How to send multiple pictures 

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Former NBA player Gilbert Arenas, who admits to credit card fraud and then brags about it on Instagram. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 5, in 1782 The Spanish captured Minorca from the British. History ______________________________________________________ People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. --- A. J. Liebling (1904 - 1963) Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival. --- W. Edwards Deming ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents. When she rang the bell, Little Johnny answered. The teacher smiled and said, "I'd like to talk to your mother or father." Little Johnny said, "Sorry, but they ain't here." "Little Johnny!" she said, "what is it with your grammar?" And Little Johnny said, "Beats me, but dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!" ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Gilbert Arenas, 34 Former NBA player Gilbert Arenas admits to credit card fraud and then brags about it on Instagram. "I'll order $80,000 worth of ones,throw about $40,000 of it too the strippers, sneak the rest out the club...have one of my #teammates sign that bill....wake up the next day,call #americanexpress(my card was stolen at the strip club last night,and these charges aint mines) with a (no questions asked policy)once they see its not ur signture,they refund you ALL your money back lmaoooo soooo I got the $80,000 I spent back..PLUS the $40,000 I took out the club." HipHollywood has learned exclusively that disgraced NBA star Gilbert Arenas is now under investigation by a fraud department after bragging online about operating a credit card scam. A spokesmen for American Express tells us that they’re aware of Agent Zero’s incriminating Instagram post and are looking into it. A massive credit card company vs. Gilbert Arenas. There are no winners here. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Hank Re: How to send multiple pictures Dear Webby You are a regular visitor to my home. Every day I use your humor and pithy sayings to folks all around. What is the best way to send multiple photos, some with high resolution, to another via e-mail? I use to have a program to do that but I lost it some way and can't remember what it is. I have W-7. Is there some program built in it to send photos? Thanks again for your daily visits! Hank Dear Hank Your ISP might get annoyed if you send really huge pictures, but that is tough. With Eudora you can ATTACH pictures with CTRL H or embed them by copying them from your graphics program and then paste them into a letter with CTRL V. Different email programs might be slightly different, but deep down inside, they are all just copies of Eudora and Pegasus. The basics will be similar. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Mia went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't. She replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't really know when to honk the horn or not." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Orange Juice Salmon Moist, easy and fast! The orange juice and cinnamon add a sweetness that is a great contrast to the oregano, onion and garlic flavors. This is a go-to recipe in my house. Approximate Time: 20-25 minutes Yield: As many or as few people as you want-just adjust the amount of fish, spices, butter and orange juice Ingredients: 1 salmon filet for each person butter Greek Seasoning Steps: Lightly grease a baking dish. Avoid using too big a dish for the amount of fish you have. Rinse the filets. Put the fish in the dish. Dot the filets with butter. Sprinkle with Greek seasoning. Pour enough orange juice in the dish to just cover the bottom. Bake in a 400° F oven for 20-25 minutes. Fish is done, when it is firm and flakes well. Source: Yahoo cooking group By Judy Pariser S. [81] ______________________________________________________
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Today, February 5, in
1782 The Spanish captured Minorca from the British. 
1783 Sweden recognized the independence of the United States. 
1861 Samuel Goodale patented the moving picture peep show machine. 
1885 Congo State was established under Leopold II of Belgium, 
 as a personal possession. 
1917 Mexico's constitution was adopted. 
1917 The U.S. Congress passed the Immigration Act of 1917 
 (Asiatic Barred Zone Act) with an overwhelming majority. 
 The action overrode President Woodrow Wilson's December 14, 
 1916 veto. 
1924 The BBC time signals, or "pips", from Greenwich Observatory 
 were heard for the first time. They are broadcast every hour. 
1958 Gamel Abdel Nasser was formally nominated to become the first 
 president of the United Arab Republic. 
1962 French President Charles De Gaulle called for Algeria's 
1982 Great Britain imposed economic sanctions against Poland and 
Russia in protest against martial law in Poland. 
1988 A pair of indictments were unsealed in Florida, accusing 
 Panama's military leader, Gen. Manuel Antonio Noriega, of 
 bribery and drug trafficking. 
1997 Switzerland's "Big Three" banks announced they would create a 
 $71 million fund for Holocaust victims and their families. 
1999 Mike Tyson was sentenced to a year in jail for assaulting 
 two people after a car accident on August 31, 1998. Tyson was 
 also fined $5,000, had to serve 2 years of probation, and had 
 to perform 200 hours of community service upon release. 
2001 Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman announced their separation. 
2003 U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell presented evidence to 
 the U.N. concerning Iraq's material breach of U.N. Resolution 1441.
2015  smiled.

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