What kind of programming for PayPal buttons? 

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______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ellen Re: What kind of programming for payPal buttons? Dear Webby, Those payPal buttons work fine, really slick, especially how they serve up the download. What Kind of programming skills do I need to create one of those? I used to know some C, but have not used it since college, many years ago. Thanks Ellen Dear Ellen None at all. That has all been done for you. All you do is fill in forms with stuff you know, like the location of your download page, and select items like your choice of button. Then it shows you the "code" to paste onto your page or into your emails. Your buttons are saved, and you can retrieve them and slightly modify them for your next item to sell. It is quite simple and civilized. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change. "You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore." "I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week." Tom replied. "I haven't had a single qualm since." "A Thousand a week!" said Doug. "How are you going to pay him?" "That's his problem." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Storing Christmas Wrap The best way to store wrapping paper is to unroll it from the cardboard tube and then re-roll it and store it inside the tube. Source: Been doing it for years ______________________________________________________
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Today, December 23, in
1788 Maryland voted to cede a 100-square-mile area for the 
 seat of the national government. About two-thirds of the area 
 became the District of Columbia. 
1823 The poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement C. Moore 
 (" 'Twas the night before Christmas...") was published. 
1834 English architect Joseph Hansom patented his 'safety cab', 
 better known as the Hansom cab. 
1856 Ralph Collier was issued a U.S. patent for the first rotary 
 egg beater with rotating parts. 
1888 Following a quarrel with Paul Gauguin, Dutch painter Vincent 
 Van Gogh cut off part of his own earlobe. 
1893 The Engelbert Humperdinck opera "Hansel und Gretel" was 
 first performed, in Weimar, Germany. 
1919 The first ship designed to be used as an ambulance for the 
 transport patients was launched. The hospital ship was named 
 USS Relief and had 515 beds. 
1941 During World War II, American forces on Wake Island 
 surrendered to the Japanese. 
1942 Bob Hope agreed to entertain U.S. airmen in Alaska. It was 
 the first of the traditional Christmas shows. 
1947 John Bardeen, Walter H. Brattain and William Shockley invented 
 the transistor. 
1948 Former Japanese premier Hideki Tojo and six other Japanese war 
 leaders were executed in Tokyo. They had been found guilty of 
 crimes against humanity. 
1953 Soviet secret police chief Lavrenti Beria and six of his associates 
 were shot for treason following a secret trial. 
1954 The Walt Disney movie "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" was released. 
1957 Dan Blocker made his acting debut on television in the "Restless Gun." 
1965 A 70-mph speed limit was introduced in Britain. 
1968 The crew of the U.S. Navy ship, Pueblo, was released by North Korea. 
 The Captain of the Pueblo, Commander Lloyd M. Bucher, and 82 of his crew 
 were held for 11 months after the ship was seized by North Korea because 
 of suspected spying by the Americans. 
1970 In New York, the topping out ceremony for original One 
 World Trade Center (North Tower) took place. The South Tower's 
 ceremony took place on July 19, 1971. 
1981 NASA approved a plan to continue the Voyager II spacecraft on a 
 trajectory that would take it within 66,000 miles of Uranus on 
 July 24, 1986. 
1986 The experimental airplane Voyager, piloted by Dick Rutan and 
 Jeana Yeager, completed the first non-stop, around-the-world flight 
 without refueling as it landed safely at Edwards Air Force Base in 
1987 Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, serving a life sentence for the 
 attempted assassination of U.S. President Ford in 1975, escaped from 
 the Alderson Federal Prison for Women in West Virginia. She was 
 recaptured two days later. 
1989 Ousted Romanian President Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife, Elena, 
 were captured as they were attempting to flee their country. 
1990 Elections in Yugoslavia ended, leaving four of its six republics 
 with non-Communist governments. 
1995 A fire in Dabwali, India, killed 540 people, including 170 children, 
 during a year-end party being held near the children's school. 
1997 Terry Nichols was convicted by a Denver jury on charges of conspiracy 
 and involuntary manslaughter in the 1995 federal building bombing in 
 Oklahoma City. The bomb killed 168 people. 
1998 Guerrillas in south Lebanon fired dozens of rockets at northern Israel.
2015  smiled.

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