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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a KY man arrested after police say they discovered him with drunk, 17-year-old 'prostitute' after a DUI accident. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, January 5, in 1781 Richmond, VA, was burned by a British naval expedition led by Benedict Arnold. History ______________________________________________________ As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. --- Dick Cavett (1936 - ) All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. --- Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ >From Noella An old fishing joke. If you go fishing with a Baptist, and you want your Baptist friend NOT to drink all your beer ... simply bring another Baptist along. ______________________________________________________ A Sunday school teacher was instructing her class. Just before she dismissed them to go to church she asked them, "Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny was quick to blurt out what he was certain was the correct answer, "Because people are sleeping!" ______________________________________________________ Click through for the big version ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ \ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by John Gutterman, 54, Louisville, Kentucky
Man arrested after police say they discovered him with drunk, 17-year-old 'prostitute' LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) A 54-year-old man was arrested after police discovered him with a drunk 17-year-old, who he claimed was a prostitute. Police said John Gutterman, 54, was involved in a non-injury accident on January 2 at I-65 south and Warnock Street. He apparently tried to flee the scene. When officers arrived, both Gutterman and his passenger appeared to be under the influence of alcohol, smelled strongly of alcohol and were unsteady on their feet. They also had urinated on themselves, said police. An arrest report states the passenger was a 17-year-old girl. Gutterman told police she was a prostitute and they had just left the Day's Inn after partying. Gutterman is being charged with leaving the scene of an accident, unlawful transaction with a minor, DUI and wanton endangerment.
______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Jane Re: TV and Computer nearby Dear Webby, We live in a small condo which does not include an extra room for the computer. It have the computer on my desk with the back of it about a fingers width from the television. Is it safe to run the computer and TV at the same time or should I turn one off before turning the other on? Thanks. Jane Dear Jane With modern TVs there is absolutely no problem. With some of them you can even use them as a computer monitor. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front of the barracks. "All right, ladies, think about this," bellowed the drill instructor. "If you could have ten minutes alone, right now, with anyone in the world, who would it be?" Amid much mumbling, one voice was heard from the back row. "My recruiter." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Easy Microwave Fudge Ingredients: 3 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 14 oz. can sweetened condensed milk dash of salt 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 1 cup chopped walnuts, optional Steps: Put chocolate chips and condensed milk into a microwave safe bowl. Add salt and stir well. Microwave on HIGH for 1 minute 30 seconds. Stir well and microwave on HIGH for another 1 minute 30 seconds. Easy Microwave FudgeEasy Microwave FudgeEasy Microwave Fudge Add walnuts and stir well. Easy Microwave FudgeEasy Microwave Fudge Line an 8 x 8 inch glass pan with foil. Scoop fudge into the pan. Easy Microwave FudgeEasy Microwave FudgeEasy Microwave Fudge Use a spatula to spread fudge out evenly, gently packing it down into the corners of the pan. Refrigerate for 2 hours. Lift the fudge out of the pan and carefully pull away the foil. Allow fudge to warm up a little bit, then cut into 1 inch squares. Enjoy! By lalala... [729] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Gary was playing soccer with his local team. He got a breakaway and headed towards the goal. He missed an easy shot to tie the game, which meant the other team won. "I could kick myself," he groaned, as the players came off the field. "Don't bother," said the captain, "you'd miss." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Catching her in the act, I jokingly confronted a visitor's 3-year-old daughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" "No," she innocently replied, "I'm teaching her to share!" ____________________________________________________ A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room. ____________________________________________________
Top 20 photos of 2015 from National Geographic.

Today, January 5, in
1781 Richmond, VA, was burned by a British naval expedition 
 led by Benedict Arnold. 
1885 The Long Island Railroad Company became the first to 
 offer piggy-back rail service which was the transportation 
 of farm wagons on trains. 
1896 It was reported by The Austrian newspaper that Wilhelm 
 Roentgen had discovered the type of radiation that became 
 known as X-rays. 
1900 In Ireland, Nationalist leader John Edward Redmond called 
 for a revolt against British rule. 
1903 The general public could use the Pacific cable for the 
 very first time. 
1914 Ford Motor Company announced that there would be a new 
 daily minimum wage of $5 and an eight-hour workday. 
1933 In California, construction of the Golden Gate Bridge 
1940 The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) got its 
 very first demonstration of FM radio. 
1948 Warner Brothers-Pathe showed the very first color 
 newsreel. The footage was of the Tournament of Roses 
 Parade and the Rose Bowl football classic. 
1956 In the Peanuts comic strip, Snoopy walked on two 
 legs for the first time. 
1972 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon ordered the 
 development of the space shuttle. 
1993 The state of Washington executed Westley Allan Dodd. 
 It was America's first legal hanging since 1965. Dodd 
 was an admitted child sex killer. 
1996 Yahya Ayyash, a member of the Hamas in Israel, 
 is killed by a booby-trapped cellular phone. 
1998 U.S. Representative Sonny Bono died in skiing 
2002 A 15 year-old student pilot, Charles Bishop, 
 crashed a small plane into a building in Tampa, FL. 
 Bishop was about to begin a flying lesson when he 
 took off without permission and without an 
2015  smiled.

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