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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Las Vegas high school teacher arrested for sex with special ed boy and allegedly exchanged 13,000 text messages with teen Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 1, in 1788 Isaac Briggs and William Longstreet patented the steamboat. History ______________________________________________________ Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. --- John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006) If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. -- Bill Vaughan Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had. --- Michael Crichton (1942 - 2008), ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he asked. His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how life wouldn't be the same without him, etc. Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt her answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?" She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you asked me if I would marry you again!" As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry me again?" Without hesitation, she said, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce." ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jillian B Lafave, 25, married, Las Vegas, Nevada Las Vegas high school teacher arrested for sex with special ed boy and allegedly exchanged 13,000 text messages with teen It is getting difficult to pick just one in the current epidemic of teachers messing with students! A married Las Vegas high school teacher is accused of having sex with a special education student and allegedly exchanged more than 13,000 text messages with the teen, many sexual in nature, according to reports. Valley High School teacher Jillian B. Lafave, 25, faces a felony charge of performing a sex act with a pupil, court records show. Lafave was put on paid administrative leave following her arrest. While she was arrested on Jan. 16, news of the arrest was first reported Monday. A police report obtained by ABC affiliate KTNV-TV alleges that the student and teacher exchanged thousands of text messages, many sexual in nature. According to the arrest report, the teen would hang out with Lafave nearly every day. A hall monitor spotted the teacher having sex during school hours with the 16-year-old, who does not understand right from wrong, school sources told NBC affiliate KSNV. Lafave, who is free on bond, is scheduled to return to court in March. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Peter P Re: Unsolicited por mail Dear Webby Af riend of mine is receiving unsolicited pronographic E-mails from the following site. What can he do to stop this from happening? The site does not have an "unsuscribe" feature. He is 83 years old and not too experienced with the internet so he has asked me if I can help. Any help you can give us would be appreciated. Peter P Dear Peter First, don't ever click on the unsubscribe on shady stuff !!!! The unsubscribe only works with legitimate sites like the Humor Letter. With spam, the unsubscribe only confirms to them that your address works, and they promptly sell your address to thousands of other spammers. I would recommend that you suggest to your friend to install the MailWasher. The icon for that is on the right side on the Humor Letter. With the MailWasher he can easily bounce that spam and make it appear to the spammer that his address does not work, or better yet, make it drop straight down to hell, unseen by any human. Automatically. He can trigger MailWasher with that IP number or with words, that are common to THAT email, but not in good and proper emails. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Many answering machines have a test button to test play your different answering messages. You can easily save a special one on the alternate message and play that for nuisance callers. Here is an example: "This is the Microwave speaking. The answering machine is too busy to talk to you. If you want anything boiled, please hold it up to the phone. If you are a telemarketer, please press the star key now." There are many different free text-to-speech programs available. Most let you select different voices, male, female, old, young, and usually also a "Robo-Voice". That one is best for that message. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Change Computer Date to Extend your "Free Trial" Subscriptions We all have tried various free trial products such as subscriptions to music, games, book clubs, the list could go on and on. If your free trial is about up and you would still like to keep it without making a permanent purchase option just yet, all you need to do is go under your computer settings that manage the time and date and push the date back for however long you would like to extend your free trial. Granted, with some subscriptions you gain more perks once you subscribe and the trial they offer is just a sample of the overall service but if your undecided or run out of time before you get to check out the service this is an easy way to give you more time. Source: Life Tricks by Leslie Rodriguez By Amy May M. [1] Aside from being immoral and unethical, that trick does not work anymore. Windows updates the time and date automatically. Also, keep in mind that the people, who wrote that program, are usually just a tad smarter than the average thief. When you download the trial version, it is encoded with the date. If you play silly tricks to extend the trial period for eleven months, and then finally pay for a year, you get a year starting a month after you downloaded the one month free trial. You can't really argue about not being able to steal. Don't use that trick for more than just overnight. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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Today, February 1, in
1788 Isaac Briggs and William Longstreet patented the steamboat.
1793 France declared war on Britain and Holland. 
1793 Ralph Hodgson patented oiled silk. 
1861 Texas voted to secede from the Union. 
1862 "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," by Julia Ward Howe was first 
 published in the "Atlantic Monthly." 
1865 U.S. President Abraham Lincoln signed a Joint Resolution 
 submitting the proposed 13th Amendment to the states. 
1867 In the U.S., bricklayers start working 8-hour days. 
1893 Thomas A. Edison completed work on the world's first 
 motion picture studio in West Orange, NJ. 
1900 Eastman Kodak Co. introduced the $1 Brownie box camera. 
1913 Grand Central Terminal (also known as Grand Central Station) 
 opened in New York City, NY. It was the largest train station in the world. 
1919 The first Miss America was crowned in New York City. 
1920 The first armored car was introduced. 
1920 Canada's Royal North West Mounted Police changed their name 
 to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The organization was 
 commissioned in 1873. 
1921 Carmen Fasanella registered as a taxicab owner and driver in 
 Princeton, New Jersey. Fasanella retired November 2, 1989 after 
 68 years and 243 days of service. 
1930 The Times published its first crossword puzzle. 
1951 The first telecast of an atomic explosion took place. 
1951 The first X-ray moving picture process was demonstrated. 
1958 The United Arab Republic was formed by a union of Egypt 
 and Syria. It was broken 1961. 
1960 Four black college students began a sit-in protest at a 
 lunch counter in Greensboro, NC. They had been refused service. 
1968 During the Vietnam War, South Vietnamese National Police 
 Chief Brig. Gen. Nguyen Ngoc Loan executed a Viet Cong officer 
 and rapist with a pistol shot to the head. The scene was captured 
 in a news photograph and used in anti war propaganda. 
1976 "Sonny and Cher" resumed on TV despite a real life divorce. 
1979 Patty Hearst was released from prison after serving 22 months 
 of a seven-year sentence for bank robbery. Her sentence had been 
 commuted by U.S. President Carter. 
1979 Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini was welcomed in Tehran as he 
 ended nearly 15 years of exile. 
1991 A USAir jetliner crashed atop a commuter plane at Los Angeles 
 International Airport. 35 people were killed. 
1994 Jeff Gillooly pled guilty in Portland, OR, for his role in 
 the attack on figure skater Nancy Kerrigan. Gillooly, Tonya 
 Harding's ex-husband, struck a plea bargain under which he 
 confessed to racketeering charges in exchange for testimony 
 implicating Harding. 
1996 Visa and Mastercard announced security measures that 
 would make it safe to shop on the Internet. 
1999 Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky gave a deposition 
 that was videotaped for senators weighing impeachment charges 
 against U.S. President Clinton. 
2001 Three Scottish judges found Abdel Basset al-Mergrahi guilty 
 of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, which killed 270 people. 
 The court said that Megrahi was a member of the Libyan 
 intelligence service. Al-Amin Khalifa, who had been co-accused, 
 was acquitted and freed. 
2003 NASA's space shuttle Columbia exploded while re-entering the 
 Earth's atmosphere. All seven astronauts on board were killed.
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