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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a
Tennessee teacher, who was arrested for having sex with
a student half her age for about 5 months.
Details at Boneheads
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Today, November 27, in
1889 Curtis P. Brady was issued the first permit to drive 
 an automobile through Central Park in New York City. 
More of what happened on this day in history at History
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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise 
relationship to the size of his paycheck.
--- Adam Clayton Powell Jr. (1908 - 1972)

"A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good,
but for neglecting his neighbor's."
--- Richard Whately

"When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging;
when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive,
it's called hospitality."
--- Al Capone (1899-1947)
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Sue has the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf!
All she has to do is mention it to her husband and he says,
"Let's eat out!"
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit
filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing
from the section through which the railroad passed. The
rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the
peace in the back room of the general store. The attorney for
the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get
him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job,
and finally, even though the rancher insisted that a prize bull
was worth five times what an ordinary bull is worth, he agreed
to be satisfied with just half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check
and cashed it in at the store, the young lawyer couldn't resist
gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher,
"You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over
on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer
was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train
went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one single
witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied,
"Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about
winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home
this morning."
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>Reported by Wayne

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by


Serena Rae Milan
28,
Knoxville,
Tennessee



Tennessee teacher arrested on sex abuse charges

A Knox County teacher was arrested on sexual abuse charges 
involving a 14 year old student.

News outlets report 28-year-old Serena Rae Milan turned 
herself in to authorities Wednesday at the Roger D. Wilson 
Detention Facility. A presentment shows she faces multiple 
charges including statutory rape by an authority figure, 
solicitation of a minor, sexual exploitation of a minor 
and sexual activity involving a minor. She worked at 
Northwest Middle School and resigned in July.

The presentment alleges Milan repeatedly engaged in various 
sexual acts with a 14-year-old student from February to July.

In a statement, defense attorney Gregory Isaacs says Milan 
"intends to accept responsibility for her actions while a 
teacher in the Knox County Schools system."
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Tech Support Pits
From: Walter, the Stonecarver
Re: Verizon > AOL
Dear Webby,
Tell the subscribers if they have a Verizon address,
they will need to convert it to an AOL address by spring.
Walter

Dear Walter
Considering the dumb stuff they are known for, it is not 
really a surprise.
Your link to Verizon Email explains it all.

There has been an update to that:
You can continue to use your Verizon address, 
but you have to register with AOL and use their email 
system.

Thanks to Walter for this alert!

Have FUN!
DearWebby
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One of my first evenings back from a business trip, my girl's
understanding parents left us alone in the living room.
Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I
noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the
top of the stairway.

I told her: "If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give
you a quarter."

Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but
soon was back again.
"Here is a dollar," she said. "I wanna watch."

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Best Bacon Brussels Sprouts

The reason why the word "best" is in the recipe is because 
this dish always converts the brussels sprouts naysayers 
by first bite. Deconstructing the sprout by serving it in 
loose leaf form helps those who compare the little vegetable 
to "mushy alien heads." Mushy alien heads? Yes! That's what 
I called them for 28 years! Now, cooked properly, I absolutely 
adore them. And guess what? This recipe has only three 
ingredients and takes 10 minutes to make. I have served this 
at Thanksgiving dinner numerous times and even the little 
ones loved it. Give it a shot!
Approximate Time: 10 minutes
Yield: 4 sides
Ingredients:
6 large brussels sprouts (or 8 mediums)
2 strips of bacon
5 walnuts
salt, pepper, and optional sprinkle of sugar to taste
Best Bacon Brussels Sprouts
 
Steps:
Cut little cone/triangle shapes from the bottoms of the sprouts.
Pull off the individual leaves off sprouts and collect in bowl/plate.
Chop bacon into tiny cubes and render in a pan on medium heat 
until crispy.
Remove bacon from pan and let rest on paper towel. Leave bacon 
drippings in pan and add brussels sprouts leaves. Cook for 
about 5 minutes.
If you like your brussels sprouts on the softer, more wilted 
side, add a teaspoon of water to the pan and cover with lid, 
cook for an extra minute. I like mine crispy so I don't 
really do this ;)
Chop nuts and add to sprouts. Stir well, add bacon back in. 
Season with salt and pepper to taste. You wont need much 
because of the bacon. Sprinkle in a tiny bit of sugar to 
pull out the caramelized notes, if you like. I do! 
Serve up and enjoy!

By attosa [139]


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Ophelia Dingbatter's News

No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. 
Read it on line or subscribe. If you subscribe, 
look for the double opt-in confirmation request. 
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There was this bank where the employees went on strike
leaving the bank officers to do the teller's tasks. While
the strike was on, Jane called the bank, and asked
if they were open. They told her they had two windows open
upstairs in the office area.

Then Jane asked, . . . "I'm afraid of heights, couldn't you
just let me in though the back door?"

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power like you've never seen!


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The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the
defendant in this case?"

"No sir, your honor, sir," replied Jill, "I've got a lawyer 
to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it."

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Sam and Greg, two guys who both could play Santa without
having to use a pillow to ensure their circumference is close to
the same as their height, are in a pub.

Sam indicating his empty glass, says to Greg, "Your round."

Sam looks Greg in the eye and says, "So are you, Buddy !"

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Noella's Blunders
Thank you to Bonnie in Candia for her blunder:

Some years ago I was trying, to remove a label from a 
3-liter bottle of cola.  As I had done so many times before, 
I used a very sharp razor blade knife to carefully cut the 
label. Uh oh! Not careful enough. The bottle exploded. 
In my kitchen. All OVER my kitchen. Including an open 
silverware drawer. And the ceiling. The first thing I did 
was cry. Then I got busy. Real busy. It took me three hours 
to clean the entire mess, all the while thanking all the angels 
that it was DIET cola and not sticky. I probably don't need 
to say that I never, ever tried to do that again!

Noella

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The steam from a steam iron set to max and a plastic
scraper work very well to get the labels off, 
even on ancient jam jars.
DearWebby
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An amazing Origami artist. Since I have 
chickens I especially like the rooster.





Today, November 27, in
1701 Anders Celsius was born in Sweden. 
1889 Curtis P. Brady was issued the first permit to drive 
 an automobile through Central Park in New York City. 
1910 New York's Pennsylvania Station opened. 
1934 The U.S. bank robber George "Baby Face" Nelson was 
 killed by FBI agents near Barrington, IL. 
1978 San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and City Supervisor 
 Harvey Milk, a gay-rights activist, were shot to death inside 
 City Hall by Dan White, a former supervisor. 
1983 183 people were killed when a Colombian Avianca Airlines 
 Boeing 747 crashed near Barajas airport in Madrid. 
1985 The British House of Commons approved the Anglo-Irish 
 accord giving Dublin a consulting role in the governing of 
 British-ruled Northern Ireland. 
1989 107 people were killed when a bomb destroyed a Colombian 
 jetliner minutes after the plane had taken off from Bogota's 
 international airport. Police blamed the incident on drug 
 traffickers. 
1992 In Venezuela, rebel forces tried but failed to overthrow 
 President Carlos Andres Perez for the second time in ten months. 
2008 The ocean liner Queen Elizabeth 2 (QE2) was taken out of 
 service after more than 30 years. The ship was launched on 
 September 20, 1967. 
2015  smiled.

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