Megabackup and Tweakbit infection 



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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida woman arrested at 11:30 pm, for drunk driving with no lights on and 4 children in the car. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, January 20 1265 The first English parliament met in Westminster Hall. History ______________________________________________________ That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false. --- Paul Valery (1871 - 1945) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Sol Goldbaum, an elderly Jewish gentleman stood before a delicatessen display counter and pointed to a tray. "I'll have a pound of that roast beef," he said. "That's not roast beef," the clerk said loudly, "it's ham." "Sonny," the customer snapped, "in case nobody ever told you, a big mouth you got!" ______________________________________________________
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Rick's mother was speeding north on I-75 when she noticed a Michigan State Police car behind her with it's flashing red lights on. She was very nervous, as she had never been stopped in Michigan before and didn't know what to expect. The trooper approached her car then asked if she knew why he had stopped her. She said, " Oh, I bet I know why you stopped me. You want to sell me tickets to the policeman's ball." The trooper then told her that "Michigan State Police don't have balls." Rick's mother lost it and she started laughing uncontrollably. The troopers face turned bright red. He turned about on his heel, marched back to his car and took off with squealing tires. ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jacquelyn Nichole Tadrous, 33, Rockledge, Florida Florida woman arrested at 11:30 pm, for drunk driving with no lights on and 4 children in the car. A Rockledge woman was arrested Saturday after police say she was caught driving under the influence with four children in her car. Melbourne police say a passerby called to report a reckless driver on Lake Washington Road around 11:30 p.m. Saturday. The caller told police that the driver, later identified as 33-year-old Jacquelyn Nichole Tadrous, was weaving through traffic at a high rate of speed with no headlights. The officer who stopped Tadrous said she appeared to be intoxicated and had open containers of alcohol in the car. Also in the car were four children, ages 2, 3, 14 and 16. Tadrous, who was already driving with a suspended license and on probation for a 2015 DUI arrest, now faces additional charges that include child neglect and DUI while accompanied by a minor. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Iris Re: Tweakbit and Megabackup Dear Webby What do you think of those two programs? They sound a bit too good to be true. And that phony Microsoft partner logo really makes me suspicious. What do you know about them? Iris Dear Iris There is nothing wrong with your sleaze detector! Those two programs are some of the worst malware, that has come around in a long time. Avoid them like the plague, because they ARE a plague. They pop ads, and they open a back door for hackers to come in and they are difficult to remove. If a machine is infected with one or both, they are very difficult to clean out. The Windows Uninstall fails miserably. Revo uninstaller also fails. If you see either one of those two, back away from them as fast as you can. I agree that the "Microsoft Gold Partner" logo is as phony as a 3 dollar bill. Anybody can copy that and paste it on top of any garbage. Always check on Google or Bing to see if there are complaints and warnings. Or ask me, and I will check. By the way, the methods for getting rid of those two, that are listed on the web, don't work. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ On a small country road, a cyclist was rolling along happily on his brand new high-tech race machine. Some rednecks have been following him in their pick-up for a few hundred meters, and decided to scare the cyclist. They passed him real fast and also real close to try to send him into the ditch. They all laughed as they watched the white-faced cyclist through the pick-up's rear window. To their surprise, the cyclist began to gain speed on them and passed them on the right like a bullet. Standing the gas pedal, the pick-up passed the cyclist again real close while the passengers were doing some impolite gestures but as before, the cyclist quickly gained on the truck and passed him on the right again. Going down a hill, the redneck slammed the gearbox into fifth gear and passed the cyclist at around 100 miles per hour. This time, the cyclist passed the truck again so fast that he flew off the road. The rednecks stopped their truck and found the cyclist lying in the middle of a field. They picked up the cyclist and asked him what kind of bicycle he was using. "Never mind" replied the cyclist, "I'm just glad we stopped. My suspenders were caught on your rearview mirror!" ------------------------ That sure reminds me of my first few years in college, before I got my first motorcycle. I used to use an loop of rope to snag a truck on a curvy downhill section, where a crazy kid on a bike could easily catch up to a dumptruck or freighter, and then let the truck pull me the rest of the way. Even after doing it many hundreds of times, it always remained a white-knuckle scare requiring 100% attention. I definitely would not recommend that for today's traffic! ______________________________________________________ If you can help with thecost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Old Sweater Mophead Use an old sweater's arm for a perfect fit on your rectangular mop. I find acrylic sweaters to gather the most dust and gunk while leaving a nice shine. You can use them and wash them for reuse over and over. Source: My mother and her Swiffer-head disposal angst ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking at me." "Why complain?" said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Sally is employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest and trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" The man shrugged, "Yeah, well, that's the one and only fringe benefit I get these days for owning the company." ____________________________________________________ Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her. Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!" ____________________________________________________
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Today, January 20, in
1265 The first English parliament met in Westminster Hall. 
1839 Chile defeated a confederation of Peru and Bolivia 
 in the Battle of Yungay. 
1841 The island of Hong Kong was ceded to Great Britain. 
 It returned to Chinese control in July 1997. 
1885 The roller coaster was patented by L.A. Thompson. 
1886 The Mersey Railway Tunnel was officially opened by 
 the Prince of Wales. 
1887 The U.S. Senate approved an agreement to lease Pearl 
 Harbor in Hawaii as a naval base. 
1929 The movie "In Old Arizona" was released. The film was 
 the first full-length talking film to be filmed outdoors. 
1942 Nazi officials held the Wannsee conference, during 
 which they arrived at their "final solution" that called 
 for exterminating Europe's Jews. 
1944 The British RAF dropped 2,300 tons of bombs on Berlin. 
1952 In Juarez, Mexico, Patricia McCormick debuted as the 
 first professional woman bullfighter from the United States. 
1953 "Studio One" became the first television show to be 
 transmitted from the United States to Canada. 
1972 The number of unemployed in Britain exceeded 1 million. 
1981 Iran released 52 Americans that had been held hostage 
 for 444 days. The hostages were flown to Algeria and then 
 to a U.S. base in Wiesbaden, West Germany. The release 
 occurred minutes after the U.S. presidency had passed 
 from Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan. 
1985 Super Bowl XIX marked the first time that TV commercials 
 sold for a million dollars a minute. 
1986 Britain and France announced their plans to build the 
 Channel Tunnel. 
1986 New footage of the 1931 "Frankenstein" was found. The 
 footage was originally deleted because it was considered 
 to be too shocking. 
1987 Anglican Church envoy Terry Waite was kidnapped in 
 Beirut, Lebanon. He was there attempting to negotiate the 
 release of Western hostages. He was not freed until 
 November 1991. 
1994 Shannon Faulkner became the first woman to attend 
 classes at The Citadel in South Carolina. Faulkner joined 
 the cadet corps in August 1995 under court order but 
 soon dropped out. 
1996 Yasser Arafat was elected president of the Palestinian 
 Authority and his supporters won two thirds of the 80 
 seats in the Legislative Council. 
1998 American researchers announced that they had cloned 
 calves that may produce medicinal milk. 
1998 In Chile, a judge agreed to hear a lawsuit that 
 accused Chile's former dictator Augusto Pinochet with 
 genocide. 
1999 The China News Service announced that the Chinese 
 government was tightening restrictions on internet use. 
 The rules were aimed at 'Internet Bars.' 
2000 Greece and Turkey signed five accords aimed to build 
 confidence between the two nations. 
2002 Michael Jordan (Washington Wizards) played his first 
 game in Chicago as a visiting player. The Wizards beat 
 the Bulls 77-69.
2015  smiled.


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