters a 
 gunman opened fire. Two FBI agents, a city detective and the 
 gunman were killed in the gun battle. 
1994 In northwest Bosnia, Serb fighters set villages on fire 
 in response to a retaliatory air strikes by NATO. 
1998 CBS's "60 Minutes" aired a tape of Jack Kevorkian giving 
 lethal drugs in an assisted suicide of a terminally ill patient. 
 Kevorkian was later sentenced to 25 years in prison for 
 second-degree murder. 
2005 Angela Merkel was elected as Germany's first female chancellor. 
2005 Microsoft's XBOX 360 went on sale. 
2013 The discovery of Siats meekerorum was announced. The dinosaur 
 skeleton, more than 30 feet long, was found in eastern Utah. 
2015  smiled.

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