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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida inmate gets new charges prior to release from prison Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 27, in 1900 Carrie Nation staged her first raid on a saloon at the Carey Hotel in Wichita, KS. She broke each and every one of the liquor bottles that could be seen. History ______________________________________________________ The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. --- Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881) ______________________________________________________ When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!" "Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked. "That's the one!" That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?" "Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye guide dog bit me." ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A History professor was explaining how society's ideal of beauty changes with time. "Take Miss America in 1921," he noted. "She stood 5'1" tall, weighed 108 pounds, and had measurements of 30-29-32. How do you think she'd do in today's beauty contest?" "One student piped up, "Not very well! She'd be way too old!" ______________________________________________________ Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Joshua Tyler Emens, 27, Clermont, Florida
Florida inmate gets new charges prior to release from prison A prisoner at Lake Correctional Institution was allegedly caught with synthetic marijuana he reportedly obtained during visitation hours. Joshua Tyler Emens, 27, who was slated to be released on Jan. 1, was hit with new charges Wednesday for possession of a controlled substance and possession of contraband at a state prison. He was taken to the Lake County Jail on the charges and is being held without bond. According to an arrest affidavit, Emens was visiting with his mother, Stacy Rodriguez, at the Clermont prision. He was searched by guards upon leaving the restroom and 43 grams of synthetic marijuana were found in a sandwich bag wrapped in black electrical tape in his back pocket. The affidavit adds Emens later claimed that another inmate named “Hotboy” gave him the drugs during the visitation with the promise of $50 to move it into the compound. Emens was sentenced to two years and six months in prison in March 2014 in Orange County after being convicted of grand theft, trafficking in stolen property and giving false information to a pawnbroker, according to the Florida D epartment of Corrections.
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_____________________________________________________ Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!" ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Anni was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure the old boy'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains," her friend replied. "Maybe," said Anni. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set." ____________________________________________________ A teacher asked one of her students, "What's the nation's capital?" The student said, "Washington DC." When asked what the 'DC' stood for, the student said, "Dot Com." ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 27, in
1703 The Methuen Treaty was signed between Portugal and England, 
 giving preference to the import of Portuguese wines into England. 
1831 Charles Darwin set out on a voyage to the Pacific aboard 
 the HMS Beagle. Darwin's discoveries during the voyage helped 
 him form the basis of his theories on evolution. 
1845 Dr. Crawford Williamson Long used anesthesia for childbirth 
 for the first time. The event was the delivery of his own child 
 in Jefferson, GA. 
1900 Carrie Nation staged her first raid on a saloon at the Carey 
 Hotel in Wichita, KS. She broke each and every one of the liquor 
 bottles that could be seen. 
1904 James Barrie's play "Peter Pan" premiered in London. 
1927 Leon Trotsky was expelled from the Communist Party. 
1938 The first skimobile course in America opened in 
 North Conway, NH. 
1945 The World Bank was created with an agreement signed 
 by 28 nations. 
1949 Queen Juliana of the Netherlands granted sovereignty 
 to Indonesia after more than 300 years of Dutch rule. 
1951 In Cincinnati, OH, a Crosley automobile, with a steering 
 wheel on the right side, became the first vehicle of its kind 
 to be placed in service for mail delivery. 
1965 The BP oil rig Sea Gem capsized in the North Sea, with 
 the loss of 13 lives. 
1978 Spain adopted a new constitution and became a democracy 
 after 40 years of dictatorship. 
1979 Soviet forces seized control of Afghanistan. Babrak Karmal 
 succeeded President Hafizullah Amin, who was overthrown and 
 executed. 
1985 Palestinian guerrillas opened fire inside the Rome and 
 Vienna airports. A total of twenty people were killed, including 
 five of the attackers, who were slain by police and security 
 personnel. 
1992 The U.S. shot down an Iraqi fighter jet during what the 
 Pentagon described as a confrontation between a pair of Iraqi 
 warplanes and U.S. F-16 jets in U.N.-restricted airspace over 
 southern Iraq. 
1996 Muslim fundamentalist Taliban forces retook the strategic 
 air base of Bagram, solidifying their buffer zone around Kabul, 
 the Afghanistan capital. 
1997 In Northern Ireland, Billy Wright was assassinated. He was 
 imprisoned as a Protestant paramilitary leader. 
2000 Mario Lemeiux (Pittsburgh Penguins) returned to the National 
 Hockey League (NHL) as a player after over 3 years of retirement. 
 He was the first owner-player in the modern era of pro sports. 
 Lemieux had purchased the Pittsburgh Penguins during his retirement 
 from playing. 
2001 U.S. President George W. Bush granted China permanent normal 
 trade status with the United States. 
2002 North Korea ordered U.N. nuclear inspectors to leave the country 
 and said that it would restart a laboratory capable of producing 
 plutonium for nuclear weapons. 
2002 In Chechnya, at least 40 people were killed when suicide bombers 
 attacked the administartion of Grozny.
2015  smiled.


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