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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Kentucky woman arrested for assaulting, robbing disabled man after he jokes that he doesn't believe in God Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, January 22 1666 - Shah Jahan, a descendant of Genghis Khan and Timur, died at the age of 74. He was the Mongol emperor of India who built the Taj Mahal as a mausoleum for his wife Mumtaz-i-Mahal. History ______________________________________________________ O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side! William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. --- Roald Dahl Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. -- H. Mumford Jones ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Anagrams The Morse Code Here come Dots Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em Animosity Is No Amity Mother-in-law Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness Genuine Class SemolinaIs No Meal The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes That Queer Shake Eleven plus two Twelve plus one Contradiction Accord not in it Astronomer Moon Starer ______________________________________________________
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Laura Reid, 49, Louisville, Kentucky Kentucky woman arrested for assaulting, robbing disabled man after he jokes that he doesn't believe in God A woman was arrested at the Hall of Justice in downtown Louisville Tuesday afternoon, months after police say she assaulted and robbed a man after he joked that he did not believe in God. According to an arrest warrant, the incident took place on Oct. 20, but Reid was not arrested until she was seen at the Hall of Justice on January 5. Police say that 49-year-old Laura Reid was visiting a disabled man in his home. At one point, police say, Reid asked the victim if he believed in God, and he jokingly replied that he did not. According to an arrest warrant, Reid became angry with his response, so she picked up his metal cane and began beating him on the head and body, hitting him so hard that the cane broke. Police say the victim was unable to leave his home because of his disability, and Reid stayed there for three hours after the assault. When she finally left, she allegedly took the man's cell phone, keys, $50 cash and a wallet containing credit cards. Police say the man eventually crawled to a nearby gas station, where police and EMS were called. The man was taken to St. Mary and Elizabeth Hospital, where he was treated for injuries he sustained, including a concussion, a broken arm, multiple bruises, as well as cuts and abrasions. The victim was eventually able to cancel his credit cards -- and identify Reid, who was known to him, according to police. A warrant was issued for Reid's arrest on Thursday, Oct. 29. She was arrested by Jefferson County Sheriff's Office deputies on Tuesday, Jan. 5, at the Hall of Justice. She is charged with second degree assault, second degree robbery, and first degree unlawful imprisonment. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Pennie Re: How do I close an account on FaceBook? Dear Webby Hope things are well on your side. I have a question about Facebook and would be very pleased if you can help. Somehow I created 2 profiles and now I do not know how to delete the one -- it is rather confusing to my friends. I will be ever so thankful if you have a solution -- with all the experience you have about computers and programs I am sure you will be able to help. Thank you for all the newsletters, I know you use a lot of time compiling them. Take care and keep warm. Pennie Dear Pennie To deactivate your account: Click the account menu at the top right of any Facebook page. Select Settings. Click Security in the left column. Choose Deactivate your account then follow the steps to confirm. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. "I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game." "How long could that have taken you?" "Well, I had to toss it 174 times." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Homemade Cookie Butter Homemade Cookie Butter Cookie butter is one of my favourite indulgences. If you haven't had it before, it's similar to peanut butter, only it's made out of cookies. I stopped buying it from the shops when I realized I could make it for 1/6th of the price by myself with ingredients I already have at home. Plus, its faster to make than it takes me to get to the store that carries it! I happen to have an excess of ginger oat cookies from the holidays. You can use any dry cookie or graham cracker. Just add a pinch of cinnamon and nutmeg if you'd like the popular leading brand cookie butter taste. Approximate Time: 10 minutes Yield: 15 servings Ingredients: 4 oz cookies (I used ginger oatmeal) 1/4 cup powdered sugar 1 Tbsp brown sugar 1/4 cup oil (vegetable, canola, or coconut) Steps: Break up the cookies and add to food processor along with powdered and brown sugars. Pulse until finely ground. Pour into a bowl. Working in little batches, return the ground cookie and sugar mixture to the food processor and pulse again to turn into fine powder (I did it four times). With the food processor running, slowly add the oil, stopping and scraping down the sides and mixing. It will take a minute or two to get to a nice creamy consistency. Serve with toast, bagels, waffles, pancakes, or drizzle on ice cream. It's very versatile! I like to jar it up and give it as gifts. If sealed nicely, it will keep well at room temperature for a few weeks. By attosa [163] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A beautiful woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it. She decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared and told her that swimming was prohibited because there was pesticide and fertilizer run-off in the water. "You could have told me that before I undressed!" she scolded him. "Just don't swim in that", he replied, "But undressing is quite OK, and you can sun-tan as long as you want." ___________________________________________________
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Miniature horses as therapy animals are a great idea. I wanted to use one of my llamas as a therapy llama and visit nursing homes and hospitals, but didnít get the chance to.

