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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida teacher accused of having sex with teen re-arrested on suspicion of tampering with evidence Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, January 29, in 1997 America Online agreed to give refunds to frustrated customers under threat of lawsuits across the country. Customers were unable to log on after AOL offered a flat $19.95-a-month rate. History ______________________________________________________ Women always think they can change their man They never do. Men alway hope that their woman won't change They always do. --- Socratex A good wife sometimes forgives her husband when she's wrong. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?" "I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink Less." ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the facilities. To assure herself of the center's high standards, the young mother asked about the curriculum. "Well," said the director, eyes twinkling, "today we are studying the children's favorite philosopher: Play-Dough." (Plato was a famous philosopher in Greece about 2400 years ago) ______________________________________________________ Looks like Antelope Canyon ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Sara Moore, 35, St Cloud, Floriduh Florida teacher accused of having sex with teen re-arrested on suspicion of tampering with evidence Ex-substitute teacher accused of sex with boy rearrested after posting bond A Florida teacher accused of having sex with her childís friend has been rearrested on suspicion of tampering with evidence. Sara Moore, 35, is accused of sleeping with the 14-year-old boy more than two dozen times at her home in St. Cloud. Moore was released on bail last week, but has been rearrested on suspicion of evidence tampering, reported Fox 35 Orlando. Her relationship with the teen was uncovered when his parents found condoms and sexually explicit Instagram messages, according to an affidavit. Substitute teacher Moore is now accused of going to a local Verizon store to attempt to wipe information from her cellphone. According to a police report, Moore told an employee she was "in trouble with police" and asked how to delete evidence, remotely. "Apparently, she made some statements to a store clerk there about wanting to access a phone that was in evidence pertinent to her current case," said an attorney. Staff at the store alerted police, who then arrested Moore once more. The teen victim, who is friends with the married St. Cloud Middle School health teacherís children, told police he had sex with Moore up to 25 times in the back of a car at a gas station parking lot, and in her daughterís bedroom. When his parents learned of the sex, he burst into tears and said that he didnít want to ruin her life. Moore, who worked with the Osceola County school district for three years, was fired last week. Moore is charged with 10 counts of sexual battery on a minor. A judge handed Moore $75,000 bail on the tampering with evidence charge Wednesday, and she will stay in jail because her bond was revoked because of the sexual battery charge. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Vicky Re: Secret Key combos Dear Webby What is the secret key combination to jump back and forth between different programs ? I have seen people use that trick and it looks so cool and professional, but I don't want those people to know that I don't kow. Thanks Vicky Dear Vicky ALT TAB will jump the curser to the previously used program. Also handy are these: CTRL C copy CTRL V paste CTRL X cut (= copy and delete the copied stuff) CTRL Z OOOPS, undo the previous action Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Lisa was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection and the traffic behind her was starting to pile up. The guy in the car directly behind her was honking his horn continuously as Lisa continued to try getting the car to start up again. Finally Lisa gets out of her car and approaches the guy in the car behind her. "I can't seem to get my car started," Lisa said, smiling. "Would you be a sweetheart and go and see if you can get it started for me. I'll stay here in your car and honk your horn for you." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from No Bake Chocolate Mint Cookies This is a very simple way to get your fix of those crispy, chocolatey, minty cookies. I had seen a similar recipe and they used Andes baking chips. I had never heard of them. But sure enough, there they were at Target! I almost paid the $3 for the bag, but realized I probably had all the ingredients at home to make them just as good. Be warned that once you eat one, you will want to keep going until the whole platter is gone! Approximate Time: 10 minutes, plus time for the chocolate to harden Yield: About 20 "cookies" Ingredients: 20 Ritz crackers 1/4 bag (4 oz) semi-sweet chocolate chips (I used mini) 1 Tbsp shortening 1/2 tsp peppermint extract Steps: Put your chocolate chips in a microwave-safe bowl. Add chocolate chips and shortening. You can skip the shortening, if you like. I always use it and rarely have chocolate "seize" on me. Microwave 30 seconds to start with. Take out of the microwave and stir. Put in the microwave and heat another 20-30 seconds. Stir until the chocolate is smooth. Add 1/2 teaspoon of peppermint extract, stir and then taste. Don't go crazy with this stuff. If you want it a little more minty, add a few more drops. Stir the extract into the chocolate. Take your cracker and dip it into the melted chocolate. I like to use a spoon to pour the chocolate on top. You can use a fork underneath to pull the cracker out. Wipe the fork against the bowl to get the excess chocolate off. Place on a piece of wax paper. Wait patiently for the chocolate to harden. Enjoy! By Becky Miles [100] ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?" Many weeks passed before Manny and his friend got together again. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!" ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ "BettySue," asked Dawn thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught your husband with another woman?" "Another woman with MY husband?" BettySue thought it over. "Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from." ____________________________________________________ The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said: "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world." But then she said: "I'm glad that you feel this way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us." ____________________________________________________
The Site Of The Salem Witch Trials Has Been Found, And It's Not Where You'd Expect

Today, January 29, in
1820 Britain's King George III died insane at Windsor Castle. 
1845 Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" was published for the 
 first time in the "New York Evening Mirror." 
1848 Greenwich Mean Time was adopted by Scotland. 
1850 Henry Clay introduced in the Senate a compromise bill 
 on slavery that included the admission of California into 
 the Union as a free state. 
1886 The first successful petrol-driven motorcar, built by 
 Karl Benz, was patented. 
1916 In World War I, Paris was bombed by German zeppelins 
 for the first time. 
1924 R. Taylor patented the ice cream cone rolling machine. 
1940 The W. Atlee Burpee Seed Company displayed the first 
 tetraploid flowers at the New York City Flower Show. 
1949 "The Newport News" was commissioned as the first 
 air-conditioned naval ship in Virginia. 
1963 Britain was refused entry into the EEC. 
1987 "Physicianís Weekly" announced that the smile on the 
 face of Leonardo DeVinci's Mona Lisa was caused by a 
 "...facial paralysis resulting from a swollen nerve 
 behind the ear." 
1990 Joseph Hazelwood, the former skipper of the Exxon Valdez, 
 went on trial in Anchorage, AK, on charges that stemmed from 
 America's worst oil spill. Hazelwood was later acquitted of 
 all the major charges and was convicted of a misdemeanor. 
1996 French President Jacques Chirac announced the "definitive 
 end" to nuclear testing. 
1996 La Fenice, the 204 year old opera house in Venice, was 
 destroyed by fire. Arson was suspected. 
1997 America Online agreed to give refunds to frustrated 
 customers under threat of lawsuits across the country. 
 Customers were unable to log on after AOL offered a flat 
 $19.95-a-month rate. 
1998 A bomb exploded at an abortion clinic in Birmingham, AL, 
 killing an off-duty policeman and severely wounding a nurse. 
 Eric Rudolph was charged with this bombing and three other 
 attacks in Atlanta. 
1999 Paris prosecutors announced the end of the investigation 
into the accident that killed Britain's Princess Diana. 
1999 The U.S. Senate delivered subpoenas for Monica Lewinsky 
 and two presidential advisers for private, videotaped 
 testimony in the impeachment trial. 
2001 In Indonesia, thousands of student protesters stormed 
 the parliament property and demanded that President 
 Abdurrahman Wahid quit due to his alleged involvement in 
 two corruption scandals. Wahid announced that he would 
 not resign. 
2014 Archaeologists announced that they had uncovered what 
 they believed to be the oldest temple in Roman antiquity. 
 The temple was found at the Sant'Omobono site in central Rome. 
2015  smiled.

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