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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 23, in 1818 Franz Gruber of Oberndorf, Germany composed the music for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr. History ______________________________________________________ I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. --- Dan Quayle (1947 - ) ______________________________________________________ If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town. ------- Ha ! I grew up in a town so small, they were gossiping about things I had supposedly done, before I actually got around to doing them! That is why I emigrated. ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, "And I was coming down to kill you!" ______________________________________________________ >Thanks to Anita for this one: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." ______________________________________________________ Heirloom Big Book Of Classic Christmas Stories 2nd Edition with more stories and pictures $10 instant download ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Edgar Cortes, Orlando, Florida
Arrested for drinking in traffic next to a cop Drinking a cold one in traffic rarely ends well. It's especially true when the car in the next lane is labeled "Orlando Police Department." That's how Edgar Cortes found himself in jail shortly before noon Saturday on charges of driving with an open container, carrying a concealed firearm and armed possession of pot with intend to sell, court records show. "As I passed the vehicle...I observed the driver drink from a bottle that appeared to resemble that of an alcoholic beverage," Officer Jose Sanchez wrote. "The bottle's content appeared to be dark yellow in color, reasonably appearing to me to be the color of beer." It turned out to be Corona Extra, a pale lager brewed in Mexico, records show. "Initially Cortes did not want to pass my patrol vehicle and wanted to stay behind avoiding a traffic stop," the arrest report states. "I knew he was doing this because he reduced his speed to almost a complete stop in the roadway." Both drove slowly east on Vineland Road until Cortes passed and Sanchez lit up his patrol car's red lights. Approaching the stopped Honda compact, Sanchez wrote, he drew his pistol and ordered Cortes to raise his hands after watching him push or pull something underneath the driver's seat. He also noticed the smell of unburned marijuana and spotted an open bottle of Corona behind the front passenger seat. "The same bottle I saw Cortes drinking from," he wrote. Cortes subsequently handed over a small bag of marijuana and said there was an open bottle of beer behind the seat. After he was removed from the car, a 9 mm. pistol loaded with 11 cartridges was found under the driver's seat, records state. Cortes was released from the Orange County Jail after posting bail.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Andy Re: How do I send money with PayPal? Dear Webby, I don't want to explain why, but I need to send some money to a grand daughter, instantly, so that she can come home for Christmas. She laughed at me and said "Just use PayPal!" Well, you wrote about PayPal quite a bit. How do I send money to her? Andy Dear Andy Go to http://PayPal.com and sign up. It is fast and easy. They use your credit card to verify that you are over 18. You can also use your bank account for that. Don't worry, it is totally secure. Put your checking account in tehre as fall-back, and a credit card as the second fall-back. A fall-back is used when you don't have quite enough in there for a purchase. Say, you have $35 in there, but want to buy a $45 item, then it reaches to the fall-back for the extra $10. Then you get a chance to stock your account with funds. If you want to send $50 to her, put $55 in there. Always put a bit more than necessary in there and slowly build up a little stash, that Mama doesn't know about. OK, so now you got money in there to use any way you want. You only go through that set-up once in your lifetime. From now on you just sign in with the password, that you have chosen. At the top there is a button that says SEND MONEY. Hit that. Enter recipient PayPal email address. Enter the email address she told you to use. Usually you use an address other than your regular mailing address for PayPal, but it can be the same one. Enter the one she told you to use. Then you Enter the amount. Now you can add a message. The message field looks small, but it scrolls. Then hit SEND. You might have to enter your password once more, and it is done. The money is in her PayPal account, and she can use it to slide it onto her debit card or whatever she needs it for. Keep in mind, instructions like these sound intimidating and more complicated than they are. If you have a credit or debit card or a bank account number ready, the whole set-up is fast and easy. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,but eventually you find a hairstyle you like. