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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Mississippi man is accused in Louisiana of killing his father and stabbing his mother because they ordered fast food and didn't get any for him. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 2, in 1804 Napoleon was crowned emperor of France in Paris. More of what happened on this day in history at History ______________________________________________________ Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Doc Smith placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," he instructed her. "Yeth, they uthed to be," remorsed the patient. ______________________________________________________ Teacher: If you had $1.00 and you asked your father for another,how many dollars would you have. Little Johnny: "I would have $1.00!" Teacher: "You don't know your arithmetic." Little Johnny: "You don't know my father!" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: Lutheran Church Freistadt MO ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ >Reported by Moe An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Ronald Pritchett, 19, Huron, California
Mississippi man is accused in Louisiana of killing his father and stabbing his mother because they ordered fast food and didn't get any for him Jefferson Parish spokesman John Fortunato said Ronald Pritchett, 32, faces charges of second-degree murder, attempted second-degree murder and auto theft. Sheriff Danny Rigel, of Lamar County, Mississippi, said Pritchett was arrested Thursday at a relative's home near the town of Purvis and has waived extradition to Louisiana. Fortunato said Percival Pritchett, 58, and his wife, Renitta Pritchett, 57, were stabbed Wednesday at their home in unincorporated Gretna. University Medical Center spokeswoman Aleis Tusa said Renitta Pritchett was released after treatment.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Shirley Re: Go back to Windows 7 Dear Webby, Don't know if you can help me or not. I upgraded to Windows 10 and now can't find all of my favorites that I had saved so that I could just click on the yellow star and the list would show up and I could click on what I was looking for. I saw the yellow star once and have not been able to find it again. The task bar also does not show up. Can I uninstall Windows 10 and go back to Windows 7? Thank you Shirley Dear Shirley If you have changed to Windows 10 less than a month ago, then you can go back to Windows 7. Just follow the instructions at UNinstall W10 If you are beyond the 30 day grace period, you can try Classic Shell from Classic Shell and just change the look and feel back to W7. Have FUN! DearWebby Dear Webby, Thank you so much, Webby. I was able to reinstall Windows 7. Is working perfectly. Shirley _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A keynote speaker at a convention came to the podium, shuffled his notes, scanned his audience to make eye contact, and said, thoughtfully: "Where to begin? Where to begin?" A voice in the crowded hall yelled: "As close to the end as possible!!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Streak Free Hardwood Floors I moved into a house where I have real hardwood floors. My old house had laminate and I've tried everything a steam mop, a steam vacuum mop, the regular mop by hand method, and I always had streaky laminate floors. With the new house and hardwood, which is about 11 years old, I was determined to find a way to have streak free floors. I have tried many combinations of natural solutions different mops and always end up non-streak free but today I realize there's only one solution to the problem no matter what cleaning products you want to use. The first step is to vacuum or sweep. Then fill a bucket 1/4 full, with; warm water 1 cup white vinegar 3 drops "drops" of dish soap, drop the soap into still water to avoid suds Next, using a mop start with a small section. Here's the trick, immediately throw an absorbent clean towl down and using the mop wipe the floor dry. Continue in sections. Remember you may have to get extra towels as they get too damp. The problem that we're having with the streaks is the water is drying in place and leaving a watermark, so if you wipe the excess water immediately ya got a beautiful shine. By Justjenn [1] Too tedious for me. I use hot water and a squirt of dish soap, and a heavy string mop. Square tip, not the cutesy yacht mop tip. After sweeping with a Microfiber dustmop, I dunk the wet mop and squeeze excess water out, and mop the floor. Since it is only damp, not sloppy after I squeezed it, it does not leave streaks. If your dish soap does not leave streaks on glasses, then it won't leave streaks after damp mopping. The only challenge is to find the heavy, thick yarn, square tipped wet mops unless you go to a janitorial supply store. Yep, that is what the professionals use. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes near the island and the sailor gets out and greets the stranded man. After awhile the sailor asks, "What are those three huts you have here?" "Well, that's my house there." "What's that next hut?" asks the sailor. "I built that hut to be my church." "What about the other hut?" "Oh, that's where I used to go to church." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ After the lecture, the speaker invited questions from the floor. "I'll hear first from the blonde lady in the front row," he announced but there was no response. Finally realizing all eyes were on her, the blonde lady spoke up. "I didn't know you meant me. I've only been a blonde since yesterday." ____________________________________________________ A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they a come a together. I come again. Two asses, they come a together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola da down lady," said the man. Imma just tella my friend, da bishop, how to spella Mississippi." ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders When you've made your brother mad at you and he's pouring water on you from the top bunk, if it's warm, you might want to double check exactly where it's coming from Noella ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 2, in
1804 Napoleon was crowned emperor of France in Paris. 
1823 U.S. President James Monroe outlined his doctrine opposing 
 European expansion in the Western Hemisphere. 
1901 Gillette patented the KC Gillette Razor. It was first razor 
 to feature a permanent handle and disposable double-edge razor 
1917 During World War I, hostilities were suspended on the 
 eastern front. 
1927 The Ford Motor Company unveiled the Model A automobile. It 
 was the successor to the Model T. 
1939 New York's La Guardia Airport began operations
1942 A self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction was demonstrated 
 by Dr. Enrico Fermi and his staff at the University of Chicago. 
1954 The U.S. Senate voted to condemn Sen. Joseph R. McCarthy for 
 what it called "conduct that tends to bring the Senate into 
 dishonor and disrepute." The censure was related to McCarthy's 
 controversial investigation of suspected communists in the U.S. 
 government, military and civilian society. 
1961 Cuban leader Fidel Castro declared in a nationally broadcast 
 speech that he was a Marxist-Leninist and that he was going to 
 lead Cuba to communism. 
1969 The Boeing 747 jumbo jet got its first public preview as 
 191 people flew from Seattle, WA, to New York City, NY. Most of 
 the passengers were reporters and photographers. 
1970 The Environmental Protection Agency began operations. 
1982 Doctors at the University of Utah implanted a permanent 
 artificial heart in the chest of retired dentist Barney Clark. 
 He lived 112 days with the device. The operation was the first 
 of its kind. 
1988 Benazir Bhutto was sworn in as prime minister of Pakistan. 
1989 V.P. Singh was sworn in as prime minister of India. 
1990 The Midwest section of the U.S. prepared for a massive 
 earthquake predicted by Iben Browning. Nothing happened.
1993 The space shuttle Endeavor blasted off on a mission to fix 
 the Hubble Space Telescope. 
1994 The U.S. government agreed not to seek a recall of allegedly 
 fire-prone General Motors pickup trucks. A deal was made with GM 
 under which the company would spend more than $51 million on 
 safety and research. 
1995 NASA launched a U.S.-European observatory on a $1 billion dollar 
 mission intended to study the sun. 
1998 Microsoft Corp. chairman Bill Gates donated $100 million to help 
 immunize children in developing countries. 
1999 The British government transferred political power over the 
 province of Northern Ireland to the Northern Ireland Executive. 
2001 Enron Corp. filed for Chapter 11 reorganization. The filing came 
 five days after Dynegy walked away from a $8.4 billion buyout. It 
 was the largest bankruptcy in U.S. history. 
2010 NASA announced the discovery of a new arsenic-based life form. 
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