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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a drunk Florida woman arrested in a grease dumpster Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, November 23, in 1889 The first jukebox made its debut in San Francisco, at the Palais Royale Saloon. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ It's kind of fun to do the impossible. --- Walt Disney (1901 - 1966) Man is the only animal that goes to sleep when he's not sleepy and gets up when he is. --- Dave Gneiser ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing him the coats. "This time you put the children into their coats, and I'll go outside and honk the horn." ______________________________________________________ An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. "For instance," he said, "some whales can communicate at a distance of three hundred miles." A sarcastic member of the group asked, "What on earth would one whale say to another, three hundred miles away?" "I'm not absolutely sure," answered the expert, "but it sounds something like 'Heeeeeeey! Can you hear me nowwww?'!" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ >Reported by Wayne An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Anna Marzita Shinkle, 54, Fort Myers, Florida
Drunk Florida woman falls asleep in grease dumpster Anna Marzita Shinkle is charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after falling asleep at the Lani Kai Island Resort's grease dumpster just before 2 a.m. Saturday, according to an Lee County Sheriff's Office report. "The female was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles," the report states. The deputy woke her up, told her he was a deputy sheriff and that the fire department was also there to help her. She responded "by stating 'go **** yourself'...then continuously stuck her middle finger up at him." and he said it didn't end there adding "she was going to cut us and **** us up." "The fire department attempted to assist the woman, but she held onto the grease dumpster making it extremely difficult to remove her." According to the report, deputies and firefighters, "warned the female that if she did not comply she would be tased... as soon as the female threatened us again and took an aggressive fighting stance, I tased the female." She then complied with officers, was transported to Health Park hospital "to have the taser probes removed" and went to jail. Shinkle is out on bond and scheduled to appear in court next month.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Re: no Question Dear Webby, No Answer DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Later, it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Easily Remove Grease from Ground Beef Whenever I browned hamburger meat for tacos, spaghetti, or whatever, I used to take the meat out of the pan, transfer it to a strainer to drain the grease and then return it to the pan to finish cooking. I have found an easier way to handle the excess grease without all the work. This is so much easier and less mess to clean up. Just brown the meat, tilt the frying pan so the grease drains to one side. Take a couple of paper towels and soak up the grease, the more grease there is the more paper towels need to be used. Remove the grease soaked paper towels and discard on a paper plate or some other type of container. Then toss the paper towels in the trash. I use this method all the time now and it's so much easier. By Ida Claire [5] Have FUN! DearWebby Instead of wasting paper towels and burning my fingers I use a plate to hold back the meat, and let the grease drain into a low, empty can, that I give to the birds. Especially in winter they love grease and crumbs. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence, a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asked, "Reverend, you're a man of God, can't you do something about this storm?" And the minister said, "Lady, I'm in sales, not in tech support." ___________________________________________________
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Air New Zealand safety video ____________________________________________________ A woman was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her. Suddenly, she spotted a gas station looming ahead. She screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies' room. Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out. The three cops were standing there waiting for her. Without batting an eye, she said coyly, "I'll bet none of you thought I would make it." ____________________________________________________ As the bus pulled away, Cindy realized she had left her purse under the seat. She called the company and was relieved that the driver had found it. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded her. One man handed her her empty purse, four typewritten pages and a bushel box containing the contents of her purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there." As she started to put her belongings back into the purse, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it." ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders Thanks to Shantell for her blunder submission: I usually fall asleep listening to the sound of thunderstorms and rain. It's an app on my Kindle. One night I got sooo caught up in the sound I got up and covered myself because I thought I was getting wet from the rain. (Bear in mind it was an app playing) Shantell Noella ____________________________________________________
Amazing never seen before creatures from the deep.

Today, November 23, in
1765 Frederick County, MD, repudiated the British Stamp Act. 
1835 Henry Burden patented the horseshoe manufacturing machine. 
1889 The first jukebox made its debut in San Francisco, at 
 the Palais Royale Saloon. 
1890 Princess Wilhelmina became Queen of the Netherlands at 
 the age of 10 when her father William III died. 
1943 During World War II, U.S. forces seized control of 
 Tarawa and Makin from the Japanese during the Central Pacific 
 offensive in the Gilbert Islands. 
1945 The U.S. wartime rationing of most foods ended. 
1948 Dr. Frank G. Back patented the "Zoomar" lens. 
1946 Mound Metalcraft changed its name to Tonka Toys Inc. 
1961 The Dominican Republic changed the name of its capital 
 from Ciudad Trujillo to Santo Domingo. 
1971 The People's Republic of China was seated in the United 
 Nations Security Council. 
1979 In Dublin, Ireland, Thomas McMahon was sentenced to life 
 imprisonment for the assassination of Earl Mountbatten. 
1980 In southern Italy, approximately 4,800 people were killed 
 in a series of earthquakes. 
1983 The first Pershing II missiles were deployed in West 
 Germany. In response, the U.S.S.R. broke off International 
 Nuclear Forces (INF) talks in Geneva. 
1985 Larry Wu-tai Chin, a retired CIA analyst, was arrested 
 and accused of spying for China. He committed suicide a year 
 after his conviction. 
1985 Gunmen hijacked an Egyptian jetliner en route from Athens 
 to Cairo. The plane was forced to land in Malta. 
1988 Wayne Gretzky scored his 600th National Hockey League goal. 
1989 Lucia Barrera de Cerna, a housekeeper who claimed she had 
 witnessed the slaying of six Jesuit priests and two other 
 people at the Jose Simeon Canas University in El Salvador, 
 was flown to the U.S. 
1998 Dennis Rodman filed for an annulment from Carmen Electra. 
 The two had been married on November 14, 1998. 
1998 The tobacco industry signed the biggest U.S. civil settlement. 
 It was a $206-billion deal to resolve remaining state claims 
 for treating sick smokers. 
1998 A U.S. federal judge rejected a Virginia county's effort to 
 block pornography on library computer calling the attempt 
2010 North Korea shelled Yeonpyeong Island. 
2015  smiled.

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