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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Texas teacher, who was arrested for messing with to boys. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 24, in 1223 St. Francis of Assisi assembled one of the first Nativity scenes, in Greccio, Italy. History ______________________________________________________ On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. --- George Orwell (1903 - 1950) Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. --- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) Being Politically Correct means Always Having to Say You're Sorry. --- Socratex Be bold in what you stand for; be careful in what you fall for. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ Jill has her own version of money laundering. She cleans out everybody's pockets when she washes their pants. ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ The manager of our hospital's softball team I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When he walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, he passed several patients and their families in a waiting area. "Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist." ______________________________________________________ The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize his three cats in the bathtub. The youngest kitten bore it very well, and so did the younger cat, but the old family tom cat rebelled. The old feline struggled with the boy, clawed his skin, and finally got away. With considerable effort the boy caught the old tom again and proceeded with the "ceremony." But the cat acted worse than ever, clawing and spitting, and scratching the boy's face. Finally, after barely getting the cat splattered with water, he dropped him on the floor in disgust and said: "Fine, Then be a Methodist!" ______________________________________________________ Heirloom Big Book Of Classic Christmas Stories 2nd Edition with more stories and pictures $10 instant download ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Haeli Wey, Austin, Texas
Arrested for Texas teacher Haeli Wey was on a trip to Africa with the family of one of her students when she and the 17-year-old first became intimate, the teenager told police, according to an affidavit obtained by 48 Hours' Crimesider. Wey, a former math teacher at Westlake High School, in Austin, Texas, was arrested on Dec. 17 on two counts of felony improper relationship between educator and student, for a pair of alleged months-long relationships with teenage boys. Police say the alleged crimes occurred during the summer and fall of 2015. Under Texas law, it is illegal for teachers to have sex with students, even if they are over 17 years old, the state's legal age of consent. One victim allegedly told police he met Wey at a "student ministry program" in June, and that later in the summer she accompanied his family on a trip to Africa. "The victim said while in Africa his relationship with Ms. Wey become more personal and on a deeper level," a detective wrote in the affidavit. "The victim stated while in Africa their relationship became physical." The victim allegedly told police he had sex with Wey more than 10 times after the trip, but stopped the relationship after he heard a rumor that she went on a hike with the second alleged victim. Police say the first victim later told his parents about the relationship, and they contacted authorities. "There were a lot of rumors at school about (Wey and the second victim) 'hooking up,'" a detective wrote, adding that the teen at first denied the rumors, which were fueled by alleged Instagram messages between the two. The second victim said Wey invited him on a hike, which lasted about two hours, before they allegedly went to a secluded area and had sexual contact. The victim, asked by a detective if he expected to have sex on the hike, allegedly said yes, and added, "a teacher just doesn't hang out with a student just to hang out." The affidavits also allege that Wey tried to keep the relationships under wraps, at one point instructing the second victim on how to erase their conversations. "Delete our convo (sic) from Instagram please and don't let anyone get a hold of ur (sic) phone," she allegedly texted the victim. And to the first victim, after finding out about the police report, she allegedly asked, "What did you tell them?" And, "Why did you tell them?" Wey was released on bond and is scheduled to appear in court on January 7.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Cay Re: Lost PayPal Password Dear Webby, Very clear PayPal instructions, but you need to tell the writer to put the password somewhere it can be accessed. I neglected to do that several years ago so now I cannot get into my account. They won't let me open a new account, either. Cay from FL Dear Cay! You are right! Tattoo the password into the ear of the cat or dog or hubby. It wouldn't do to get the free RoboForm, that I have recommended since the days when you were jail bait. It is still at http://roboform.com and it's still free. To reset your PayPal password, go to http://snipurl.com/resetpaypal Spread your window as wide as your neighbor's rear end to make sure that link does not line-wrap. Enter your email address, the one you used in the days before you forgot the password. Enter the Squiggly code Hit continue After you reset your password, put it into RoboForm, or tattoo it into the ear of your cat or dog or hubby. By the way, you can even recover your email address there. