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Good Morning, ,
Today is Saturday, December 26

Thank You, Richard!
Thank you, Josef!

-25 C, -10 F
Amazing, when I was living in the Yukon, that was just
"refreshing". Perfect for chopping firewood by moon light,
or snowblowing my road with the Kubota, or logging and 
hauling trees with the dogs. 

Now that same temperature is two classes colder: 
Quite chilly!

I went for my walk anyway. It was beautiful walking in the
bright moonlight on the noisy snow and admiring the multitude
of stars. It would have been perfect if some lady old enough
to be out after dark were walking with me. Oh, well.

Have FUN!

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 26, in 1865 The coffee percolator was patented by James H. Mason. History ______________________________________________________ Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) ______________________________________________________ >From the 1995 Tech Support Pits >From Trisha Trisha: I had run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel then I got out all the manuals and went through them. I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one. So I decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat. Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman. I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock. She kinda scowled at me and asked me if I was trying to get smart with her. Then she said, rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away. HUH, must not have had any in stock. In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my computer and asked if they had any sex drives in stock. He kind of snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive. I thought about it for a minute and told him yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have one installed. He started laughing at me said something about me trying to kill him. "You're killing me!" Something like that and walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in stock I wasn't trying to kill him I wasn't even hurting him. The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about that explaining it and walked away laughing. The guy in the fourth store said something like, "boob" under his breath and walked away. Wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them in stores maybe have to order from a catalog or something. So that's why I am writing you for help. I'm sure you tech support people can help me locate my sex drive, and I would appreciate it if you would also help me figure out what to do with it. ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard how he might go about teaching a young lady to swim. "It takes considerable time and technique." replied the guard. "First you must take her into the water, then place one arm about her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it very slowly..." "This is certainly most helpful." said the member. "I know that my sister will appreciate it." "Your sister?" said the lifeguard. "In that case, just push her into the deep end of the pool. She'll learn in a hurry." ______________________________________________________ Jill suggested a book to her husband to read to enhance their relationship. It's entitled, 'Women are From Venus, Men Are Wrong.'" ______________________________________________________ Heirloom Big Book Of Classic Christmas Stories 2nd Edition with more stories and pictures $10 instant download ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kyle Damato-Kushel, 45, Bridgeport, Connecticut
Connecticut teacher's aide arrested for 2-year affair with student. A married 45-year-old teacher's aide has been accused of having a sexual relationship for more than two years with a 15-year-old boy, whom she had once taught in preschool. Kyle Damato-Kushel, who worked at Wooster Middle School in Bridgeport, Connecticut, had allegedly been having sex with the victim since he was in the seventh grade. Her husband reportedly found out about the alleged illicit affair when he woke up to hear their voices inside their family home and, fearing it was an intruder, called the police. Police found her and the kid at it in the husban's den. Police say Damato-Kushel's DNA was found in the boy's underwear. They say the former aide offered the victim $900 if he didn't reveal their relationship. The teenager told police their first sexual encounter took place in Damato-Kushel's husband's man cave, The Connecticut Post reported. They had sex in a number of other places in their family home and in other places around the town of Stratford, police say. The victim allegedly got Damato-Kushel pregnant at one point but she had a miscarriage. Police say the victim told officers he had been having sex with Damato-Kushel since the summer of 2013. She was arraigned Monday on charges of sexual assault, impairing the morals of a child and tampering with a witness. She didn't enter a plea and went free on a $50,000 bond. Damato-Kushel declined comment as she left the courthouse. According to her Facebook page she has three daughters.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bonnie Re: Postcards Dear Webby, OK, really dumb question. I note above that you do tech support for postcard sites. Um, what are those? Bonnie Dear Bonnie Check out the two I mentioned in the Humor Letter: Last minute Christmas Cards: Last minute Christmas Cards: Angelwinks Christmas menu If you want some not so pious cards, go to FlutterInn They are just free Internet postcards. You select a picture, write your message, enter sender and recipient address, and fire it off. Another one I use is my dad's: http://dawna.com Totally non-religious and not political. Just cactus and scenery pictures. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ A married couple were having a disagreement while sitting in bed. The wife said to her husband, "You're impossible," to which the husband replied, "No. I'm next to impossible." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Vaseline for Painting Around Moulding Painting the inside door moulding around the hinges is a job I've never relished because it's picky work. I always ended up getting paint on the hinges no matter how careful I was. It looked awful and needed scraping off when the paint was dry. My most recent paint job throughout the entire house has been so much easier, thanks to simple Vaseline. With a Q-tip, I smeared the hinge bracket full of Vaseline and painted away without worrying about getting paint where it didn't belong. When the paint was dry, I cleaned the hinge bracket with a paper towel and I had a hinge that looked brand new again. I'm thinking that this would work well when I do the window frames. No more taping and no more scraping paint off the glass. Sorry, I haven't got a picture available. We've just moved and I haven't found the camera yet. But I'm sure you can appreciate what I'm talking about, we've all been there. By Mina [25] Vaseline workd very well on hinges, but don't use it on windows! An old painter explained to me that for best sealing you a re supposed to paint about 1/8" onto the glass. To do that neatly, you have to either tape the glass or use a razor to peel the paint off the glass. Paint supply shops sell razors made just for that, with the blade inset the right amount for running it along frames. With metal frames that 1/8" paint might be redundant, but it definitely won't hurt. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request.
_____________________________________________________ A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,"Thou shall not kill." ___________________________________________________
OK Go - Here It Goes Again
____________________________________________________ Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "Why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other." ____________________________________________________ Jack is making dinner I've seen it all before French fries black and burning And meatloaf on the floor Jack is making dinner The sugar bowl just broke Fido ate the gravy The house has filled with smoke Jack is making dinner But I'm not one to moan Soon he will surrender And go pick up the phone Jack made the dinner Today's my lucky day Dinner's in the trashcan And pizza's on the way! ____________________________________________________
Santa had a few mishaps!