Today, January 22, in
1666 - Shah Jahan, a descendant of Genghis Khan and Timur, 
 died at the age of 74. He was the Mongol emperor of India 
 who built the Taj Mahal as a mausoleum for his wife 
1771 The Falkland Islands were ceded to Britain by Spain. 
1824 The Asante army crushed British troops in the Gold Coast. 
1874 A patent was issued to Samuel W. Francis for spork. 
1879 British troops were massacred by the Zulus at Isandhlwana. 
1900 Off of South Africa, the British released the German steamer 
 Herzog, which had been seized on January 6. 
1901 Queen Victoria of England died after reigning for nearly 64 
 years. Edward VII, her son, succeeded her. 
1905 Insurgent workers were fired on in St Petersburg, Russia, 
 resulting in "Bloody Sunday." 500 people were killed. 
1917 U.S. President Wilson pleaded for an end to war in Europe, 
 calling for "peace without victory." America entered the war 
 the following April. 
1930 In New York, excavation began for the Empire State Building. 
1941 Britain captured Tobruk from German forces. 
1944 Allied forces began landing at Anzio, Italy, during WWII. 
1951 Fidel Castro was ejected from a Winter League baseball 
 game after hitting a batter. He later gave up baseball for 
1957 Suspected "Mad Bomber" was arrested in Waterbury, CT. 
 George P. Metesky was accused of planting more than 30 
 explosive devices in the New York City area. 
1957 The Israeli army withdrew from the Sinai. They had 
 invaded Egypt on October 29, 1956. 
1962 Cuba's membership in the Organization of American 
 States (OAS) was suspended. 
1964 Kenneth Kaunda was sworn in as the first Prime Minister 
 of Northern Rhodesia. 
1970 The first regularly scheduled commercial flight of the 
 Boeing 747 began in New York City and ended in London about 
 6 1/2 hours later. 
1972 The United Kingdom, the Irish Republic, and Denmark 
 joined the EEC. 
1973 Joe Frazier lost the first fight of his professional 
 career to George Foreman. He had been the undefeated 
 heavyweight world champion since February 16, 1970 when 
 he knocked out Jimmy Ellis. 
1973 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down state laws that had 
 been restricting abortions during the first six months of 
 pregnancy. The case (Roe vs. Wade) legalized abortion. 
1984 Apple introduced the Macintosh during the third quarter 
 of Super Bowl XVIII. 
1995 Two Palestinian suicide bombers from the Gaza Strip 
 detonated powerful explosives at a military transit point 
 in central Israel, killing 19 Israelis. 
1998 Theodore Kaczynski pled guilty to federal charges for his 
 role as the Unabomber. He agreed to life in prison without parole. 
2000 Elian Gonzalez's grandmothers met privately with U.S. 
 Attorney General Janet Reno as they appealed for help in removing 
 the boy from his Florida relatives and reuniting him with his 
 father in Cuba. 
2001 Acting on a tip, authorities captured four of the "Texas 7" 
 in Woodland Park, CO, at a convenience store. A fifth convict 
 killed himself inside a motor home. 
2002 In Calcutta, India, Heavily armed gunmen attacked the U.S. 
 government cultural center. Five police officers were killed and 
 twenty others, including one pedestrian and one private security 
 guard, were wounded. 
2002 Lawyers suing Enron Corp. asked a court to prevent further 
 shredding of documents due to the pending federal investigation. 
2002 AOL Time Warner filed suit against Microsoft in federal court 
 seeking damages for harm done to AOL's Netscape Internet Browser 
 when Microsoft began giving away its competing browser. 
2002 Kmart Corp. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy making it the 
 largest retailer in history to seek legal protection from its 
2003 It was reported that scientists in China had found fossilized 
 remains of a dinosaur with four feathered wings. 
2015  smiled.

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