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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Woman shot ex-beau in leg after moving out Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 3, in 1792 The trial of France's King Louis XVI began. He was eventually put to death for the 33 charges. href="#hist">History ______________________________________________________ A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors. --- William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work. When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, hon." "Thank God, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that your snowblower is fixed" ______________________________________________________ Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me . . . I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Noella for this picture: ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ >Reported by Moe An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Asia Roshonda Simpson, 21, Orlando, Florida
Woman shot ex-beau in leg after moving out A dispute about a past relationship quickly escalated Tuesday when a woman shot her ex-boyfriend in the leg at his apartment where she previously lived with him for a f ew months, officials said. Orlando police are looking for shooting suspect Asia Roshonda Simpson, 21. About 8 p.m., officers were called to the shooting at GrandeVille at JubiLee Park apartments off South Goldenrod Road near the Orlando International Airport. Once inside, police found the victim who hasn't been identified lying on the floor between the kitchen and bedroom, holding his right leg. The back of his pants were covered in blood, according to a report said. Police asked who shot him, and he said his ex-girlfriend. Emergency personnel found a fragment of the bullet in his jeans. He was rushed to Orlando Regional Medical Center. His condition was unknown. "It appears he was shot from the front of his right leg and the bullet exited through the rear of his leg," the report said. The victim said they began dating in January. They lived together most of their relationship until they broke up in October. She was in the process of moving out. Once she took everything from the apartment, the victim left to eat. She called him multiple times, police said, until he answered. That's when she said she wanted to talk to him in person. He returned to the apartment and they spoke about their past relationship. "He stated she was upset because she was homeless," the report said. "He told her to go to her sister's house or the new guy she was dating." Simpson then pulled a gun from her purse and shot him, police said. "He dropped to the ground and pleaded with her not to shoot him again," the report said. "He stated he was afraid that she was going to shoot him again and kill him."
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Comac Re: Can't go back to Windows 7 Dear Webby, I sure envy the lady that could go back to Windows 7. I'm telling everybody as long as your computer is healthy stay with it. When a new one has to be bought you are stuck with Windows 10 like I am. Wish it never got invented. For a while I felt like I was starting to use a computer for the first time again. Getting better now, but it took over 3 weeks. Comac Dear Comac Use the Classic link I had on that page. You can make W10 look and feel like W7 or even XP. Lots of companies use the XP look and feel, because they just want their employees to get work done, and not waste time cussing at W10. XP works. What more do they need? Now you can even pick and choose which parts you want to look and feel like W7. Try it! If you are beyond the 30 day grace period, you can try Classic Shell from Classic Shell and just change the look and feel back to W7. Have FUN! DearWebby ------- From Charles M Hi Webby, You are the man again - I restored my tablet, using the website instructions : having coffee while it did the job automatically. A big "Thank You " Charles _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Bambi, the pert young yuppie, filled her gas tank at a self service station. After she had paid and driven away, she realized she'd left the gas cap on top of her car. "Ooopsie," she said as she stopped and looked. Sure enough, it was lost. Mustering all her mental abilities she thought for a few minutes. "Surely I'm not the only young, beautiful woman to have done this," she muttered to herself. "Others must have done the same thing. Maybe if I drive back the way I came, I'll find a gas cap that will fit, or maybe even the one I lost." Bambi drove back down the street and sure enough, she found a gas cap laying by the side of the road. She tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying "click." "WOW, this is SO COOL", Bambi said to no one in particular. "I lost my gas cap, but found one that fits. It's even better than my old one because this one automatically LOCKS!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Leftover Mashed Potato Waffles These are my favourite things to make after Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any time I have an abundance of leftover mashed potatoes. These waffles are creamy in the middle and crispy on the outside; perfect for breakfast with some eggs or just on their own. Definitely a fun twist on a leftover item. Approximate Time: 15 minutes Yield: 4 waffles Ingredients: 1 Tbsp oil 1/4 cup milk 2 eggs 2 1/2 cup leftover mashed potatoes 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese 1/2 cup flour 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/4 tsp baking soda 1 slice cooked and crumbled bacon (optional) Steps: Whisk together oil, milk and eggs. Leftover Mashed Potato WafflesLeftover Mashed Potato Waffles Stir in the mashed potatoes*, cheese, and bacon (if you're using it) until well combined. In another bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and baking soda. Fold the flour mixture into the potato mixture until it's well combined. Scoop the mixture into greased waffle maker, spreading it into an even layer. Bake until golden brown and the egg is cooked fully, a few minutes. Open and check to see if you've reached desired browning. My waffle maker is temperamental; I have to flip my waffles over to get them crunchy. Serve with eggs or on their own. I like them with a hit of sour cream (my husband likes his with ketchup and hot sauce). So yummy! *Depending on the consistency of the leftover mashed potatoes you're using, you might need to either add a bit more milk (if they're too dry), or a bit more flour (if they're wet). By attosa [142] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff be supplied broken down by age and sex. The personnel office sent this reply - "Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age and sex. However, we have a few alcoholics." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ A woman, whose fondness for the good life had taken its toll in added pounds - and girth -was being shown a Jeep by a salesman at an auto dealership. When the salesman's pitch had run its course, he sought to close with the typical line, "Now what would it take to get you into one of these?" Looking at the Jeep's high front seat, the woman replied, "Probably a forklift." ____________________________________________________ Jeff's mother-in-law uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. She came into the Family Room as he was watching TV. It seems hestared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair." While we remember the ruckus that followed, the last thing he remembers is saying: "Oh, really? At what time is it set go off?" ____________________________________________________ Noella's Blunders When you've made your brother mad at you and he's pouring water on you from the top bunk, if it's warm, you might want to double check exactly where it's coming from Noella ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 3, in
1792 The trial of France's King Louis XVI began. He was 
 eventually put to death for the 33 charges. 