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Bad spelers of the world untie! ============================================ That reminds me.... I also do tech support for all the postcard sites. Here is a goodie from today: lucyann: when i send the postcard nun of the words i but on it are there. Hi Lucyann Try selecting a different font color that is not the same as the background color. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Merry Meringues A wonderfully light, easy, low calorie Christmas treat to make. Approximate Time: 2 hours, including cool time Yield: 5 dozen Ingredients: 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup powdered sugar 1 tsp cream of tartar dash salt 1 tsp vanilla 4 egg whites, room tempurature 1 tsp cinnamon Steps: These are possible without an electric mixer, but so much easier with! Beat the egg whites and salt until soft peaks form (about 3 minutes on high). Add in sugars, salt, vanilla and cinnamon a little bit at a time. Beat on high for about 6 minutes or until glossy peaks form. Preheat oven to 250 F. Drop by teaspoons onto ungreased cookie sheets (you'll need 4*) and bake for 50 minutes. Turn the oven OFF. Keep the cookies in the oven as it cools, for at least an hour. No peeking! Makes about 5 dozen cookies. Yummy! *You may want to half the recipe if you don't have enough sheets. These need to bake all in one batch. By Rae G. [22] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Jill has her own version of money laundering. She cleans out everybody's pockets when she washes their pants. ___________________________________________________
The Christmas story
____________________________________________________ An airline customer service agent, received a call from a lady who wanted to know if she could take her dog on board. The agent told her the dog was welcome, as long as she paid a $50 charge and provided her own kennel. The agent further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around and roll over. Then the lady said, "I will never be able to teach him all that by tomorrow!" and hung up. ____________________________________________________ As the bus pulled away, Jane realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved that the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded her. One man handed her the empty purse, six typewritten pages and a bushel box containing the contents of her purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there." As she started to put her belongings back into the purse, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything back into your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it." ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 25, in
0800 Charlemagne was crowned first Holy Roman Emperor
 in Rome by Pope Leo III. 
1066 William the Conqueror was crowned king of England. 
1223 St. Francis of Assisi assembled one of the first 
 Nativity scenes, in Greccio, Italy. 
1776 Gen. George Washington and his troops crossed the 
 Delaware River for a surprise attack against Hessian 
 forces at Trenton, NJ. 
1818 "Silent Night" was performed for the first time, 
 at the Church of St. Nikolaus in Oberndorff, Austria. 
1868 U.S. President Andrew Johnson granted an unconditional 
 pardon to all persons involved in the Southern rebellion 
 that resulted in the Civil War. 
1896 John Philip Sousa finally titled the melody 
 "The Stars and Stripes Forever." 
1914 During World War I, British and German troops observed 
 an unofficial truce and even playing football together on 
 the Western Front. 
1926 Hirohito became the emperor of Japan after the death 
 of his father Emperor Taisho. 
1930 The Mt. Van Hoevenberg bobsled run at Lake Placid, 
 New York opened to the public. It was the first bobsled 
 track of international specifications to open in the U.S. 
1939 "A Christmas Carol," by Charles Dickens, was read on 
 CBS radio for the first time. 
1941 Hong Kong surrendered to the Japanese. 
1946 W.C. Fields died at the age of 66. 
1962 The Department of Commerce Census Clock in Washington, DC, 
 recorded the U.S. population on this day as 188,000,000. 
1972 The Nicaraguan capital Managua was hit by an earthquake. 
 Over 10,000 people were killed. 
1979 The USSR invaded Afghanistan in a bid to halt civil war 
 and protect USSR interests. 
1989 Ousted Romanian President Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife, 
 Elena, were executed following a popular uprising. 
1998 Seven days into their journey, Richard Branson, Steve Fossett 
 and Per Lindstrand of Sweden gave up their attempt to make the first 
 nonstop round-the-world balloon flight. They ditched near Hawaii. 
2000 Over 300 people were killed and dozens were injured by fire 
 at a Christmas party in the Chinese city of Luoyang. The incident 
 occurred at the Dongdu Disco.
2015  smiled.


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