How to deal with autoresponders 



Good Morning, ,
Today is Thursday, January 21

 >From Mary
Again your advise has helped me. I was in need. Of ink and 
the extra one from Atlantic ink would not work.

I seen yesterdays humor for Comp Shop ink. I ordered my 
ink and last night I got a email saying they had shipped. 
Should be here by Friday.

Thats good service. Again Thanks
Mary :)


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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Drunk Wisconsin woman who was arrested after she drove off with the Sheriff's car, for her third DUI. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, January 21 2003 It was announced by the U.S. Census Bureau that estimates showed that the Hispanic population had passed the black population for the first time. History ______________________________________________________ Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived. --- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ While working as a volunteer at our local Boy Scout Council office, one of the professional staff -- who was wearing street clothes instead of her usual uniform -- was talking about the NATO phonetic alphabet. She said that she had learned it some years ago and proceeded to recite it. "Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta..." But, when she got to the letter "U," she stumbled and asked for help. I offered a hint: "What AREN'T you wearing today?" "Underwear?" she replied. ------- Uniform ______________________________________________________
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Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore." So she drove the boat to shore. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, "Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook the dinner, and wash the dishes." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Sara Windom, 29, Baraboo, Wisconsin Drunk Wisconsin woman drives off with the Sheriff's car for her third DUI. The Juneau County Sheriff's Office says a Baraboo woman drove off in one of the office's squad cars early Saturday morning and now is accused of her third drunken driving offense. The office says a deputy and a state trooper were dealing with an intoxicated man and woman at a BP gas station in Lyndon Station. The woman, Sara Windom, left the convenience store and when the deputy looked outside he saw his patrol car was missing, and a witness reported the woman got in the squad car and went east on Interstate 90/94. The deputy and trooper got in the trooper's car, caught up with the stolen squad car and pulled over Windom, 29. She was arrested and taken to the Juneau County Jail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Reg Re: Autoresponders Dear Webby I have to send regular announcements for the chamber to all members. That part is no problem, but some moron talked a number of members into using auto-responders on their mail and THAT is becoming quite a nuisance. How do you deal with that problem ? Reg Dear Reg Since people who use auto-responders never send any intelligent mail anyway, I use MailWSher to blacklist them and to filter all mail from their address straight into the trash. There are some nasty tricks that you could use, but I am quite sure simple trashing will take care of your problem. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ > From * I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera! * Name withheld by request ______________________________________________________ If you can help with thecost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cheesy Baked Ziti It's my own version of baked ziti that Italian restaurants serve. If you make it at home, you can save a lot. Approximate Time: 45 minutes Yield: 8 It's my own version of baked ziti that Italian restaurants serve. If you make it at home, you can save a lot. Approximate Time: 45 minutes Yield: 8Cheesy Baked Zitti Ingredients: 250 mg Penne Regate Gourmet Pasta 200 mg 3 Cheese Tomato Sauce 1/2 lb cheddar cheese, grated 1/4 lb bacon strips, crushed 1 clove garlic, chopped 1 small piece of onion, chopped 1/4 lb butter, sliced salt and pepper to taste Steps: Bring the water to a boil for the pasta. Make sure you add a little bit of oil and a pinch of salt to make your pasta perfect. Once cooked, drain water and pour cold water over to stop pasta being overcooked. Drain again and set aside. Heat saucepan on stove to medium heat. Melt butter and fry bacon strips. Once bacon is crispy, set aside to cool. In the same saucepan, add more butter until melted. Saute' garlic and onions. Pour in the three cheese sauce and bring it to boil. Assemble casserole in a baking pan. Alternate pasta, sauce and grated cheddar cheese. Repeat until all ingredients are in the pan. Top with more cheese covering most of the surface. Bake at 325 degrees F until all the cheese has melted. By cherriefic [2] ______________________________________________________
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Whew! Glad I don't have to drive that highway to work every day!

Today, January 21, in
1793 During the French Revolution, King Louis XVI was executed 
 on the guillotine. He had been condemned for treason. 
1812 The Y-bridge in Zanesville, OH, was approved for construction. 
1853 Dr. Russell L. Hawes patented the envelope folding machine. 
1865 An oil well was drilled by torpedoes for the first time. 
1900 Canadian troops set sail to fight in South Africa. The 
 Boers had attacked Ladysmith on January 8, 1900. 
1911 The first Monte Carlo car rally was held. Seven days later 
 it was won by Henri Rougier. 
1915 The first Kiwanis club was formed in Detroit, MI. 
1924 Soviet leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin died. Joseph Stalin began
 a purge of his rivals for the leadership of the Soviet Union. 
1927 The first opera broadcast over a national radio network was 
 presented in Chicago, IL. The opera was "Faust". 
1941 The British communist newspaper, the "Daily Worker," was 
 banned due to wartime restrictions. 
1954 The Nautilus was launched in Groton, CT. It was the first 
 atomic-powered submarine. U.S. First Lady Mamie Eisenhower 
 broke the traditional bottle of champagne across the bow. 
1954 The gas turbine automobile was introduced in New York City. 
1970 The Boeing 747 made its first commercial flight from New 
 York to London for Pan American. 
1970 ABC-TV presented "The Johnny Cash Show" in prime time. 
1976 The French Concorde SST aircraft began regular commercial 
 service for Air France and British Airways. 
1977 U.S. President Carter pardoned almost all Vietnam War 
 draft evaders. 
1980 Gold was valued at $850 an ounce. 
1994 A jury in Manassas, VA, acquitted Lorena Bobbitt by reason 
 of temporary insanity of maliciously wounding (severing his penis) 
 her husband John. She accused him of sexually assaulting her. 
1997 Newt Gingrich was fined as the U.S. House of Representatvies 
 voted for first time in history to discipline its leader for 
 ethical misconduct. 
1998 A former White House intern said on tape that she had an 
 affair with U.S. President Clinton. 
1999 The U.S. Coast Guard intercepted a ship headed for Houston, TX, 
 that had over 9,500 pounds of cocaine aboard. It was one of the 
 largest drug busts in U.S. history. 
2002 In Goma, Congo, about fifty people were killed when lava flow 
 ignited a gas station. The people killed were trying to steal fuel 
 from elevated tanks. The eruption of Mount Nyiragongo began on 
 January 17, 2002. 
2002 In London, a 17th century book by Capt. John Smith, founder 
 of the English settlement at Jamestown, was sold at auction for 
 $48,800. "The General History of Virginia, New England and the 
 Summer Isles" was published in 1632. 
2003 It was announced by the U.S. Census Bureau that estimates showed 
 that the Hispanic population had passed the black population for 
 the first time.
2015  smiled.


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