How to get rid of the nuisance W10 pop-up 

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Today is Saturday, December 19

Thanks for resuming your farting around.
The cold broke and temps were much more comfortable druring
my evening walk.

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Somehow I clipped a > at the top, qand after that none
of the line ends worked.
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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida mom arrested after leaving baby bound and gagged with packing tape in a locked car. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 19, in 1562 The Battle of Dreux was fought between the Huguenots and the Catholics, beginning the French Wars of Religion. History ______________________________________________________ Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. --- Daniel J. Boorstin (1914 - ) "A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." --- Fr. Jerome Cummings The number of divorces in this country proves that this is the land of the free. The number of marriages proves that it is truly the home of the brave. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ A group of tourists was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining, "The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful." The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be followin' ya all your days, if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow." "We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't even kiss the stupid stone." "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune." "And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed. "No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it." ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ How do you tell the difference between the psychologists and the patients in a psychiatric hospital? Short term: The psychologists show off better footwear. Long term: The patients get better and leave. ______________________________________________________ A business traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession. "Who died?" he asked a nearby local. "I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin. Just come along, even if we don't get close enough to hear at the cemetary, maybe we'll find out at the party afterward." ______________________________________________________ Heirloom Big Book Of Classic Christmas Stories 2nd Edition with more stories and pictures $10 instant download ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Grace An, 18, Gainesville, Georgia
Florida mom arrested after she left baby bound and gagged with tape in car. A Georgia mother has been arrested on child cruelty charges after law enforcement discovered her 16-month-old bound with cellophane and packing tape in the back seat of her vehicle. The toddler’s mother, 18-year-old Grace An, was later arrested and charged with first-degree child cruelty, reckless conduct, and false imprisonment. According to the Hall County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were called after somebody reported a suspicious looking vehicle parked outside of a suburban home outside of Gainesville around 6:45 p.m. on Wednesday. When they arrived at the scene, they were greeted by a local locksmith who said he had been called by somebody that he assumed had been locked out of their car. After walking closer to the locked vehicle, however, he noticed a small child bound by cellophane and packaging tape in the back seat. “The locksmith indicated that while he was unlocking the vehicle he discovered a small child bound by tape in the back seat,” police revealed in a press release. When deputies checked inside the seemingly abandoned car, they “found (the child) lying in the back seat with cellophane and packing tape wrapped around the child’s mouth, hands and feet.” Fortunately, an ambulance was called and the child was quickly rushed to Northeast Georgia Medical Center, where he was soon released into the custody of the Department of Family and Children Services. According to the Sheriff’s Office, Grace An was later picked up and taken to the Hall County Jail, where she remains without bond.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Dani Re: Get Rid of W10 nagger pop-up Dear Webby, Dear Webby, A year ago I had a new computer made with Windows 7. Now I keep getting a pop up trying to get me to upgrade to Windows 10. Is there a way to stop the pop up? Thank you so much. Merry Christmas and a Blessed, Healthy and Happy New Year. Dani Dear Dani The nuisance pop-up is just to remind you of how big a nuisance Microsoft is. Because there is practically no demand for W10 but a huge demand for getting rid of the nuisance nagger, the good people at GitHub created a little program to take care of it once and for all. Most other remedies are only temporary, and then the nagger mysteriously re-appears. This one is permanent. It is not instant. The GitHub remedy searches the computer for hidden seeds, that could restart the nagger. That takes a few minutes. Here is the program in ZIP form. You have to download it and unzip it, and then run it. I made a short URL for you: If you want to see what is in the short URL, the long one is: 10/releases/download/4.0/ The program works well. I have used it myself. Have FUN! DearWebby Ted's daughter had adopted a stray cat. To his wife's distress, the cat began to use the back of their new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," Ted reassured her. "I'll have him trained in no time." Nettie watched for several days as Ted patiently "trained" their new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, Ted deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson. The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from DIY Lazy Susan with Marbles Make your own incredibly inexpensive Lazy Susan! Just take a pan, pour some marbles in it, put another pan on top and voila! A fully functional DIY Lazy Susan. Put your items on the top pan and spin. I saw this on the corner of the counter in my parents' kitchen and thought it was brilliant! Source: My thrifty mum :) By attosa [148] ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ During lunch with a friend in a fast-food restaurant, I was telling her about a woman who had rear-ended my car at a traffic light. She had tried without any success to blame me for the accident. "She even called me every dirty name in the book!" I said. Just then I looked over to the next table where two nine-year-old boys had apparently been paying close attention to my story. One said to the other, "There's a book?" ____________________________________________________ A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 19, in
1562 The Battle of Dreux was fought between the Huguenots 
 and the Catholics, beginning the French Wars of Religion. 
1732 Benjamin Franklin began publishing "Poor Richard's Almanac." 
1777 General George Washington led his army of about 11,000 men 
 to Valley Forge, PA, to camp for the winter. 
1842 Hawaii's independence was recognized by the U.S. 
1843 Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" was first published. 
1871 Corrugated paper was patented by Albert L. Jones. 
1887 Jake Kilrain and Jim Smith fought in a bare knuckles fight 
 which lasted 106 rounds and 2 hours and 30 minutes. The fight 
 was ruled a draw and was halted due to darkness. 
1903 The Williamsburg Bridge opened in New York City. It opened 
 as the largest suspension bridge on Earth and remained the largest 
 until 1924. It was also the first major suspension bridge to use 
 steel towers to support the main cable. 
1907 A coalmine explosion in Jacobs Creek, PA, killed 239 workers. 
1917 The first games of the new National Hockey League (NHL) were 
 played. Five teams made up the league: Toronto Arenas, Ottawa Senators, 
 Quebec Bulldogs, the Montreal Canadiens and the Montreal Wanderers. 
1918 Robert Ripley began his "Believe It or Not" column in 
 "The New York Globe". 
1957 Air service between London and Moscow was inaugurated. 
1959 Penn State’s Nittany Lions beat Alabama, 7-0, in the first 
 Liberty Bowl football game. 
1959 Walter Williams died in Houston, TX, at the age of 117. He was 
 said to be the last surviving veteran of the U.S. Civil War. 
1961 "Judgment At Nuremberg" opened in New York City. 
1972 Apollo 17 splashed down in the Pacific, ending the 
 Apollo program of manned lunar landings. 
1973 Johnny Carson started a fake toilet-paper scare on the 
 "Tonight Show." 
1979 ESPN televised its first NHL game. The teams were the 
 Washington Capitals and the Hartford Whalers. 
1984 Wayne Gretzky, 23, of the Edmonton Oilers, became only 
 the 18th player in the National Hockey League (NHL) to score 
 more than 1,000 points. 
1984 Britain and China signed an accord returning Hong Kong to 
 Chinese sovereignty on July 1, 1997. 
1986 The Soviet Union announced it had freed dissident Andrei 
 Sakharov from internal exile, and pardoned his wife, Yelena Bonner. 
1989 U.S. troops invaded Panama to overthrow the regime of 
 General Noriega. 
1996 The school board of Oakland, CA, voted to recognize Black English, 
 also known as "ebonics." The board later reversed its stance. 
1998 U.S. President Bill Clinton was impeached on two charges of 
 perjury and obstruction of justice by the U.S. House of 
2003 Images for the new design for the Freedom Tower at the World 
 Trade Center site were released. The building slopes into a spire 
 that reaches 1,776 feet. 
2008 U.S. President George W. Bush signed a $17.4 billion rescue 
 package of loans for ailing auto makers General Motors and Chrysler.
2015  smiled.

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