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Storing Christmas Wrap The best way to store wrapping paper is to unroll it from the cardboard tube and then re-roll it and store it inside the tube. Source: Been doing it for years ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ That reminds me,.... one time as I was doing the Denver airport marathon (arrive at gate A2 and walk to D42). I observed a lady leaning more and more because of a heavy shoulder-slung laptop case. So I showed her how I had slung mine around the handle of the wheeled carry-on, so that it hung nice and low in front of the carry-on and perfectly counter-balanced everything. She was desperate enough to get the weight off her shoulder, but couldn't stand the thought of her precious laptop being behind her, out of her sight. So she PUSHED her wheeled carry-on in front of her like a baby stroller. While that definitely CAN be done, if somebody can walk in a perfectly straight line and has learned to steer with minimal movements, she definitely needed a lot of practise in both of those skills. Her carry-on zig-zagged in front of her like it was frantically trying to escape. To make it worse, every time she turned her head to talk to me, -and she did a lot of that-, she also turned her body a bit and promptly steered her carry-on into the not moving rubber sidewall of the moving walkway. As you can probably imagine, that sudden stop of the PUSHED carry-on caused her to run into it, OOOFFF, and bounce with her generous bumpers into me, OOOOFFF. The more embarrassed and exasperated she got, the more she talked, and the more she talked, the more her carry-on zig-zagged. In the old days I would have gladly hung her big laptop case on top of mine, (-always been "strong like bull, smart like shovel"-) but since 9/11 it is bad form to even talk about touching anybody elses stuff. When we finally got to the departure gate, just in time, and the security guard asked her if she had been in control of her luggage at all times, she blew up. She screeched at the poor guy that NOBODY could be in control of that @#$% cart, that IT was possessed and that it controlled her, and on and on. Guards from other gates started fastwalking over to where we were, with rather concerned looks on their faces, and it appeared like they were going to haul her off. So I explained to them that she had PUSHED her carry-on to be able to keep an eye on it. They of course knew all about that, and relaxed. ___________________________________________________
The Christmas story
____________________________________________________ Bubba asked his wife, if he died and she remarried, would she let her new husband drive his pickup truck? Betty-Sue replied: "Heck no. He has a new one." ____________________________________________________ Bobby, a devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences on uncle Jack's farm. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, with great joy..."It's a miracle!" "Not Really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover." ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 24, in
1814 The War of 1812 between the U.S. and Britain was ended 
 with the signing of the Treaty of Ghent in Belgium. 
1818 Franz Gruber of Oberndorf, Germany composed the music for 
 "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr. 
1851 A fire devastated the Library of Congress in Washington, DC, 
 destroying about 35,000 volumes. 
1865 Several veterans of the Confederate Army formed a private 
 social club in Pulaski, TN, called the Ku Klux Klan. 
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden became the first person to broadcast 
 a music program over radio, from Brant Rock, MA. 
1914 In World War I, the first air raid on Britain was made when 
 a German airplane dropped a bomb on the grounds of a rectory 
 in Dover. 
1944 A German submarine torpedoed the Belgian transport ship 
 S.S. Leopoldville with 2,235 soldiers aboard. About 800 American 
 soldiers died. The soldiers were crossing the English Channel 
 to be reinforcements at the battle that become known as the 
 Battle of the Bulge. 
1948 The first completely solar-heated house became occupied in 
 Dover, MA. 
1951 Libya achieved independence as the United Kingdom of Libya, 
 under King Idris. 
1965 A meteorite landed on Leicestershire. It weighed about 100lbs. 
1966 Luna 13 landed on the moon. 
1968 Three astronauts, James A. Lovell, William Anders and Frank 
 Borman, reached the moon. They orbited the moon 10 times before 
 coming back to Earth. Seven months later man first landed on the 
 moon. 
1979 Soviet troops invaded Afghanistan in support of the country's 
 Marxist government. The CIA trained and supplied the Taliban to
 oppose and fight the Russians.
1981 In Eastern Kazakh/Semipalatinsk, the Soviet Union performed 
 a nuclear test. 
1985 Fidel Castro, the Cuban president, announced that he had 
 stopped smoking.
1989 Ousted Panamanian ruler Manuel Noriega took refuge at the 
 Vatican's diplomatic mission in Panama City. 
1990 Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were married. 
1992 U.S. President George H.W. Bush pardoned former Defense 
 Secretary Caspar Weinberger and five others in the Iran-Contra 
 scandal. 
1997 Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, known as "Carlos the Jackal," was 
 sentenced by a French court to life in prison for the 1975 
 murders of two French investigators and a Lebanese national. 
1999 Ivory Coast President Henri Konan Bédié was overthrown 
 in a coup. 
2000 The "Texas 7," seven convicts that had escaped a Texas 
 prison, robbed a sports store in Irving, TX. The suspects 
 killed Officer Aubrey Hawkins, stole $70,000, 25 weapons and 
 clothing. The men had escaped on December 13.
2015  smiled.


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