1835 In Rhode Island, the Manufacturer Mutual Fire Insurance 
 Company issued the first fire insurance policy. 
1910 The neon lamp was displayed for the first time at the 
 Paris Motor Show. The lamp was developed by French physicist 
 Georges Claude. 
1917 The Quebec Bridge opened for traffic after almost 20 years 
 of planning and construction. The bridge suffered partial 
 collapses in 1907 (August 29) and 1916 (September 11). 
1931 Alka Seltzer was sold for the first time. 
1947 The Tennessee Williams play "A Streetcar Named Desire" 
 opened at Broadway's Ethel Barrymore Theater. 
1948 The "Pumpkin Papers" came to public light. The House 
 Un-American Activities Committee announced that former 
 Communist spy Whittaker Chambers had produced microfilm 
 of secret documents hidden inside a pumpkin on his Maryland farm. 
1967 In Cape Town, South Africa, a team of surgeons headed by 
 Dr. Christian Barnard, performed the first human heart 
 transplant on Louis Washkansky. Washkansky only lived 
 18 days. 
1973 Pioneer 10 sent back the first close-up images of 
 Jupiter. The first outer-planetary probe had been launched 
 from Cape Canaveral, FL, on March 2, 1972. 
1982 Doctors at the University of Utah Medical Center 
 removed the respirator of Barney Clark. The retired dentist 
 had become the world's first recipient of a permanent 
 artificial heart only one day before. 
1984 In Bhopal, India, more than 2,000 people were killed 
 after a cloud of poisonous gas escaped from a pesticide 
 plant. The plant was operated by a Union Carbide subsidiary. 
1992 The Greek tanker "Aegean Sea" ran aground at La Coruna, 
 Spain and spilled 21.5 million gallons of crude oil. 
1993 Britain's Princess Diana announced she would be 
 limiting her public appearances because she was tired of 
 the media's intrusions into her life.
1993 Angola's government and its rebel enemies agreed to a 
 cease-fire in their 18-year war. 
1994 Rebel Serbs in Bosnia failed to keep a pledge to 
 release hundreds of UN peacekeepers. 
1995 Former South Korean president Chun Doo-hwan was arrested 
 for his role in a 1979 coup. 
1997 In Ottawa, Canada, more than 120 countries were represented 
to sign a treaty prohibiting the use and production of anti-
personnel land mines. The United States, China and Russia did 
not sign the treaty. 
1997 South Korea received $55 billion from the International 
 Monetary Fund to bailout its economy. 
1999 Tori Murden became the first woman to row across the 
 Atlantic Ocean alone. It took her 81 days to reach the French 
 Caribbean island of Guadeloupe from the Canary Islands. 
1999 The World Trade Organization (WTO) concluded a four-day 
 meeting in Seattle, WA, without setting an agenda for a new 
 round of trade talks. The meeting was met with fierce protests 
 by various groups, that caused $2 Billion in damage, without
 anybody finding out what the protesters wanted.
1999 The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) 
 lost radio contact with the Mars Polar Lander as it 
 entered Mars' atmosphere. The spacecraft was unmanned. 
2010 The Boeing X-37 returned to Earth successfully after its 
 first orbital mission. It launched on April 22, 2010. 
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