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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Wisconsin reading teacher arrested for having sex with her 16-year-old student 12 times at high school Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, December 27, in 1853 The United States bought about 45,000 square miles of land from Mexico in a deal known as the Gadsden Purchase. History ______________________________________________________ If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em. --- Yogi Berra (1925 - ) Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. --- George Carlin (1937 - 2008) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Here is part of the log from the Tech Support Pits 20 years ago: CALLER: How come I get your Humor Letter a whole bunch of times every day ? DearWebby: How many different addresses do you have? CALLER: Oh, I got lots! DearWebby: Well, Ma'am, when somebody likes you, they might give you a gift subscription to the Humor Letter, and naturally they would give it to you at the address they normally use to write to you. You can do the same. CALLER: That is tooo COOL! You mean, the more gift subscriptions I get, the more friends I have ? DearWebby: Yes, and it also reminds you of how many addresses you have. CALLER: That is tooo COOL! I love this stuff! DearWebby: If you like somebody, you can give them a gift subscription. It's free. CALLER: How do I do that ? DearWebby: There is a link for that at the bottom of the Humor Letter. CALLER: That is tooo COOL! I can get even more friends that way! They will probably get me a new gift subscription too if I use a different address for each of them. That is tooo COOL! .....But, I have to read each of them when I get so many? DearWebby: No, not really. Just read those from your best friends and imagine they are reading it to you. CALLER: That is tooo COOL! You are cool! Thanks! ---------- Nowadays if you give somebody a gift subscription, they have to approve. If they don't, they won't get one. ______________________________________________________ A young woman was suffering badly from hay fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party that night and figured she would need at least two handkerchiefs to get her through the evening. She didn't have any pockets, so she stuffed them both in her bra. Halfway through the night, she had already used up one handkerchief and was rummaging around in her bra for the other one. She was having trouble finding it, and soon she noticed that everyone at the table was looking at her. "What on earth are you doing?" asked one of her colleagues. She replied, "I could have sworn I had two when I arrived!" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by Walter, the An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by April Novak, 30, Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
Wisconsin reading teacher arrested for having sex with her 16-year-old student 12 times at high school A Milwaukee-area high school reading teacher had sex with a 16-year-old male student in her classroom a dozen times, officials said. April Novak, 30, was charged with 12 felony counts of sexual assault of a student by school staff Tuesday, a day after her husband filed for divorce, according to court documents cited by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Novak resigned from her job as a reading interventionist at Menomonee Falls High School after police opened an investigation earlier this month, officials with the School District of Menomonee Falls said. April Novak, 30, is charged with 12 felony counts of sexual assault of a student by school staff. Another teacher at the school alerted school administrators Dec. 11, after seeing Novak and the teen embracing and possibly kissing in her classroom, according to her arresting documents. Investigators believe the pair shared intercourse and oral sex on school grounds starting in the middle of October. Novak told detectives she understood the teen was underage but said they had “very strong feelings for each other,” the documents said. Police said she and the teen had agreed to keep their relationship a secret. Novak, who started working at the school in August 2013, was incarcerated on a $100,000 bail, according to the Journal Sentinel. She’ll face up to six years behind bars and a fine of up to $10,000 for each count of sexual assault if she’s convicted.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: DJ Re: Can't install screensaver Dear Webby, I have windows7 and my screen saver will open but I can't installl any saver.any clue? DJ Dear DJ That is probably good. Almost all screen savers nowadays have some adware or malware attached. Just use the built in slide show screen saver, and let it cycle through your vast stash of well dressed ladies, ahem I mean nuns and prayers. That is safe, and easier on your eyes anyway. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Having trouble with the doctor's notes on an emergency case which read, "Shot in the lumbar region," the new girl was flustered and at her wit's end. At last she thought she had it figured out and brightened up as she typed up the record, "Wounded in the woods." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Shop Vac to Defrost a Box Freezer I use a clean shop vac to remove all the water that melts when I defrost our large box freezer. The shop vac is quick and gets into corners where I can't reach. All I have to do then is dry the freezer and replace the food. Source: I thought of this when I was in a hurry and the freezer needed defrosting. By Iluv2nit [1] ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ The CEO was scheduled to give the keynote address at an important convention so he asked one of his top employees to write a punchy, 20 minute speech for him. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour long speech?!" he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I was finished." George was baffled. "I wrote you a 20 minute speech," he replied. I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for." ____________________________________________________ Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn't you?" "Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I couldn't spell convenience, so I made it risk." ____________________________________________________
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Today, December 30, in
1460 At the Battle of Wakefield, in England's Wars of the 
 Roses, the Duke of York was defeated and killed by the 
1853 The United States bought about 45,000 square miles of 
 land from Mexico in a deal known as the Gadsden Purchase. 
1880 The Transvaal was declared a republic. Paul Kruger became 
 its first president. 
1887 A petition to Queen Victoria with over one million names 
 of women appealing for public houses to be closed on Sundays 
 was handed to the home secretary. 
1903 About 600 people died when fire broke out at the Iroquois 
 Theater in Chicago, IL. 
1922 The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) was formed. 
1924 Edwin Hubble announced the existence of other galactic systems. 
1927 The first subway in the Orient was dedicated in Tokyo, Japan. 
1935 Italian bombers destroyed a Sweedish Red Cross unit in Ethiopia. 
1936 The United Auto Workers union staged its first sit-down strike, 
 at the Fisher Body Plant in Flint, MI. 
1940 California's first freeway was officially opened. It was the 
 Arroyo Seco Parkway connecting Los Angeles and Pasadena. 
1944 King George II of Greece proclaimed a regency to rule his 
 country, virtually renouncing the throne. 
1947 King Michael of Romania abdicated in favor of a Communist 
 Republic. He claimed he was forced from his throne. 
1953 The first color TV sets went on sale for about $1,175. 
1972 The United States halted its heavy bombing of North Vietnam. 
1993 Israel and the Vatican established diplomatic relations. 
1996 A passenger train was bombed by Bodo separatists in India's 
 eastern state of Assam. At least 26 people were killed and dozens 
 were seriously injured. 
1996 About 250,000 striking workers shut down vital services 
 across Israel in protests against budget cuts proposed by Prime 
 Minister Netanyahu. 
1997 More than 400 people were massacred in four villages in the 
 single worst incident during Algeria's insurgency.
2015  smiled.

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