Today, December 26, in
1620 The Pilgrim Fathers landed at New Plymouth, MA, to found 
 Plymouth Colony, with John Carver as Governor. 
1776 The British suffered a major defeat in the Battle of 
 Trenton during the American Revolutionary War. 
1865 The coffee percolator was patented by James H. Mason. 
1898 Marie and Pierre Curie discovered radium. 
1908 Texan boxer "Galveston Jack" Johnson knocked out Tommy 
 Burns in Sydney, Australia, to become the first black boxer 
 to win the world heavyweight title. 
1917 During World War I, the U.S. government took over 
 operation of the nation's railroads. 
1921 The Catholic Irish Free State became a self-governing 
 dominion of Great Britain. 
1943 The German battlecruiser Scharnhorst was sunk in the 
 North Sea, during the Battle of North Cape. 
1944 Tennessee Williams' play "The Glass Menagerie" was first 
 performed publicly, at the Civic Theatre in Chicago, IL. 
1947 Heavy snow blanketed the Northeast United States, burying 
 New York City under 25.8 inches of snow in 16 hours. The 
 severe weather was blamed for about 80 deaths. 
1956 Fidel Castro attempted a secret landing in Cuba to 
 overthrow the Batista regime. All but 11 of his supporters 
 were killed. 
1982 The Man of the Year in "TIME" magazine was a computer. 
 It was the first time a non-human received the honors. 
1991 The Soviet Union's parliament formally voted the country 
 out of existence. 
1995 Israel turned dozens of West Bank villages over to the 
 Palestinian Authority. 
1996 Six-year-old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey was found beaten 
 and strangled in the basement of her family's home in 
 Boulder, CO. 
1998 Iraq announced that it would fire on U.S. and British 
 warplanes that patrol the skies over northern and southern Iraq. 
2002 The first cloned human baby was born. The announcement was 
 made the December 27 by Clonaid. 
2004 Under the Indian Ocean, a 9.0 magnitude earthquake sent 
 500-mph waves across the Indian Ocean and Bay of Bengal. The 
 tsunami killed at least 283,000 people in a dozen countries, 
 including Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Sumatra, Thailand and India.
2015  smiled.

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