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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Ex-Texas teacher busted for having sex with student is suing him for recording tryst, and his mother for calling her a 'predator' Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, January 28, in 1999 Ford Motor Company announced the purchase of Sweden's Volvo AB for $6.45 billion. History ______________________________________________________ Man always gets less than he demands from life. --- Jack London (1876 - 1916) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her in pink from head to toe. At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her. At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them. The child was crying and begging for some special treat. He wants some candy or gum and his mother won't let him have any, she thought. Then she heard his mother's reply. "No!" she said, looking in her direction. "You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one!" ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Another laptop computer has disappeared from the State Department. The disappearance came to light during an inventory ordered after a laptop containing classified information went missing about two months ago. A note was sent to State Department Employees: When you want to deliver a message, just send e-mail - not the entire computer. ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tanya Ramirez, 31, Corpus Christi, Texas Ex-Texas teacher busted for having sex with student is suing him for recording tryst, and his mother for calling her a 'predator' A former Texas teacher who was busted for having sex with a 17-year-old student filed a lawsuit against him for recording their tryst and one against the teen's mother for calling her a "predator." Tanya Ramirez claims that the teen videotaped their sex in 2014 and "disseminated the video to numerous people and caused the video to be posted on YouTube," the lawsuit against the student charges. The teen's "extreme and outrageous" conduct caused Ramirez severe emotional distress, according to the suit. "You can't have sex with someone and film it without their knowledge, and post it on the Internet," Amie Pratt, one of Ramirez's lawyers, told the Daily News on Wednesday. In a suit filed previously, Ramirez claims the teen's mother, Kimberly Tademy, has told several media outlets the teacher has had sex with students other than her son, and that Ramirez is a sexual predator of children. The false statements exposed Ramirez to "public hatred, contempt, ridicule, and financial injury, and impeached her honesty and integrity," the lawsuit claims. Ramirez, who taught at King High School in Corpus Christi, pleaded guilty to having an improper relationship with a student, and was given seven years probation. In a second case, she pleaded no contest to having sex with another 17-year-old student. She was indicted in 2014 under a Texas law which forbids teachers from having sex with students from the same school, even if the students are of legal age. In Texas, 17 is the age of consent. Her lawyers are in the process of filing a notice of appeal, claiming the "Improper Relationship Between Educator and Student" law is not constitutional and makes "no sense." "Even though she is guilty of having sex with a student, the student was a consenting adult when it happened," Pratt told The News. "Had she not been a teacher, this would not have been a crime." ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Walter Re: Printing from Chrome Dear Webby now that I am using Chrome I can't figure out how to print an email letter. When I click on the print icon a window pops up asking whether to save the copy but I just want to print it. How does that work? Also, does Chrome have a 'Menu' bar? As always my sincerest thanks. Be well, live long, and prosper, Walter Dear Walter To print from Chrome, hit CTRL P If your printing preference is set for PDF or Print To File, change that to your current printer. Usually it remembers your preferences. The menu is in the three horizontal bars in the right top corner. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove today, you dope." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Blender Pancakes Healthy and delicious! A nice change of pace from traditional pancakes. Approximate Time: 10 minutes Yield: 2 people Ingredients: 1 cup cottage cheese or Greek yogurt (I used blueberry Greek yogurt) 2 large eggs 1 cup rolled oats A little milk or other liquid if you think the batter is too thick Steps: Preheat the griddle over medium-high heat. Griddle is ready when beads of water "dance" on it. Put your ingredients in a blender. I put them in a bowl, and used my immersion blender. Cook the pancakes until bubbles form on the surface. This takes 1 to 1 1/2 minutes (mine took slightly longer). Turn and cook until brown on other side, a couple of minutes more. Serve with butter, jam, syrup, sugar or fresh fruit on top. Source: February 2016 issue of Family Circle magazine By Judy Pariser S. [80] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Schwartz, the town grouch. So Schwartz went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special: "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothin', so what are ya goin to do?" The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tells Schwartz: "What you need is jar number 43." Jar number 43? Mr. Schwartz wonders. So the doctor brings the jar and tells Schwartz to taste it. He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is gross!" he yells. "I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Schwartz," says the doctor. "that will be $100." So Schwartz goes home very mad. One month later, Schwartz goes back to the doctor along - with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember!" The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Schwartz, "What you need is jar number 43..." Before the doctor finished his sentence, Schwartz fled the office. ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Judge: "I see you are back for fighting with your wife. Liquor again?" "No, sir," was the reply. "She licked me this time." ____________________________________________________ A young man volunteered to baby-sit one night so his girlfriend and her mom could go to some tupperware party. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football. One child kept creeping down the stairs but the young man kept sending him back. At 9pm, the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbour Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, "No". Just then a little head appeared over the banister and a voice shouted: "I'm here Mom but he won't let me go home." ____________________________________________________
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Today, January 28, in
1521 The Diet of Worms began, at which Protestant reformer 
 Luther was declared an outlaw by the Roman Catholic church. 
1547 England's King Henry VIII died. He was succeeded by his 
 9 year-old son, Edward VI. 
1788 The first British penal settlement in Australia was founded 
 at Botany Bay. 
1807 London's Pall Mall became the first street lit by gaslight. 
1871 France surrendered in the Franco-Prussian War. 
1878 The first telephone switchboard was installed in New Haven, CT. 
1902 The Carnegie Institution was established in Washington, DC. It 
 began with a gift of $10 million from Andrew Carnegie. 
1909 The United States ended direct control over Cuba. 
1915 The Coast Guard was created by an act of the U.S. Congress to 
 fight contraband trade and aid distressed vessels at sea. 
1916 Louis D. Brandeis was appointed by President Wilson to the U.S. 
 Supreme Court, becoming its first Jewish member. 
1918 The Bolsheviks occupied Helsinki, Finland. 
1935 Iceland became the first country to introduce legalized abortion. 
1945 During World War II, Allied supplies began reaching China 
 over the newly reopened Burma Road. 
1957 The Brooklyn Dodgers announced that circus clown Emmett Kelly had 
 been hired to entertain fans at baseball games. 
1958 Construction began on first private thorium-uranium nuclear reactor. 
1965 General Motors reported the biggest profit of any U.S. company 
 in history. 
1980 Six Americans who had fled the U.S. embassy in Tehran, Iran, on 
 November 4, 1979, left Iran using false Canadian diplomatic passports. 
 The Americans had been hidden at the Canadian embassy in Tehran. 
1982 Italian anti-terrorism forces rescued U.S. Brigadier General 
 James L. Dozier. He had been kidnapped by the Red Brigades 42 days before. 
1986 The U.S. space shuttle Challenger exploded just after takeoff. All 
 seven of its crewmembers were killed. 
1998 In Manilla, Philippines, gunmen held at least 400 children and 
 teachers for several hours at an elementary school. 
1999 Ford Motor Company announced the purchase of Sweden's Volvo AB 
 for $6.45 billion. 
2002 Toys R Us Inc. announced that it would be closing 27 Toys R Us 
 stores and 37 Kids R Us stores in order to cut costs and boost 
 operating profits.
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